8am Hour - Tickle Me Elbow

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What game do they play at the beginning of the episode?

Dave 0:00

We're going to play a little Think Fast on 101.3 KDWB. Today on Think Fast, your boy Dave, that's me. I am hosting Think Fast. We're going to play with the girls on the show, Jenny and Bailey. Are you guys ready? Yeah. All right. I will give you your category, and then we'll see who gets to seven first. Here we go. First of all, the no-letter round. No-letter round. Are you all ready? Yes. Okay. Jump in with an answer. No-letter round. Something you plug in. Hair dryer. Oh, my gosh. Bailey, hair dryer is a good answer.

What are some funny answers given during the no-letter round?

Dave 0:36

A bad job for someone who is accident prone.

Bailey 0:40

Retail. You're going to drop stuff.

Dave 0:43

Race car driver is a good one, but you were too late. Okay. No letter round. Something that chases you in a movie.

Jenny 0:52

Bears.

Dave 0:53

Bears. Nice, Jenny. Very good. Okay.

0:55

Bears.

Dave 0:56

Something a man better not bring on his honeymoon. Another woman. Very good, Jenny. Another woman. I don't know. Okay. Something a customer might do to annoy a waitress.

Jenny 1:09

Poker.

Dave 1:10

Poker is good.

Bailey 1:14

Excuse me, ma'am.

Dave 1:15

Poke, poke, poke. Okay, the no-letter round. Name an occasion... Name an occasion you might buy a co-worker a present.

Bailey 1:29

Birthday.

Dave 1:29

Birthday Jenny. Okay, very good. Name a reason you might be running late to work. Pooping. Pooping Jenny. Okay, good one. Okay. Name somewhere. Bailey, can you hear me okay? I can hear you. I've got two points. She's doing fine.

What nostalgic children's show is mentioned in the conversation?

Dave 1:44

Okay.

1:44

Yeah.

Dave 1:44

Name somewhere you might stop on your way home from work. Gas Starbucks. Who said gas station? Me. Bailey got gas station.

Jenny 1:50

You should stop at holiday station stores right now, too, because they've got great deals on Celsius drinks, which are like energy drinks, where you can mix and match any flavor. 12 ounce and 16 ounce, two for $5. Wow.

Dave 2:00

Do they do haircuts over there at holiday station stores? Shut up. Maybe you ought to run in there and get a haircut at holiday station stores. You better shut it. All right, here we go. The no-letter round. Next one. Name a food a boss might bring in as a treat for workers. Cookies. Tied on cookies.

How do they describe their experiences with toys like Tickle Me Elmo?

Dave 2:17

Tied on cookies. Number one answer, bagels. Bagels. I love a bagel. Rich, I'm looking at you.

Bailey 2:22

Give me an everything bagel, Rich.

Dave 2:24

I want an everything bagel, and I want the salmon chunks in there.

Bailey 2:28

Ooh, yes.

Dave 2:28

Yum. That doesn't sound right at all. Are you here? What is your bagel preference?

Unknown 2:33

I'm going to be so real plain, Jane, with butter. Toasted. With butter? Not bad.

Dave 2:37

Not bad. Okay, here we go. Name something you do when you wake up in the morning.

Unknown 2:43

Poop. Jenny, not everything's poop.

Dave 2:45

I'm not going to accept poop as another answer. Nope, nothing there. Either the shower, brush your teeth. Yeah.

Jenny 2:50

The first thing I do every morning is pee, though.

Dave 2:54

Now here's a new category. It's called the accept round. Okay. Name something in the category, but not what I tell you not to name. Okay. In other words, if I say name a dog, but not the Dalmatian. Oh, okay. That makes sense. Yeah. Okay. It is the accept round. Okay. A kind of doctor, but not a gynecologist.

Jenny 3:19

Psychiatrist.

Dave 3:21

I'll take a psychiatrist. Yes. Very good. An amusement park ride, but not a roller coaster.

Unknown 3:28

Haunted Mansion.

Dave 3:29

Too slow. Too slow.

Unknown 3:30

I'm like, rock a roller coaster.

Dave 3:32

Oh, crap. Okay. The accept round. A reason you'd go to prison, but not murder.

Jenny 3:40

Lying. Lying.

Dave 3:42

Lying. Stealing. Nope.

Jenny 3:43

Nope.

Dave 3:44

Nothing there. Nope.

What is the significance of Christmas Wish mentioned in the episode?

Bailey 3:45

I'm like, white collar. Oh.

Dave 3:48

Okay. The accept round. A form of transportation you don't have to have a license for, but not a bicycle.

Jenny 3:57

Bus.

Dave 3:58

Oh.

Jenny 3:58

A bus. You take a bus.

Dave 4:00

I'm not going to allow that because you have to have a license to drive a bus. Not to ride a bus. I'm still not going to accept it. I'm sorry. What's the score right now? I have three. Jenny has five. Skateboard or rollerblades or something. Canoe.

Bailey 4:13

So a manual. Okay.

Dave 4:15

Whatever. A common jigsaw puzzle scene. But not animals.

Bailey 4:22

Toys. Flowers. I'll take toys.

Dave 4:24

Toys is a good one. Okay, what's the score now?

Bailey 4:26

I have four. Jenny has five.

Dave 4:29

Something on the Thanksgiving dinner table, but not a turkey. Cranberry sauce. Cranberry sauce? Seth Bailey got that one.