Chapter 1: What nicknames do people use for their dates?
on Dave Ryan TV on YouTube so yeah it was it was fine I went and then I went home and I went to bed so okay you know what you you you signed up you signed up you went to practice yep it doesn't mean you got the role it just means you signed up you went to the tryout I tried good for you and I have another date on Friday
with a different person. And then I might have another date next Tuesday with a different person.
And we've been keeping, we've been able to keep them straight because Bailey is nicknamed to some of them.
I nickname them stuff. And this guy was Twitter feud guy.
Yes. So when Bailey was like saying yesterday, she's like, oh, I have this date tonight. I was like, is that Twitter feud guy? Like I knew which one it was then. Twitter feud guy.
And then there's average guy, which is Friday.
average average guy no average is good right because average is good and then there's the intellectual that's next it's funny because jenny's can i say your guy paddleboard guy yeah because she met him paddleboarding over the summer that's not the story at all that's close enough so whatever nobody cares So paddleboard guy. I dated a girl named Tall Blonde and Chatty.
That's what me and my friends referred to her as. Her name is Gretchen. She might even still be listening. This is way back in the day when Susan and I were broken up. And so my friend nicknamed her Tall Blonde and Chatty or TBC. Gretchen, shout out.
Hope you're still around.
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Chapter 2: How do nicknames help differentiate between multiple dates?
I'm sure you're still Tall Blonde and Chatty. What about you, Vaughn?
You have a nickname for anybody? Not that I've dated, but I used to have a co-worker who just was such a klutz and just an odd fella, and his name was Dan, so we called him Ditsy Dan. Ditsy Dan. All the time. He didn't know it, though.
We asked on Facebook, what nickname did you have for somebody that you dated? Ashley says, we named my sister's ex butt grease because he wore his dirty mechanic pants and put a grease stain on mom's new couch. Somehow he was promoted later to Sir Oil Bottom. Another one. I called my mom's ex-boyfriend DeBreath when I was a teenager. Oh, it's old DeBreath coming over. Here's one.
Andrea called her boyfriend Diabetes Dave. Maybe he had diabetes. Okay. I dated a guy. Sarah says I dated a guy with red hair that I lovely, lovely called him Woody Woodpecker. I love it. Kevin says, horse face. But good lord, that body, he says. Good lord. It's essential for the group chats for you to have a nickname for everybody.
My friend, I dated a woman back in Ohio and she had an oily complexion. And my friend John nicknamed her greasy nose. How's old greasy nose? And I'm like, don't call her that. How's old greasy? Oh, there was another one. She's a rather larger girl. Brentley called her linebacker.
How's the linebacker?
He also called another one leather face. How's leather face? This is what people do. I think probably especially guys. Guys are like, yeah, how's old leather face? How's the linebacker? I'm like, stop that. She's nice. I love her a lot.
I don't know. We didn't do that. We just called people for what they were. Like, my friend called her ex Thunder C-Word. Thunder C-Word? Thunder C-Word, yeah. Because he was. Yeah, he was. He was not a good person to her. And, yeah, I feel like, I don't know. I did date someone who I call them Big D-Bo.
Big D Bo, B-O, like his name was Bo, Big D Bo.
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Chapter 3: What funny nicknames have been given to exes?
We'll be back one hour, commercial free. We're going to play a little Name That Tune coming up next on KDWB, one of our favorite games of the week. We were talking about Bailey's date.
and it's just always an adventure to hear about daily's bait daily's baiting life or or daily's better bailey's dating life and you had a date last night and then what how do we get on nicknames uh because i call him twitter feud guy to differentiate him because that's what he likes to do yeah um a couple of text messages what weird name did you have for somebody you dated uh here's one my ex's nickname was toothless okay very descriptive okay
Another guy was very hairy. Me and my friend called him Fozzie, like Fozzie Bear. Cute. Yeah, adorable. My worst was my friend whose ex-situation ship made her climb through his second-story window. He was window guy even when I met him face-to-face.
Chapter 4: How do listeners contribute their own nickname stories?
Told my best friend about a girl I was dating. Her cat between her leg. Oh, okay. Her cat. Her cat looked like a catcher's mitt. So he would always say, how's catcher's mitt when she would come around? She thought it was an inside joke between us because I used to play baseball. But her nickname was catcher's mitt. That's terrible.
I should have pre-read that one.
I did not pre-read that one.
That's how you know it's live.
Exactly. Dated a guy. Called him 11. Because he made $11 an hour. He was so proud of his job. It depends on the year. Back in the 90s, that would have been $11 an hour.
This one's called Pants Jerky Mike.
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Chapter 5: What are some unique and creative nicknames shared?
Always had beef jerky in his cargo pants pockets. Pants Jerky Mike. I think that's funny. Ex-boyfriend's name was Gonzo.
Why was it Gonzo?
You know what Gonzo looks like. The long nose?
The long nose. Okay. My sister's high school boyfriend was Porkchop. He used to call me Beefsteak.
This person says they have two separate guys. One, they call them Lips, and one was Soup Can.
Okay. Okay, I get Soup Can. Lips, I'm not really sure.
Probably just got big, juicy lips.
We have a talkback on the iHeart app. Oh, cool.
We called one of my old boyfriend's grandpa. He was like,
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