Dave Softy Mahler

I'm good, and as always, shout out Jocelyn's Jewelry.

You need a jewelry you can trust in the Kansas City area.

It's always Jocelyn's for me, man, whenever I'm in Kansas City.

I am currently, Saran, standing outside T-Mobile Park, the left field entrance to T-Mobile Park, where the last three days your Kansas City Royals came to town and clubbed us to death over the weekend.

Three-game sweep, including winning on Randy Johnson's historic night.

How dare you?

Shame on you for coming to town Saturday and destroying the vibe, the buzz around the stadium on Saturday.

Randy Johnson was here.

Felix Hernandez, Ichiro, Ken Griffey Jr., Jay Buhner, the wife of the late, great Dave Niehaus, all in attendance, and you came here, and you ruined the party.

So I hope that you're happy, and I hope that you're proud of yourself for what you did over the weekend, man.

Well, it's not really a setback.

It's early May, obviously.

But the problem right now that we're dealing with is what you said.

It's Luis Castillo.

I mean, the guy's put on 52 base runners in his last 28 innings pitched, which is just way, way too many for a guy of Luis Castillo's caliber.

And here's the thing that's going on up here in Seattle, man.

So, as you know, and as you saw on Saturday, Emerson Hancock, who's been filling in for Bryce Miller because Bryce began the year on the injured list,

He's not going anywhere.

He had 14 strikeouts on Saturday.

He's been amazing in every game he's pitched for the most part this year.