Dave Trolley

No, but I've said it. The bouncer sees, like, this guy needs a drink. He is down on his luck. I've said it many times on the pod that I was able to fly from LaGuardia Airport to Atlanta, Georgia, and back with just a Social Security card. And I think a credit card. It let me through. It's the time you got off at LaGuardia and walked home on the highway. Yeah. Good times.

Now I got Brooks Brothers.

Now I got Brooks Brothers.

Now I got Brooks Brothers.

Nice shacket. All right, let's see. This one's from Xander. Are you garbage if your dad buys an industrial toilet seat, the kind with the gap found in public restrooms for your home bathroom? I kind of like that. Can I ask you a question? It probably doesn't fit. Can I ask you a question about that? Please. So two things.

Nice shacket. All right, let's see. This one's from Xander. Are you garbage if your dad buys an industrial toilet seat, the kind with the gap found in public restrooms for your home bathroom? I kind of like that. Can I ask you a question? It probably doesn't fit. Can I ask you a question about that? Please. So two things.

Nice shacket. All right, let's see. This one's from Xander. Are you garbage if your dad buys an industrial toilet seat, the kind with the gap found in public restrooms for your home bathroom? I kind of like that. Can I ask you a question? It probably doesn't fit. Can I ask you a question about that? Please. So two things.

One, we have a bathroom in the lobby of our building, which nobody uses, and I use as if it is my powder room. I would do the same thing. I normally don't side with you. I fucking respect that. Because it's spotless all the time. I love a good, unused public restroom. There's nothing. Dude, I like them better than mine sometimes. Because you feel like you're like, I'm staying at the Ritz Carlton.

One, we have a bathroom in the lobby of our building, which nobody uses, and I use as if it is my powder room. I would do the same thing. I normally don't side with you. I fucking respect that. Because it's spotless all the time. I love a good, unused public restroom. There's nothing. Dude, I like them better than mine sometimes. Because you feel like you're like, I'm staying at the Ritz Carlton.

One, we have a bathroom in the lobby of our building, which nobody uses, and I use as if it is my powder room. I would do the same thing. I normally don't side with you. I fucking respect that. Because it's spotless all the time. I love a good, unused public restroom. There's nothing. Dude, I like them better than mine sometimes. Because you feel like you're like, I'm staying at the Ritz Carlton.

It feels nicer. It's tucked away. Nobody's ever there. And I mean, I've been in there for like a half an hour. Like if I get home at like 11 o'clock at night and I got to use the bathroom, I'm not going to go up there, get my balls broke. Shut the door and smell. I sit there. And also, too, there in my bathroom at the house, I'm up against the wall. Yeah, they're tighter.

It feels nicer. It's tucked away. Nobody's ever there. And I mean, I've been in there for like a half an hour. Like if I get home at like 11 o'clock at night and I got to use the bathroom, I'm not going to go up there, get my balls broke. Shut the door and smell. I sit there. And also, too, there in my bathroom at the house, I'm up against the wall. Yeah, they're tighter.

It feels nicer. It's tucked away. Nobody's ever there. And I mean, I've been in there for like a half an hour. Like if I get home at like 11 o'clock at night and I got to use the bathroom, I'm not going to go up there, get my balls broke. Shut the door and smell. I sit there. And also, too, there in my bathroom at the house, I'm up against the wall. Yeah, they're tighter.

Those are like... Dude, this thing, I'm fucking... I feel like the Fonz. I'm stretched out. Uh-huh. Take some calls. Plus, I never run out of toilet paper. Yeah, for days. I got a fucking... Got a fan going, probably. I got a magazine just... Some good fucking... Good paper towels to wash the hands... Dry the hands or whatever. It's nice. Yeah. Dude, I had to... I was... We were in...

Those are like... Dude, this thing, I'm fucking... I feel like the Fonz. I'm stretched out. Uh-huh. Take some calls. Plus, I never run out of toilet paper. Yeah, for days. I got a fucking... Got a fan going, probably. I got a magazine just... Some good fucking... Good paper towels to wash the hands... Dry the hands or whatever. It's nice. Yeah. Dude, I had to... I was... We were in...

Those are like... Dude, this thing, I'm fucking... I feel like the Fonz. I'm stretched out. Uh-huh. Take some calls. Plus, I never run out of toilet paper. Yeah, for days. I got a fucking... Got a fan going, probably. I got a magazine just... Some good fucking... Good paper towels to wash the hands... Dry the hands or whatever. It's nice. Yeah. Dude, I had to... I was... We were in...

We were in D.C. a couple weeks ago. What was that bar I told you I went to? Like Ye Olde Owl House or something like that? Ebbets? Ebbets. Something. Old House or something like that. Ebbets Backroom Deal Bar. Yeah, it's from like the fucking 1860s.

We were in D.C. a couple weeks ago. What was that bar I told you I went to? Like Ye Olde Owl House or something like that? Ebbets? Ebbets. Something. Old House or something like that. Ebbets Backroom Deal Bar. Yeah, it's from like the fucking 1860s.

We were in D.C. a couple weeks ago. What was that bar I told you I went to? Like Ye Olde Owl House or something like that? Ebbets? Ebbets. Something. Old House or something like that. Ebbets Backroom Deal Bar. Yeah, it's from like the fucking 1860s.

And the bathrooms are from 1856, dude. And I had an away game I had to do. You're going to make a doo-doo in there? Oh, man. Crab cake got you, huh? It was fucking. A little blue crab sneaking up on you. It was a crab cake like Benny. If you gentlemen will excuse me. The crab cake egg benny. Uh-huh. Whoa. What in Rome? Sure. Yeah. But it was also like. Look at you looking for the gout.