Dave Trolley

And the bathrooms are from 1856, dude. And I had an away game I had to do. You're going to make a doo-doo in there? Oh, man. Crab cake got you, huh? It was fucking. A little blue crab sneaking up on you. It was a crab cake like Benny. If you gentlemen will excuse me. The crab cake egg benny. Uh-huh. Whoa. What in Rome? Sure. Yeah. But it was also like. Look at you looking for the gout.

And the bathrooms are from 1856, dude. And I had an away game I had to do. You're going to make a doo-doo in there? Oh, man. Crab cake got you, huh? It was fucking. A little blue crab sneaking up on you. It was a crab cake like Benny. If you gentlemen will excuse me. The crab cake egg benny. Uh-huh. Whoa. What in Rome? Sure. Yeah. But it was also like. Look at you looking for the gout.

You in here? Extra hollandaise sauce. Don't get me started. But, man, this bathroom, smaller than a foam, and the door, it had those old doors with the wooden door, not even like a fucking metal door that clinks. And the floor was wet. And I was, there was no, I mean, it's right next to the White House. They weren't going to let me in. Taking a dump next to Mr. Peanut.

You in here? Extra hollandaise sauce. Don't get me started. But, man, this bathroom, smaller than a foam, and the door, it had those old doors with the wooden door, not even like a fucking metal door that clinks. And the floor was wet. And I was, there was no, I mean, it's right next to the White House. They weren't going to let me in. Taking a dump next to Mr. Peanut.

You in here? Extra hollandaise sauce. Don't get me started. But, man, this bathroom, smaller than a foam, and the door, it had those old doors with the wooden door, not even like a fucking metal door that clinks. And the floor was wet. And I was, there was no, I mean, it's right next to the White House. They weren't going to let me in. Taking a dump next to Mr. Peanut.

Oh, dude, it was fucking, people coming. It was one of those ones, I was bad. Loud, not loud. Wasn't the best aroma floating around. Sure. And no, like, there was, like, the door was probably, like, three feet. Like, it only just... It covered your knees. Like a cowboy bar? Yeah, if you stand up, it's, like, not even to my... It just covers your midsection. And, man, there's guys...

Oh, dude, it was fucking, people coming. It was one of those ones, I was bad. Loud, not loud. Wasn't the best aroma floating around. Sure. And no, like, there was, like, the door was probably, like, three feet. Like, it only just... It covered your knees. Like a cowboy bar? Yeah, if you stand up, it's, like, not even to my... It just covers your midsection. And, man, there's guys...

Oh, dude, it was fucking, people coming. It was one of those ones, I was bad. Loud, not loud. Wasn't the best aroma floating around. Sure. And no, like, there was, like, the door was probably, like, three feet. Like, it only just... It covered your knees. Like a cowboy bar? Yeah, if you stand up, it's, like, not even to my... It just covers your midsection. And, man, there's guys...

It's like someone's foot's right next to yours who's taking a pee. Like, it's tight. And I was like. Nice pair of loafers. I had to sit there for a minute or two and let the foot traffic clear out. You know what I mean? I was like, I'm going to be getting. Wait until the shift change. Yeah. Wait until the light to turn. It's like a line change in hockey.

It's like someone's foot's right next to yours who's taking a pee. Like, it's tight. And I was like. Nice pair of loafers. I had to sit there for a minute or two and let the foot traffic clear out. You know what I mean? I was like, I'm going to be getting. Wait until the shift change. Yeah. Wait until the light to turn. It's like a line change in hockey.

It's like someone's foot's right next to yours who's taking a pee. Like, it's tight. And I was like. Nice pair of loafers. I had to sit there for a minute or two and let the foot traffic clear out. You know what I mean? I was like, I'm going to be getting. Wait until the shift change. Yeah. Wait until the light to turn. It's like a line change in hockey.

Hey, you guys want to shut the fuck up and get out of here? It's bad. It was a tough one. I'm with you on that. The industrial toilet, I don't mind. I worry because my... How do I put this delicately? My equipment... Your wiener? My wiener sometimes is in perfect contact with that. It's like a baby's kiss. And I mean, like, the lips are fucking, they go perfectly right there.

Hey, you guys want to shut the fuck up and get out of here? It's bad. It was a tough one. I'm with you on that. The industrial toilet, I don't mind. I worry because my... How do I put this delicately? My equipment... Your wiener? My wiener sometimes is in perfect contact with that. It's like a baby's kiss. And I mean, like, the lips are fucking, they go perfectly right there.

Hey, you guys want to shut the fuck up and get out of here? It's bad. It was a tough one. I'm with you on that. The industrial toilet, I don't mind. I worry because my... How do I put this delicately? My equipment... Your wiener? My wiener sometimes is in perfect contact with that. It's like a baby's kiss. And I mean, like, the lips are fucking, they go perfectly right there.

And I've been in some, whatever's there. If I forget to wipe it, like, you know, because I'll wipe that off. I don't want my... No, no, no.

And I've been in some, whatever's there. If I forget to wipe it, like, you know, because I'll wipe that off. I don't want my... No, no, no.

And I've been in some, whatever's there. If I forget to wipe it, like, you know, because I'll wipe that off. I don't want my... No, no, no.

I put a piece of paper towel over the middle sometimes. Napkin? Really? Like putting the fucking napkin in your shirt? Well, it's either that or... Put a little lobster bib down there for a little guy? Sometimes, yeah. I'm not catching whatever that's got. Can you... Is that... Yeah. I would... I don't know if I ever told you.

I put a piece of paper towel over the middle sometimes. Napkin? Really? Like putting the fucking napkin in your shirt? Well, it's either that or... Put a little lobster bib down there for a little guy? Sometimes, yeah. I'm not catching whatever that's got. Can you... Is that... Yeah. I would... I don't know if I ever told you.

I put a piece of paper towel over the middle sometimes. Napkin? Really? Like putting the fucking napkin in your shirt? Well, it's either that or... Put a little lobster bib down there for a little guy? Sometimes, yeah. I'm not catching whatever that's got. Can you... Is that... Yeah. I would... I don't know if I ever told you.