Dave Trolley

I was at that... What's that jazz bar in... This is... I don't think I've ever told anybody this. You do it at a jazz bar. No, I had a shit real bad one night. Dude. We were out drinking. We left. I think we left. This is a Philly days. We left Raven. Hey, man, what's the scene like in there? I had a shit. I think I paid five. I thought I never told you I paid a $5 cover to get in there.

I was at that... What's that jazz bar in... This is... I don't think I've ever told anybody this. You do it at a jazz bar. No, I had a shit real bad one night. Dude. We were out drinking. We left. I think we left. This is a Philly days. We left Raven. Hey, man, what's the scene like in there? I had a shit. I think I paid five. I thought I never told you I paid a $5 cover to get in there.

I was at that... What's that jazz bar in... This is... I don't think I've ever told anybody this. You do it at a jazz bar. No, I had a shit real bad one night. Dude. We were out drinking. We left. I think we left. This is a Philly days. We left Raven. Hey, man, what's the scene like in there? I had a shit. I think I paid five. I thought I never told you I paid a $5 cover to get in there.

I'm a real cool cat and I'm jammed up. I got a Jeff cap on backwards. Just looking for a quick fix, man. I think I had to pay a cover to get in there. To deuce it out? To deuce. And that's a bad bathroom, too. But I'm pretty sure a guy was jerking off in there before I went in there. Why? Because he was jerking off in there. That's why I'm pretty sure. Because I was jerking him off.

I'm a real cool cat and I'm jammed up. I got a Jeff cap on backwards. Just looking for a quick fix, man. I think I had to pay a cover to get in there. To deuce it out? To deuce. And that's a bad bathroom, too. But I'm pretty sure a guy was jerking off in there before I went in there. Why? Because he was jerking off in there. That's why I'm pretty sure. Because I was jerking him off.

I'm a real cool cat and I'm jammed up. I got a Jeff cap on backwards. Just looking for a quick fix, man. I think I had to pay a cover to get in there. To deuce it out? To deuce. And that's a bad bathroom, too. But I'm pretty sure a guy was jerking off in there before I went in there. Why? Because he was jerking off in there. That's why I'm pretty sure. Because I was jerking him off.

He's not going to finish himself. I had to get in there. The guy was conducting a lewd sex act on himself. What, and you think it got on the lip? I don't know. I had a shit in there right. It was either that or shit in my pants. And I was pretty drunk, and I was enough to get over the man. The guy was just wailing on himself in here. I think I might even open the door on him.

He's not going to finish himself. I had to get in there. The guy was conducting a lewd sex act on himself. What, and you think it got on the lip? I don't know. I had a shit in there right. It was either that or shit in my pants. And I was pretty drunk, and I was enough to get over the man. The guy was just wailing on himself in here. I think I might even open the door on him.

He's not going to finish himself. I had to get in there. The guy was conducting a lewd sex act on himself. What, and you think it got on the lip? I don't know. I had a shit in there right. It was either that or shit in my pants. And I was pretty drunk, and I was enough to get over the man. The guy was just wailing on himself in here. I think I might even open the door on him.

I was like, we got an emergency out here, pal. You got to fucking put that thing in my mouth. I'll wrap this up real quick. You need to put that trumpet away and head on out to the lobby.

I was like, we got an emergency out here, pal. You got to fucking put that thing in my mouth. I'll wrap this up real quick. You need to put that trumpet away and head on out to the lobby.

I was like, we got an emergency out here, pal. You got to fucking put that thing in my mouth. I'll wrap this up real quick. You need to put that trumpet away and head on out to the lobby.

That's not what my girlfriend told me. Jesus. It's just scary when it hits. No, I know what you're talking about. How many other wieners you've kissed like that? Yeah. That's a lot. You start licking it. I also have gotten the water. Oh, yeah. Self bidet. Yeah. Yeah. Which I don't mind. Really? Depends. That ain't good. It's usually after something bad just dropped.

That's not what my girlfriend told me. Jesus. It's just scary when it hits. No, I know what you're talking about. How many other wieners you've kissed like that? Yeah. That's a lot. You start licking it. I also have gotten the water. Oh, yeah. Self bidet. Yeah. Yeah. Which I don't mind. Really? Depends. That ain't good. It's usually after something bad just dropped.

That's not what my girlfriend told me. Jesus. It's just scary when it hits. No, I know what you're talking about. How many other wieners you've kissed like that? Yeah. That's a lot. You start licking it. I also have gotten the water. Oh, yeah. Self bidet. Yeah. Yeah. Which I don't mind. Really? Depends. That ain't good. It's usually after something bad just dropped.

I'm not proud of it, but yeah, that happens. Listen, this isn't fucking toilet talk time with Kip and Foley, all right? You brought it up. Fucking clean it up. Great question, though. Kip, factor, factor, give me the news. I got a chicken bowl waiting in the fridge. For you. That's right, baby. Gang, we love factor meals around here at Tootie's. Our absolute favorite.

I'm not proud of it, but yeah, that happens. Listen, this isn't fucking toilet talk time with Kip and Foley, all right? You brought it up. Fucking clean it up. Great question, though. Kip, factor, factor, give me the news. I got a chicken bowl waiting in the fridge. For you. That's right, baby. Gang, we love factor meals around here at Tootie's. Our absolute favorite.

I'm not proud of it, but yeah, that happens. Listen, this isn't fucking toilet talk time with Kip and Foley, all right? You brought it up. Fucking clean it up. Great question, though. Kip, factor, factor, give me the news. I got a chicken bowl waiting in the fridge. For you. That's right, baby. Gang, we love factor meals around here at Tootie's. Our absolute favorite.

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which we were getting them before they were even a sponsor. I'm a bit of a trendsetter. Sure. I was talking about them before they were even a sponsor, which makes me think I gave them the kippy bump. You know what I mean? The boost of confidence they needed. Gang, if you're not familiar with Factor, which you should be, is the number one ready-to-eat meal kit in the United States. Yes.