David Alan Grier
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Well, what I'm saying is, I've said it a million times.
You put a sticker on the front window that says, I have nine cats.
Dear Mr. Fireman, please save them first.
You're asking to be broken into.
Yeah.
Insured by Smith & Wesson.
Sierra Club, take a hike to hell.
You know, all that good stuff lets you know that I'm... Then you have a brass doorknob in the shape of a big-ass dick.
Well, no, but honestly... Don't tread on me.
Yeah, don't tread on me is good, too.
The whole thing is when you're just looking for targets of opportunity, like you want to break into a house, Confederate flag says, gun out, on lap, watching hee-haw.
There you go.
Not bullshitting.
Not bullshitting.
Swamp loggers.
Right.
That says trouble, and then you go to the other one, and you see the gay flag, the Super Jolly Roger sticker on there, Miata parked in the driveway.
You're just going for the path of least resistance, right?
That's right.
That's right.