David Alan Grier + Dave Dameshek (Carolla Classics)
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Welcome to Corolla Classics. I'm your host, superfan Giovanni. This is the podcast where we play the best moments, highlights, and fan-selected clips from all 17 years of The Adam Corolla Show. If you'd like to access the archives of the ACS, The Adam and Dr. Drew Show, as well as the newer podcast, Beat It Out, make sure to check out Adam Corolla's substack, adamcorolla.substack.com. Sign up, subscribe, and listen ad-free. And if you'd like to request a clip, please email us, classicsadamcorolla.com. Note, we can only play material from The Adam Corolla Show. We could probably play some Adam and Drew Show as well, but they already do their Adam and Dr. Drew Show classics, so we don't really want to step on that.
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The gentleman to my left is Allison Rosen on news and commentary. I love you. Thank you. And, of course, Ball Brian on sound effects. A couple good things. A little something about motivation. Every morning when I'm asleep and my kids are going to school, my son comes up, gives me a nice kiss on the lips and says, yeah, no tongue. A little tongue. Not much tongue.
Yeah.
40% now with 40% less tongue and he gives me a kiss and he says love you father and he goes off to school and then my daughter either doesn't show up to the bedroom or I feel a cold sting of an open palm on my forehead and she slaps me on the forehead and then laughs and goes to school but today I got a kiss from my daughter before here's what's up The point system was implemented yesterday before the kiss. So the whole deal is if you get five points, you get a dollar. So you get a point to go do this. You get a point to go do that. I was laying there confused. It was early in the morning. I was a little uncomfortable. I wasn't sure what was going on. I couldn't figure out why my daughter gave me a kiss on the lips when she never gives me a kiss on the lips.
And then I heard her going down the hall yelling, that's two points, mommy.
So you're bribing your kids to be nice.
No, my daughter. No, my wife's bribing them to be nice to me. Are they that mean to you? She's mean to me.
Yeah. I don't like kissing my daughter on the lips. I want her to kiss me on the cheeks, but she kisses once. She kiss you on the lips? How old is she? I'm uncomfortable with that. Five. She's five. You want the cheeks. Well, she kisses her mom on the lips.
Oh, you don't want to transfer cooties to the new dude.
Well, that's why I divorced that whore. But, you know, enough about my past. You know? Good place. Good place.
Is mama with a new dude? Yeah, she's remarried. She's remarried? Yes.
Wow.
Oh, so you'd be kissing both of them.
That has nothing to do with it.
That has nothing to do with it.
Yeah, you don't want the sloppy seconds.
That has nothing to do with it. It just is lip kissing. And that's more than lips. That's more than lips. That's hips.
Yeah.
You know what I'm saying?
Lips and hips.
That's lips and hips. My daughter's an angel. Great Al Pacino.
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Chapters
8 chapters
1
What is discussed at the start of this section?
0:15–5:54
2
How does the conversation about parenting unfold?
5:54–14:48
3
What comedic insights are shared about improv?
14:48–1:05:27
4
What is LL Cool J's role in the song mentioned?
1:05:27–1:05:56
5
How do the hosts address the topic of racism in music?
1:05:56–1:07:08
6
What humorous plans does the host propose involving a prosthetic?
1:07:08–2:21:48
7
What is the significance of the Stanley Cup playoffs mentioned?
2:21:48–2:23:32
8
How do personal sports experiences influence opinions?
2:23:32–3:44:17
Speakers
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