David Alan Grier
π€ SpeakerAppearances Over Time
Podcast Appearances
That was an uncomfortable phone call.
Your son is doing a hell of a job.
Do you have $100,000 I can borrow?
And I borrowed $100,000.
He said his dad was a lawyer and had money.
But does he know how much it's worth now?
No, I paid him back lickety-split, and I think I gave him... Lickety-split?
That's not racial, is it?
You never heard about lickety-split Jefferson?
Look, if eeny, meeny, miny, moe can go south, lickety-split can go back.
Yeah, eeny, meeny, miny, moe.
They were three black brothers, but I digress.
Yeah, right.
So I borrowed a bunch of money from my assistant's dad, and I bought a Lamborghini S because I knew it was a good investment.
How many years ago?
It was like three years ago.
Wow.
Yeah.
They're giving you a light.
Say goodnight.