David Archuleta

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Yeah.

So.

When I lived in Florida for a little bit with my older sister, we'd love to go out and play with ducks just hanging out in our backyard area.

There's a pond behind the fence of the townhomes that we lived in.

We would find a way to break the fence open and escape out so that we could go catch tadpoles.

We'd always get in trouble for it, but we would go and we'd steal some of the duck eggs.

I don't know what we would do with them.

We would feed the ducks too.

But yeah, we, I think we just try to catch them and like have them be our pet.

And we, I think we used to get like the duck eggs and like get our dad's church socks and like swing the eggs around.

We weren't trying to break them.

Church socks?

Are there specific church socks?

Just like, like black high church socks.

Okay.

But, like, I was, like, four years old and she was five.

Okay.

So I was like, I don't think we knew any better.