David Boree

Like one eye open.

Watching The Office.

Furiously taking notes.

So this is how that write-up describes the process of unihemispheric sleep.

One, you need to be tired.

Two, you need to be laying down or sitting up.

It is important that you stay in a comfortable position that won't require you to move very much.

In either case, you want to close one eye and keep the other open.

Distract the open eye with some kind of engagement.

Eventually, you should feel yourself begin to fall asleep on one side.

That side will also become numb.

The degree of numbness is a good way to track how deep into sleep the side is.

Once into UHS, it is supposed to be possible to infer which aspects of your personality are associated with which side of the brain.

And the goal of unihemispheric sleep is to jailbreak the mind into psychopathy fully, right?

And Ziz, that's how Ziz describes it.

That's the goal.

That's the goal.

That's their goal.

Got to make ourselves into psychopaths so we can save the world.

But it also gets used, you can use it to like, I have this thing.