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Melissa Jeltsin 0:00
This is an iHeart Podcast. Guaranteed human. I'm investigative journalist Melissa Jeltsin. My new podcast, What Happened in Nashville, tells the story of an IVF clinic's catastrophic collapse and the patients who banded together in the chaos that followed.
Unknown 0:18
It doesn't matter how much I fight. It doesn't matter how much I cry over all of this. It doesn't matter how much justice we get. None of it's going to get me pregnant.
Melissa Jeltsin 0:27
Listen to What Happened in Nashville on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. Hey everybody, it's Michelle Williams, host of Checking In on the Black Effect Podcast Network. You know, we always say new year, new me, but real change starts on the inside.
Robert Evans 0:44
It starts with giving your mind and your spirit the same attention you give your goals. And on my podcast, we talk mental health, healing, growth, and everything you need to step into your next season whole and empowered.
Melissa Jeltsin 0:59
New year, real you. Listen to Checking In with Michelle Williams from the Black Effect Podcast Network on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts.
Unknown 1:12
Have you ever listened to those true crime shows and found yourself with more questions than answers? Who catfishes a city? Is it even safe to snort human remains? Is that the plot of Footloose?
Rory Scovel 1:23
I'm comedian Rory Scovel, and I'm here to tell you Josh Dean and I have a new podcast that celebrates the amazing creativity of the world's dumbest criminals. It's called Crimeless, a true crime comedy podcast. Listen on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. I know he has a reputation, but it's going to catch up to him. Gabe Ortiz is a cop. His brother Larry, a mystery Gabe didn't want to solve until it was too late.
Unknown 1:50
He was the head of this gang. You going to push that line for the cause?
Melissa Jeltsin 1:55
Took us under his wing and showed us the game, as they call it.
Rory Scovel 1:59
When Larry's killed, Gabe must untangle a dangerous past, one that could destroy everything he thought he knew. Listen to The Brothers Ortiz on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts.
David Boree 2:13
Welcome to Behind the Bastards, a podcast where I, Robert Evans, am going to war, like a one-man, like Rambo, like one of the later Rambo movies, not the first one that was actually about the cost of PTSD and Imperial War, but like the later ones where he's a one-man army. I'm doing that, and I'm doing it against Microsoft because I fucking hate Copilot. With me to talk about how much we hate Microsoft Copilot, my producer, Sophie Lichterman, and our wonderful guest, David Boree. David, how do you feel about Microsoft Co-Pilot? Ah, Rambo 3, let's go. Okay, okay, okay. Let's kill a ton of brown people. Well, no, I mean, in this one, it's just like Microsoft Co-Pilots we're killing. Okay, all of them.
Unknown 3:01
They're not really people. Outlook sucks.
David Boree 3:02
It's so bad. Outlook is terrible. Microsoft has really gone far off of making a lot of products that people hate to use. uh speaking of speaking of products people hate to use david said before we started recording that he was excited to hear this story i just want you to know where we're starting on this story is page 21 of the script and uh where we end the script is page 49 whoa i i made i made a mistake in doing this I'm going to admit that right now. Before we get further, I'm going to say I erred in this. And it's, you know, I've made peace with the inevitability of fucking stuff up, especially when like every week you're doing a different chunk of history and we're veering from like, we're talking about fucking 17th and 18th century France.
David Boree 3:53
And then like now we're talking about like a fucking guy who did a genocide in Darfur or whatever, right? Like you're going to, these are all important topics, but like you simply can't. every single week cover the breadth of stuff that we do and not, you're going to misspeak. You're going to make errors and stuff. And when it, when it comes to like, I'm talking about Hitler, I'm talking about like, not obviously those are important, but you know, if I, if I fuck up some fact about like early 1900s, Germany, I'm not going to be like too bent out of shape.

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