David Boree

And so Jamie, who's starting to view Ziz as a friend,

comes out and admits what she did.

And Ziz responds by saying, the only way you can make this right is to murder your like girlfriend, ex-girlfriend, it's a little unclear, Alice Monday, my old mentor.

Like you have to kill this person for me in order to make this right.

Here's what Jamie writes.

During her last phone call, Ziz informed me that the only way I could gain her trust and make up for what I did was to murder Alice, preferably sometime soon.

Ziz helpfully suggested I use a gun with a potato as a makeshift suppressor and that I might destroy the body with lye and then told me that after I should video call Ziz and show her the body before I destroy it so she could get proof positive that I'd really done it.

And if I didn't do it, Ziz planned to drive across the entire continental United States to murder me.

Great.

The die is cast.

The die is cast.

Shit.

Jamie says that Ziz wants Alice dead because she thinks Alice is a mentor and she's got this whole Sith thing going on.

So she's like, guess what?

The Sith always kill their mentors.

So I have to kill Alice or I can't get powerful enough to save the world.

Great.

It's crazy.

I love philosophy.

This is where that border patrol officer's death becomes inevitable.