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David Farrier

πŸ‘€ Speaker
9021 total appearances

Appearances Over Time

Podcast Appearances

Flightless Bird
Wisconsin: Supper Clubs

Someone came up to help her.

Flightless Bird
Wisconsin: Supper Clubs

They got it off safely and into the box.

Flightless Bird
Wisconsin: Supper Clubs

That's what we all want to know.

Flightless Bird
Wisconsin: Supper Clubs

Turns out the crab was from the seafood shop and a notorious escapee.

Flightless Bird
Wisconsin: Supper Clubs

They called him Alfred.

Flightless Bird
Wisconsin: Supper Clubs

Crabs do like to escape.

Flightless Bird
Wisconsin: Supper Clubs

I remember in biology class back at Bethlehem College, the private Christian school I attended, very homophobic back in the day, Dr. Margaret Leighton, who was the best teacher at making you feel guilty as hell for anything.

Flightless Bird
Wisconsin: Supper Clubs

The crabs escaped from the tank in the biology lab.

Flightless Bird
Wisconsin: Supper Clubs

Great escapees, crabs.

Flightless Bird
Wisconsin: Supper Clubs

And when we came into the class, a bunch of them were dead, some of them were alive, and she got so angry.

Flightless Bird
Wisconsin: Supper Clubs

Blamed you for it?

Flightless Bird
Wisconsin: Supper Clubs

She did, I think, blame someone for letting them loose, but they escaped on their own.

Flightless Bird
Wisconsin: Supper Clubs

Crabs and octopus, great escapees.

Flightless Bird
Wisconsin: Supper Clubs

I think that is the case.

Flightless Bird
Wisconsin: Supper Clubs

Seafood.

Flightless Bird
Wisconsin: Supper Clubs

We think that seafood isn't smart.

Flightless Bird
Wisconsin: Supper Clubs

Some of the smartest shit out there.

Flightless Bird
Wisconsin: Supper Clubs

Oh my God.

Flightless Bird
Wisconsin: Supper Clubs

I could watch octopus videos for hours.

Flightless Bird
Wisconsin: Supper Clubs

All animals are amazing, but the octopus, they can fit in a jar.