David Harris Gershon
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And I'm like, John, what are you?
And the first thing that he says is, David, go get the banana suit.
First of all, A, what banana suit?
You told me to come open up the bar and you're here.
And he's like, David, this will be opening the bar.
As if I was supposed to know you were speaking metaphorically on the phone, but whatever, I'm poor and I need a job, so I go up to his office, and sure enough, there is a life-size banana suit up there.
So I grab this thing, not feeling very happy about what's going to happen next, and I come down, and he says, all right, David, just put this thing on.
I'm like, what the fuck?
Yes, David, put the banana suit on.
I'm going to give you some smoothies.
You're going to go to the grandstand.
The race announcers are going to make a killing.
You're going to do great.
It is as ridiculous as you would imagine a life-size banana would be.