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David Harris Gershon

๐Ÿ‘ค Speaker
94 total appearances

Appearances Over Time

Podcast Appearances

The Moth
The Moth Podcast: Apples and Bananas

And I'm like, John, what are you?

The Moth
The Moth Podcast: Apples and Bananas

And the first thing that he says is, David, go get the banana suit.

The Moth
The Moth Podcast: Apples and Bananas

I'm like, wait, okay.

The Moth
The Moth Podcast: Apples and Bananas

First of all, A, what banana suit?

The Moth
The Moth Podcast: Apples and Bananas

And what the fuck?

The Moth
The Moth Podcast: Apples and Bananas

You told me to come open up the bar and you're here.

The Moth
The Moth Podcast: Apples and Bananas

And he's like, David, this will be opening the bar.

The Moth
The Moth Podcast: Apples and Bananas

And I'm like...

The Moth
The Moth Podcast: Apples and Bananas

As if I was supposed to know you were speaking metaphorically on the phone, but whatever, I'm poor and I need a job, so I go up to his office, and sure enough, there is a life-size banana suit up there.

The Moth
The Moth Podcast: Apples and Bananas

So I grab this thing, not feeling very happy about what's going to happen next, and I come down, and he says, all right, David, just put this thing on.

The Moth
The Moth Podcast: Apples and Bananas

I'm like, what the fuck?

The Moth
The Moth Podcast: Apples and Bananas

Are you serious?

The Moth
The Moth Podcast: Apples and Bananas

Yes, David, put the banana suit on.

The Moth
The Moth Podcast: Apples and Bananas

I'm going to give you some smoothies.

The Moth
The Moth Podcast: Apples and Bananas

You're going to go to the grandstand.

The Moth
The Moth Podcast: Apples and Bananas

The race announcers are going to make a killing.

The Moth
The Moth Podcast: Apples and Bananas

You're going to do great.

The Moth
The Moth Podcast: Apples and Bananas

I'm like, fuck.

The Moth
The Moth Podcast: Apples and Bananas

So I put this thing on.

The Moth
The Moth Podcast: Apples and Bananas

It is as ridiculous as you would imagine a life-size banana would be.