David Pierce

She's like, I saw an ad on YouTube.

So my wife is one of seven kids and her siblings and her parents have all had, I would say, sort of a light competition to get into the limited slots on my Google family plan, which is the most important piece of leverage I have over everyone in my family.

You should be rotating them in and out.

I think that's probably right.

Who's been most helpful this week?

Yeah, like a MySpace top eight situation.

Yeah, exactly.

Like, I will bless you with YouTube premium until you wrong me.

We need a babysitter.

That's pretty good.

That's pretty good.

Especially at this price.

Dear God, no one's going to be able to afford it for very long.

All right, we should take one more break, and then we're going to go back.

And it's time for Brendan, and it's time for The Lighting Round.

We'll be right back.

All right, we're back.

It's time for the lightning round, or I guess in this case, lightning round part two.

Still unsponsored, still full of flavor.

Neil, I assume, I mean, listen, I know.