David Sedaris

I woke up in the middle of the night, and I was just wondering. Yeah. Was there a time when you couldn't order a drink on an airplane because it was a Sunday?

I woke up in the middle of the night, and I was just wondering. Yeah. Was there a time when you couldn't order a drink on an airplane because it was a Sunday?

I woke up in the middle of the night, and I was just wondering. Yeah. Was there a time when you couldn't order a drink on an airplane because it was a Sunday?

That's a great question. Or let's say if you were flying over North Carolina, would they say, you got to finish your drinks in like a minute because they're flying over North Carolina?

That's a great question. Or let's say if you were flying over North Carolina, would they say, you got to finish your drinks in like a minute because they're flying over North Carolina?

That's a great question. Or let's say if you were flying over North Carolina, would they say, you got to finish your drinks in like a minute because they're flying over North Carolina?

One of the things you don't count on when you write is you're dated so quickly. Even if you write something about people not having exact change for the flight attendant. Because there was a kind of man who would get on a plane and buy a drink with a $20 bill. And he knew the flight attendant wouldn't have change.

One of the things you don't count on when you write is you're dated so quickly. Even if you write something about people not having exact change for the flight attendant. Because there was a kind of man who would get on a plane and buy a drink with a $20 bill. And he knew the flight attendant wouldn't have change.

One of the things you don't count on when you write is you're dated so quickly. Even if you write something about people not having exact change for the flight attendant. Because there was a kind of man who would get on a plane and buy a drink with a $20 bill. And he knew the flight attendant wouldn't have change.

Whereas my mother always taught me, if you have a $20 bill, buy a newspaper, buy some gum, buy something in the airport. So you can have correct change when you order a drink.

Whereas my mother always taught me, if you have a $20 bill, buy a newspaper, buy some gum, buy something in the airport. So you can have correct change when you order a drink.

Whereas my mother always taught me, if you have a $20 bill, buy a newspaper, buy some gum, buy something in the airport. So you can have correct change when you order a drink.

Well, they would, but it's a pain in the ass. Then the flight attendant has to go.

Well, they would, but it's a pain in the ass. Then the flight attendant has to go.

Well, they would, but it's a pain in the ass. Then the flight attendant has to go.

Yeah. If everybody pays with a 20, the flight attendant's like, fuck. And you know, the flight attendant used to go down the aisle and say, does anybody have any change for us? Right.

Yeah. If everybody pays with a 20, the flight attendant's like, fuck. And you know, the flight attendant used to go down the aisle and say, does anybody have any change for us? Right.

Yeah. If everybody pays with a 20, the flight attendant's like, fuck. And you know, the flight attendant used to go down the aisle and say, does anybody have any change for us? Right.

It's so funny, though, how you can be on a plane and have a towering hatred for somebody and they have no idea.

It's so funny, though, how you can be on a plane and have a towering hatred for somebody and they have no idea.