David Sims
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The craziest part about me being handcuffed.
I'm going to cry.
I'm going to cry like a baby.
That don't matter.
Hey, no, no, Rucker would have blamed it on Grandma.
You don't want me on the jury.
You're guilty.
Hey, Rucker would have said, hey, I didn't do it.
I didn't do it, Grandma.
Are you looking for a good pair of boots?
Well, hey, stop looking.
Hey, I'll put you on the best pair of boots that are made in the world.
Hey, it's just like you haven't got any in your mouth.
The worst thing that ever happened to me is I was driving a car, and there were some people that had a car like the one I was driving that just robbed a 7-Eleven store.
Well, hey, they pulled me over.
Well, I'm in Texas.
Well, in Louisiana...
when a cop pulls you over, you get out of your car and go back to him.
That's the way it used to be.
Well, hey, look.