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Chapter 1: What happened during Uncle Si's mistaken identity traffic stop?
you should be thankful that here at this semi-quincentennial you have jury duty i don't get those letters in the mail what letters jury duty that's because you're a felon i've got two yeah they don't they don't come my way anyway welcome back to the duck call room
what is that because a licensing agreement i have to be connected to my home wi-fi oh yeah if i'm at home that's what they do now yeah in the world do i need to stream if i'm at my house disney plus won't let you like if i i gave noah's mom the account yeah you know i mean and she watched it at her house so then they said oh well this must be your house i can't even watch it at my own house
No more. I'll get better at this. If I was at home, I wouldn't need to stream the world cup. I don't have any of those problems. Yeah. Well, I'm still, I'm still very, uh, because I haven't yet to cut said cord. You got to cut the cord. I've yet to cut said cord. I'm still very much cord friendly.
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But if you have YouTube TV, you could be sitting there watching the World Cup. The World Cup will be over by the time that I... Got my latest news of what I got in the mail days ago.
It's not going to be over.
Oh, it'll be over.
By the time you go to jury duty?
July 20th.
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Chapter 2: What surprising prison food tutorial does Rucker share?
Isn't this thing over like the 16th? Mm-hmm. Something like that. Pretty close.
Well, that actually stinks because if you're sitting in jury duty, that would be something to watch.
I'd have to figure out how to do it because obviously Xfinity don't want me to. But yeah, I got jury duty. You did? Yeah, it's the second time in my life that I've been chosen for jury duty. Well, I had the same twice. Number two. Are you going? Are we on the same one?
No. What? No, because my wife called and said, hey, look, he's had a bad problem, but he'll fall asleep.
That's it? He's narcoleptic. That's all you had to do?
No, no.
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Chapter 3: What childhood meal made Martin suspicious of a Southern classic?
And then the guy said, well, he's 78 years old. He don't have to show up if he don't want to. It's his choice. At what age does that start? I don't know. We're not close.
As a man.
That's what you told him. I did show up for the first one, and it cost me. I parked in a little spot, 1M, to check on it. We'll come out, had a ticket, 250, cost 250. Good night.
A $250 bargain gig?
Yeah.
In Washington, Maryland?
They got to get the money somehow. At the courthouse. And I said, hey, look, I'm here to report for jury duty.
I'd have went to jail.
You're going to screw me and charge me $250?
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Chapter 4: Why did John-David's family panic over a spider?
Just over a parking spot? Yeah, over a parking spot.
And I said, hey, what are you supposed to do? Y'all say I got to be here, but I ain't got a parking spot.
And then you charge me $250. And then they said, well, when they got down to it, they started asking me questions.
Yeah.
And I said, well, could you, are you biased? And I said, everybody's biased. Absolutely. I said, everybody is. I said, I've got my likes and I've got my dislikes. That's right. Well, then they kept on and I said, well, what if I, you know, if this happened, okay, you're judging this person, this happened, what would you do? I said, hey, guilty as charged, put the sucker in jail. That's right.
I said maximum sentence. I said, thank you for showing up, Mr. Ross. We can't use you.
So that's what I should do?
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Chapter 5: What are the boys' thoughts on jury duty?
Oh, yeah.
All of this exact script?
No, no, I'm just saying. I asked me the question, and I answered them honestly.
I ain't got 250, though. Will you drop me off?
No, no, you better take somebody to drop you off, because, hey, if you park, because there was no parking zone. No, yeah. I just parked there and they didn't like it, so they wrote me a ticket and charged me a ticket.
Oh, I could Uber. You should get away, Mo. What if I got Royce?
Royce doesn't live here anymore.
No, he's in Texas. Oh, he did move. Our Uber driver, yeah. He moved to, what, Lake Louis for a shot.
I've never Ubered in Monroe. I feel like it would be weird.
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Chapter 6: What are the rules for a fish fry according to the boys?
you should provide a parking place for him. For crying out loud. That's the least that you could do if he's going to be a good citizen and come out here and sit on the jury.
Give the man a place to park. Provide me a place to park. But to be fair, this is 2026. You should be able to zoom in to jury. No, if you get chosen, you should go. But there should be a profile of you where they pick the profiles already. And if you ain't one of the what is it, 10 on one side and 10 on the other, and then they have to agree on however many of them or whatever it is.
You're a little more familiar with this process now.
No, yeah, I mean.
That's because you've been tried. You've never been a juror.
Well, you make a valid point. They know not to send me an invite to jury. Well, no, no. If they know not to send me an invite, they should be able to tell if you're somebody that can get through the filter.
That's what I'm saying.
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Chapter 7: How do the boys feel about World Cup tourists?
This is a screwed up deal. It really is. And we make what, like $7 a day or something? Wait, they pay you? Yeah, they pay you. Don't they pay you for missing work? No, they pay you a little bit. Yeah, it's like seven bucks a day or something stupid. For missing work. Yeah. Good.
But here's the thing about that, because, hey, there's a case right now. $50 a day.
In the news. Oh, so you get half a tank of gas.
Well, that guy, that kid stabbed the kid at a racetrack. Oh, boy.
Oh, yeah, Carmelo Anthony. Not the one y'all are thinking of.
No, not the basketball.
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Chapter 8: What is the best solution for a long road trip, according to the discussion?
My brother-in-law freaked out when he saw that news. Hey, the judge. What did Melo do? Look, they went through. Melo? Hey, here's the deal. They went through 500 people picking the jewelry. Well, this ain't a, this ain't, this not a little bitty thing.
No, that's a high profile case.
Mine is, mine is.
You got to go though. Oh, I got to go. I had to, I had to fill out the paper and send it back in, which by the way, y'all say is required. And then I have to supply the stamp. I never did that. That's dumb. This is starting to seem. I didn't have to. So, so when I got jury duty. On the back of the, the deal said flip over and fill out and return.
I had a brilliant plan that I was just not going to show up.
That's dumb.
And then Allison outed me on the podcast. They need to change a lot of stuff in this. Because, hey, if you are doing and being a good citizen, show up and do it. Number one, they ought to provide you a parking place. Absolutely. I agree. No, I'm serious. Hey, I'm 78 years old and I got, you know, a bad, bad lung. Yeah. So I don't need to be walking. No.
Lungs.
So, hey, provide me a place. There ought to be one. Okay. Well, I can park. You know, I'm being a good citizen and doing my job.
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