David Spade

And I'm like, yeah, because that's the good ones start. They're on TV. And it's still three hours. And for Spade to sit for three hours is fucking rough with these brittle fucking bones. So you're like, cool, cool. We'll go at 7. And I didn't know that you wanted to go really bad earlier. So we're eating. And I'm like, this spaghetti is good. You're like, let's fucking go.

And I'm like, yeah, because that's the good ones start. They're on TV. And it's still three hours. And for Spade to sit for three hours is fucking rough with these brittle fucking bones. So you're like, cool, cool. We'll go at 7. And I didn't know that you wanted to go really bad earlier. So we're eating. And I'm like, this spaghetti is good. You're like, let's fucking go.

And I'm like, yeah, because that's the good ones start. They're on TV. And it's still three hours. And for Spade to sit for three hours is fucking rough with these brittle fucking bones. So you're like, cool, cool. We'll go at 7. And I didn't know that you wanted to go really bad earlier. So we're eating. And I'm like, this spaghetti is good. You're like, let's fucking go.

So I have a car taking us. It's like a black Suburban, right? Yeah, nice. AC in it. We go out front. He's not there. It's so weird because they always get there early. And you're like, well, we got to go. It's quarter to seven and we got to be there at seven. And we're next to the arena. And I'm like, fuck, where's this guy? And then he hits me up and goes, hey, dude. You go, let's get an Uber.

So I have a car taking us. It's like a black Suburban, right? Yeah, nice. AC in it. We go out front. He's not there. It's so weird because they always get there early. And you're like, well, we got to go. It's quarter to seven and we got to be there at seven. And we're next to the arena. And I'm like, fuck, where's this guy? And then he hits me up and goes, hey, dude. You go, let's get an Uber.

So I have a car taking us. It's like a black Suburban, right? Yeah, nice. AC in it. We go out front. He's not there. It's so weird because they always get there early. And you're like, well, we got to go. It's quarter to seven and we got to be there at seven. And we're next to the arena. And I'm like, fuck, where's this guy? And then he hits me up and goes, hey, dude. You go, let's get an Uber.

And I go, well, give him a second. And then I go, he goes, oh, I spaced. I'm sending another car. It'll be there in a second. I go, we're in a hurry. He goes, it's very close. So this is not good. And I see you're janking. First I've seen you kind of get mad.

And I go, well, give him a second. And then I go, he goes, oh, I spaced. I'm sending another car. It'll be there in a second. I go, we're in a hurry. He goes, it's very close. So this is not good. And I see you're janking. First I've seen you kind of get mad.

And I go, well, give him a second. And then I go, he goes, oh, I spaced. I'm sending another car. It'll be there in a second. I go, we're in a hurry. He goes, it's very close. So this is not good. And I see you're janking. First I've seen you kind of get mad.

Because I was getting mad too because I'm like, fuck, where is this guy? And plus we're stressed. So the suburban pulls up. We jump in. And the guy goes, okay, where are you going to? And he goes, you deal? And you're like, yeah. And I'm like, hmm. And then I go, this is my driver. And then I look down and we start- It was international fight week.

Because I was getting mad too because I'm like, fuck, where is this guy? And plus we're stressed. So the suburban pulls up. We jump in. And the guy goes, okay, where are you going to? And he goes, you deal? And you're like, yeah. And I'm like, hmm. And then I go, this is my driver. And then I look down and we start- It was international fight week.

Because I was getting mad too because I'm like, fuck, where is this guy? And plus we're stressed. So the suburban pulls up. We jump in. And the guy goes, okay, where are you going to? And he goes, you deal? And you're like, yeah. And I'm like, hmm. And then I go, this is my driver. And then I look down and we start- It was international fight week.

This is good. This is how he sounds. This actually sounds like him. It's not nothing better. So then the driver texts me and goes, hey, did you just pull out? I just saw you. And I go- wait, is this not the car? And I go, Theo, what is this? And you go, I called an Uber, dude. It's taking too long. I go, okay.

This is good. This is how he sounds. This actually sounds like him. It's not nothing better. So then the driver texts me and goes, hey, did you just pull out? I just saw you. And I go- wait, is this not the car? And I go, Theo, what is this? And you go, I called an Uber, dude. It's taking too long. I go, okay.

This is good. This is how he sounds. This actually sounds like him. It's not nothing better. So then the driver texts me and goes, hey, did you just pull out? I just saw you. And I go- wait, is this not the car? And I go, Theo, what is this? And you go, I called an Uber, dude. It's taking too long. I go, okay.

So we go, and now I go, and the funny part was I go, hey, dude, all right, if you're going to this T-Mobile, we got to go in the loading dock. That's where we have to get our tickets and enter. And he goes- oh no, that's only for VIP special. And I go, right. And then he goes, you want VIP special? Yeah, and we go, no. And he goes, oh, you have to be special. And I go, oh, we're special.

So we go, and now I go, and the funny part was I go, hey, dude, all right, if you're going to this T-Mobile, we got to go in the loading dock. That's where we have to get our tickets and enter. And he goes- oh no, that's only for VIP special. And I go, right. And then he goes, you want VIP special? Yeah, and we go, no. And he goes, oh, you have to be special. And I go, oh, we're special.

So we go, and now I go, and the funny part was I go, hey, dude, all right, if you're going to this T-Mobile, we got to go in the loading dock. That's where we have to get our tickets and enter. And he goes- oh no, that's only for VIP special. And I go, right. And then he goes, you want VIP special? Yeah, and we go, no. And he goes, oh, you have to be special. And I go, oh, we're special.

And he goes, no, no, that's for special people. And I'm like, I get it. And then Theo goes, no, he's special. He does movies and stuff. And he looks back and he goes, No, he no special. Why do you know I'm no special? You fuck. So he wouldn't take us. So then you just go, let's just get out. Yeah. So we just got out in the street and we saw a door and then they go, oh, you. Wrong door.

And he goes, no, no, that's for special people. And I'm like, I get it. And then Theo goes, no, he's special. He does movies and stuff. And he looks back and he goes, No, he no special. Why do you know I'm no special? You fuck. So he wouldn't take us. So then you just go, let's just get out. Yeah. So we just got out in the street and we saw a door and then they go, oh, you. Wrong door.