David Spade

Or guys that look like me.

Bill Maher always says to me, everyone wants me to get married.

I go, no one wants you to get married.

You don't have to get married.

Married people don't think that you've all got to be married.

I did a benefit.

for the cardiovascular whatever.

And I think Ryan Streetcrest was on it, but it was a horrible environment.

And I went out there and it was pulling a tractor and I bombed and I came outside and I think you might've been smoking a cigarette.

I don't even know if you smoke, but you seem like incredibly cool and confident.

And you sort of, you sort of went, how many of these do you do?

Like you basically, in my mind, you were saying to me, why would you do this?

and i had the disease to please and say yes and so that's how i remember you and i thought you were very cool oh well that's cute yeah i'm just cute yeah jelsea part of her her attraction is she's she's always very pretty but she's very like kind of a tough chick that you have to you everyone feels like they have to win over because she's not easily like she doesn't she we're referring to you now chelsea yeah he doesn't suffer she hung up

she doesn't suffer fools i would not say you got to throw something out of that's decent because she's not gonna she's gonna see there's a hurt little girl in there somewhere and a vulnerable person behind that that's what i'm looking for there's a sentimental um cry real softy i think everyone has by the way i like that she's texting during this anyway we're giving all these compliments and you're like i'm just texting the i'm texting the police

Ready?

I've got one.

I've got the balls.

What do you play?

Blackjack?

What are you playing?