Chris Rock LIVE in LA

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Fly on the Wall with Dana Carvey and David Spade 1h 13m 6 speakers 6 chapters transcribed 4 months ago
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David Spade 0:00
Guys, we got an exciting one. This is not a repeat. This is a new version of Chris Rock live at the Orpheum Theater, which we shot and had a blast.
Dana Carvey 0:11
Always fun with an audience, especially with Chris. Yes. And we're out there in three chairs. We got our cameras. Pretty big audience. I mean, Netflix is a joke. It's like 18 million shows. But Chris was great. We learned a lot. We went in some places that were very funny. I mean, he just has a lot of stories that involve a lot of well-known people. There were some pretty fascinating things.
David Spade 0:36
We were pulling some names out of them. Yeah. God, we went back to SNL again. We always do that, but there's always something. We went back to pre-SNL, how we met Sandler, old Eddie Murphy stuff, where he met Eddie, a lot of great stuff that I don't remember doing that in the first time we talked.
Dana Carvey 0:56
No, no, I learned a lot, and he was great. We had a great time. We're going to now repeat some of the main jokes, so you go ahead.
David Spade 1:07
No, we're not. But I have to say, I did laugh a lot. He didn't walk through it. He came in in a good mood, excited. The crowd was into it. And it's one of those fun ones where you just start laughing. And we're just kind of all over the place, cracking each other up.
Dana Carvey 1:23
Yep.
David Spade 1:23
Great time.
Dana Carvey 1:24
No further ado. Or what do you call it? No further ado? Is that the phrase? Close enough. With no further ado. Without further ado. The one and only Chris Rock.
Unknown 1:35
20 minutes.
David Spade 1:40
You're over here. He gets suspicious of mine. Why? It's funny. Wow.
Chris Rock 1:49
Wow. Okay. Hello. Hi. There you go. Can you see?
David Spade 1:57
Wow. Downtown. We are not doing stand-up, just so you know. Everyone pours out. No, we decided where's the most dangerous place we can do this, and what's the farthest. And it took some work, but we got it.
Dana Carvey 2:18
Ted Sarando said, 6 o'clock, way downtown. I said, Teddy, I am in, brother.
Chris Rock 2:24
I'm...
Dana Carvey 2:25
So, Chris, thanks for coming.
Chris Rock 2:28
I'm here because I want to be here. This has nothing to do with my contractual obligations to Netflix and Ted Sarandos.
Dana Carvey 2:42
Nothing to do with that.
Unknown 2:44
Nothing to do with my three special deal.
Yeah.
David Spade 2:50
Well, we appreciate you coming. Chris is one of my good buddies. Background on him. We did the old SNL together. That's where I met him. And, uh, right. Such a, uh, legitimately one of my best buds in the showbiz world. And, um, would do anything for this guy. So I'm really glad to see him in general. It's good to see him here. Dana's fine, but it's... 91.
Chris Rock 3:16
It's all right. 91. I know. I don't like to throw the exact numbers. 91. Michael Jackson was alive. Yep. And you just got out of high school. And an outstanding citizen.
Dana Carvey 3:29
Michael Jackson was killing it. 91 was a good... I waited on Michael Jackson as a busboy waiter in 1975. Get out of here. And I would bring him a plate of raw carrots. And they were playing the Circle Star Theater, the Jackson 5. And there he was. A plate of raw carrots? Raw carrots. And he would look in a mirror. Was he fucking rabbits? I don't know. Janet was jumping up and down on the bed. She's like eight years old. I go, please don't do that. Oh, they were that small. Wow. Yeah, he was probably 14 or 15. Wow. Yeah. And he was looking in the mirror. And I brought him the carrots. And I got kind of familiar. And I said, you know, you could do a little something. And I just dropped it, you know. I felt terrible.
Dana Carvey 4:11
That was pretty good. Long way to go. Wow. So, Chris Rock is our guest. Yes.
David Spade 4:17
Oh. I don't know if we're going to keep getting applause off that. We're going to keep trying. Joe Jackson ordered three eggs and a belt. Anyway, I saw the movie. No, wait. I'll tell you a Michael Jackson story, Chris.
Dana Carvey 4:32
So, 91, when you came in, what was your first impression of... Sorry, I didn't know. Were you starting? The monitors have a lot of reverb.
David Spade 4:40
I feel like it's really kicking back.
Dana Carvey 4:43
The mics are a little hot. I don't know. I can't really understand what you're saying. So that's not a good thing, I guess. No.
David Spade 4:52
Rock, you know more about this. Are we getting a lot of kickback on these monitors? You were a sound engineer. It feels echoey.
Chris Rock 5:02
Did you guys do a sound check? Wouldn't that be great? That's what I do normally. Wouldn't that be professional?

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