David Spade

all right thank you it feels like being a mailman where you you put the mail out then you show up the next day and they're like we got a lot more mail you're like god it never ends you never it's like groundhog's day yeah you just go i didn't did i get anything done today and you feel like you're always feel like you're getting too old i used to of course every day when i was 30 i'm like i didn't even do enough when i was by 30 i'm like i want to do more and more and more and everything takes so much time and every agent says it's

And you always want to do good or you might be out.

Do you do crowd stuff online on like Instagram?

And so you do clips to push gigs to get people in the door.

Okay.

I know when you get material to get them to see your special.

I know.

The next day they're like, congratulations, you're in the top 10.

You got a new act yet?

Exactly, yeah.

Tell some jokes.

You got money?

Tell some jokes.

From New Orleans and it was in Boulder.

The money that no one sees.

Yes.

They're like, do you want to pay for a big blue light?

I'm like, I don't give a shit.

Give me a black curtain.

How about that?