David Spade

My fucking sweater pops. Don't even try to argue that.

It's unreal. In some places, it's six pounds. That is the most expensive place because I won't say the name, but... The steak sauce was seven bucks each. You get a little thing like this of A1 and it's like, dish, dish, dish, seven, seven, seven. And then the bread was 15. I had filet, I had filet of sole, right? I go, oh. You had filet of what?

It's unreal. In some places, it's six pounds. That is the most expensive place because I won't say the name, but... The steak sauce was seven bucks each. You get a little thing like this of A1 and it's like, dish, dish, dish, seven, seven, seven. And then the bread was 15. I had filet, I had filet of sole, right? I go, oh. You had filet of what?

It's unreal. In some places, it's six pounds. That is the most expensive place because I won't say the name, but... The steak sauce was seven bucks each. You get a little thing like this of A1 and it's like, dish, dish, dish, seven, seven, seven. And then the bread was 15. I had filet, I had filet of sole, right? I go, oh. You had filet of what?

No, filet of... Yeah. That's rich. Oh, shocking. It checks out as a fish. Yeah, that's what it looks like. Anyway, it's kind of like carp. No, I don't know what it's like. So I get this and they go, do you want the catch of the day? And I know it's a rich place. I go, don't try to rat fuck me, dudes. I'm going to take this dog shit off the menu. It says market price, but I go, fine. I get it.

No, filet of... Yeah. That's rich. Oh, shocking. It checks out as a fish. Yeah, that's what it looks like. Anyway, it's kind of like carp. No, I don't know what it's like. So I get this and they go, do you want the catch of the day? And I know it's a rich place. I go, don't try to rat fuck me, dudes. I'm going to take this dog shit off the menu. It says market price, but I go, fine. I get it.

No, filet of... Yeah. That's rich. Oh, shocking. It checks out as a fish. Yeah, that's what it looks like. Anyway, it's kind of like carp. No, I don't know what it's like. So I get this and they go, do you want the catch of the day? And I know it's a rich place. I go, don't try to rat fuck me, dudes. I'm going to take this dog shit off the menu. It says market price, but I go, fine. I get it.

$150?

$150?

$150?

What you do is they have the fish with their mouth, I guess. Yeah. And something like this. Oh, you're going to go to work for that 150. And the fish is like. Fish is like, I got teeth. No, you do not. Nice try.

What you do is they have the fish with their mouth, I guess. Yeah. And something like this. Oh, you're going to go to work for that 150. And the fish is like. Fish is like, I got teeth. No, you do not. Nice try.

What you do is they have the fish with their mouth, I guess. Yeah. And something like this. Oh, you're going to go to work for that 150. And the fish is like. Fish is like, I got teeth. No, you do not. Nice try.

How do you remember to ask questions? I always watch this thing and I'm like, I can't remember shit to talk to people about.

How do you remember to ask questions? I always watch this thing and I'm like, I can't remember shit to talk to people about.

How do you remember to ask questions? I always watch this thing and I'm like, I can't remember shit to talk to people about.

Oh, there's you on us now. Who is that? They're like, ladies and gentlemen, BLM. And they're like, oh, is that the musical group? Is that you all happy? When were you that happy? Never. Fucking shit. Is that AI? Is that Tom Brady's teeth? Oh, my God. I'll rent out advertising space on those fucking chompers. Are those your teeth?

Oh, there's you on us now. Who is that? They're like, ladies and gentlemen, BLM. And they're like, oh, is that the musical group? Is that you all happy? When were you that happy? Never. Fucking shit. Is that AI? Is that Tom Brady's teeth? Oh, my God. I'll rent out advertising space on those fucking chompers. Are those your teeth?

Oh, there's you on us now. Who is that? They're like, ladies and gentlemen, BLM. And they're like, oh, is that the musical group? Is that you all happy? When were you that happy? Never. Fucking shit. Is that AI? Is that Tom Brady's teeth? Oh, my God. I'll rent out advertising space on those fucking chompers. Are those your teeth?

I was about to say, your forearms look good, and they shaved you a little bit. God. Your whole body's shaved. Well, it's going to be as soon as I get in shape.