Coachella + Drunk College Stories
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Fly on the Wall with Dana Carvey and David Spade
53 min
3 speakers
4 chapters
transcribed 4 months ago
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What are the new jokes and material discussed at the beginning?
This one guy said, what are you looking at? I go, I'm looking at you, looking at me, .
Yeah, I go, not much.
What the was that?
What the ? You got a joke about pickles?
What the are you doing up there, playing around, shuffling around, looking at your notes?
I went into my dorm at the SAE house, and two twin beds, and the guy said, no, I said to the guy, he said, well, this is weird. I said, yeah, should we this one and sleep in this one, or what should we do?
you looking at do you know what you're looking at is it a rhetorical question yeah this one guy said what are you looking at i go i'm looking at you looking at me bitch yeah i go not much i'm trying to figure it out i go move and they go make me i go i don't make trash i burn it yeah and if they start coming out at me i just go cut it out and do this thing cut it out
I go like this, not the face. Oh, God. Might be in show business at 27 years age now. Saving my face for him. Wow. What a rowdy start we have. Whoa. Going right at it. Comedy cavalcade. Your hair does look good. It's very fluffy.
um yeah I have a new person because it's closer by to where I live it's sort of like a volcano shooting out like this well it's 50s it's 50s it's Alpha never mind I'll go back to the bangs later in the podcast you might have to Dana can you turn your mic down no I'm just a little amped up yeah okay hold on sorry I have energy
Sorry I care about the podcast. Yeah, sorry I forgot to phone it in. Oh, I just got another one. It says, Dana, can you turn your hair down?
That I can't do.
Okay. My sweater is green and everything looks black in this room, but this is green. Could you tell? Okay.
I'm doing technical stuff. Give me a second. Talk literally.
I'll vamp.
Talk to yourself right now. I will. So I woke up and I said this. So Greg, it's at a five. And then on the bottom, I can put it.
Yeah.
Yeah. Okay.
All right. I'll keep this stuff in because it makes us more human. Everyone thinks we're super geniuses.
What's the difference between a genius and a super genius?
You have five seconds. I'll tell you when you're in the Super Genius Club.
Can you find the base of an isosceles triangle? You have two seconds.
I have to go find it somewhere.
Well, I don't know. You said can you. If you're a brainiac, you ought to be able to find the base of an isosceles triangle. See, the haircut and the glasses, it's a brand new me.
It is. I think it feels like it's either an ode to Coachella or you are at Coachella.
The idea of me, I'll do it with this guy. The very idea of going to the desert to watch 10,000 adolescent drugged out kids pee their pants and worship their God on the stage who's only playing YouTube videos is not my idea of fun. Did I get that right?
See, I popped in there too.
You know something. No, I love Coachella.
I love crowds. I like to get into a big crowd of people.
Yeah, I like to pay $54 for a Tootsie Roll.
Yeah, I love it. It's out in the desert, Coachella. I mean, I like hiding behind a cactus.
I like pooping dirt clods for the next two weeks. It's nice if you like wind and sand.
I'm one of those people that, no, an outhouse is a wonderful adventure. It's just like it's never really cleared out. It sort of adds on to itself, and it's very exciting, actually.
I always envy the people that do OnlyFans have sex in the outhouse. I think there's probably better location scouting we can do. Oh.
Is this OnlyFans? Like, only our fans or only anyone's fans?
No, OnlyFans is just porn.
I got it, because it could, you know.
And OnlyFans used to be, like, girls getting, like, cheeky or naked. Now it's like, if you're not doing full porn, get out. Get off the site. Get off.
Yeah, you take your non-porn site and get the hell out of here.
Good daddle. Go. Go. Just leave. Oh, I also have something else to tell you. I like, and then we'll go back to Coachella, is that I like things that I could just tell you on a phone call, but we'll use the podcast. Someone told me they were doing sets up near you And I go, are there any sets to do up by where they, I didn't say you, I can't even say the city, but I said up there and they go, oh yeah, there's a couple of rooms.
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Chapters
4 chapters
1
What are the new jokes and material discussed at the beginning?
0:00–10:04
2
What are Dana and David's thoughts on Justin Bieber's performance at Coachella?
10:04–37:17
3
What controversy surrounds Sabrina Carpenter at Coachella?
37:17–48:58
4
How do Katy Perry and Ruby Rose compare in the podcast discussion?
48:58–53:06