David Spade

No, no, it's ridiculous and it's fucked up. And our bodies can only hold so much hair. Tiffany, you have raging boners. What? I'm sorry.

Is he the guy that tries to live forever? He's trying to be really old. Is that him? I'm not sure. He also sings for ACDC. That's Brian Johnson, too. That's a different one.

Is he the guy that tries to live forever? He's trying to be really old. Is that him? I'm not sure. He also sings for ACDC. That's Brian Johnson, too. That's a different one.

Is he the guy that tries to live forever? He's trying to be really old. Is that him? I'm not sure. He also sings for ACDC. That's Brian Johnson, too. That's a different one.

It's his new cologne. Called fucking pig blood.

It's his new cologne. Called fucking pig blood.

It's his new cologne. Called fucking pig blood.

minimum 2 million worth of surgery on my face. But just to do a light dusting and cleanup, this guy's like every day, it's too much. And girls find that out. They don't want a dude that's spending their whole life to look six years younger. It's crazy.

minimum 2 million worth of surgery on my face. But just to do a light dusting and cleanup, this guy's like every day, it's too much. And girls find that out. They don't want a dude that's spending their whole life to look six years younger. It's crazy.

minimum 2 million worth of surgery on my face. But just to do a light dusting and cleanup, this guy's like every day, it's too much. And girls find that out. They don't want a dude that's spending their whole life to look six years younger. It's crazy.

Fucking sanding their nuts so there's no wrinkles in them. Just fucking mew, mew. You got your wiener out in a belt sander. Mew, mew. No rinks. I mean, I get it. We all do. I'm falling apart. Someone put on my comments the other day, you got old fast, dude. Oh, thanks, you fuck. Oh, thanks. Fly to your house and beat you with a fucking rock dick. I get really offended by the comments.

Fucking sanding their nuts so there's no wrinkles in them. Just fucking mew, mew. You got your wiener out in a belt sander. Mew, mew. No rinks. I mean, I get it. We all do. I'm falling apart. Someone put on my comments the other day, you got old fast, dude. Oh, thanks, you fuck. Oh, thanks. Fly to your house and beat you with a fucking rock dick. I get really offended by the comments.

Fucking sanding their nuts so there's no wrinkles in them. Just fucking mew, mew. You got your wiener out in a belt sander. Mew, mew. No rinks. I mean, I get it. We all do. I'm falling apart. Someone put on my comments the other day, you got old fast, dude. Oh, thanks, you fuck. Oh, thanks. Fly to your house and beat you with a fucking rock dick. I get really offended by the comments.

I'm like this. These people are losers. I tell myself. The guy goes, no way. I'm a winner. And I go, fuck, he's a winner and he's doing this? Look at Spade.

I'm like this. These people are losers. I tell myself. The guy goes, no way. I'm a winner. And I go, fuck, he's a winner and he's doing this? Look at Spade.

I'm like this. These people are losers. I tell myself. The guy goes, no way. I'm a winner. And I go, fuck, he's a winner and he's doing this? Look at Spade.

Fucking, look at those pecs though, dude.

Fucking, look at those pecs though, dude.

Fucking, look at those pecs though, dude.

Yeah.