David Spade

Cold reading is hard to do anyway.

And you're in front of all these people.

No, you know who else, but I thought, you know who else I was a little starstruck by was Michael Jordan.

And he was still playing, right?

Was he still playing?

What a lifetime bucket list thing, and I spaced it.

We went down, and he goes, let's all go, yeah, like,

during rehearsal let's all run down yeah he was special you and i used to go to mcdonald's all the time that's why we're so malnutritioned i ate there so much we never made that much money and it was always like scraping but uh i did remember that we went there and there's that sketch in the 50s where rob was the announcer oh they're really giving the referees the business and we were an all-white team we didn't want michael on our team remember that

Do you remember that?

I was not there for Mel Gibson.

And he is a hottie.

Sugar tits.

Yeah.

Go Wikipedia.

What are they?

Sometimes if you're that famous.

But if he's doing some things that he, if he's that level of fame, I think he just doesn't want a witness.

You know what I mean?

You don't want someone knowing what you're doing, hearing you talking on the phone, and just quietly taking in info.

Is that the fix?