David Spade

I think China White was. Yeah, that's what it should be. I was around for China White when I was a kid. Like that was the – I was so lucky because you used to do a little sniffy-jiffy, I heard. Yeah. It is fun. There are negatives, but we always start with the positives, especially about that. If I could afford more when I was parking cars and being a busboy, I would have definitely gone crazy.

I think China White was. Yeah, that's what it should be. I was around for China White when I was a kid. Like that was the – I was so lucky because you used to do a little sniffy-jiffy, I heard. Yeah. It is fun. There are negatives, but we always start with the positives, especially about that. If I could afford more when I was parking cars and being a busboy, I would have definitely gone crazy.

I could not, thank God. I could do a quarter gram in a weekend. Then I just, I could only afford 25 bucks. That was it. And even that wasn't money well spent, but don't get all excited. You're getting a boner. It is exciting. I mean, talking about it, doing it, it was fun. It was hard to just quit it, but it's just, I just watch and you go, no way to have a career.

I could not, thank God. I could do a quarter gram in a weekend. Then I just, I could only afford 25 bucks. That was it. And even that wasn't money well spent, but don't get all excited. You're getting a boner. It is exciting. I mean, talking about it, doing it, it was fun. It was hard to just quit it, but it's just, I just watch and you go, no way to have a career.

I could not, thank God. I could do a quarter gram in a weekend. Then I just, I could only afford 25 bucks. That was it. And even that wasn't money well spent, but don't get all excited. You're getting a boner. It is exciting. I mean, talking about it, doing it, it was fun. It was hard to just quit it, but it's just, I just watch and you go, no way to have a career.

There's no way to have anything good with all this pressure and shit you got to do. And people like to rat you out. And people like to say, this guy, you know, he's a little – Yeah. A little power flower now and then. So if they start getting that word out there – I luckily never got that word. I didn't do any of the whole SNL.

There's no way to have anything good with all this pressure and shit you got to do. And people like to rat you out. And people like to say, this guy, you know, he's a little – Yeah. A little power flower now and then. So if they start getting that word out there – I luckily never got that word. I didn't do any of the whole SNL.

There's no way to have anything good with all this pressure and shit you got to do. And people like to rat you out. And people like to say, this guy, you know, he's a little – Yeah. A little power flower now and then. So if they start getting that word out there – I luckily never got that word. I didn't do any of the whole SNL.

And that's the funniest part is that I did dabble a little bit before that just because I was in fucking showbiz. And you're from Arizona. You're from Scottsdale. Yeah. It's not still. Yeah. Well, it doesn't mean – it wasn't really the cocaine capital of the world. But I was in the comedy biz and a couple of guys had it and I was like fucking – I would partake just for fun. Yeah. Obviously.

And that's the funniest part is that I did dabble a little bit before that just because I was in fucking showbiz. And you're from Arizona. You're from Scottsdale. Yeah. It's not still. Yeah. Well, it doesn't mean – it wasn't really the cocaine capital of the world. But I was in the comedy biz and a couple of guys had it and I was like fucking – I would partake just for fun. Yeah. Obviously.

And that's the funniest part is that I did dabble a little bit before that just because I was in fucking showbiz. And you're from Arizona. You're from Scottsdale. Yeah. It's not still. Yeah. Well, it doesn't mean – it wasn't really the cocaine capital of the world. But I was in the comedy biz and a couple of guys had it and I was like fucking – I would partake just for fun. Yeah. Obviously.

And then – Oh, yeah, brother. But one time I did a lot and I was like – Yeah. I feel like I should go to the hospital. Yeah. You know?

And then – Oh, yeah, brother. But one time I did a lot and I was like – Yeah. I feel like I should go to the hospital. Yeah. You know?

And then – Oh, yeah, brother. But one time I did a lot and I was like – Yeah. I feel like I should go to the hospital. Yeah. You know?

And you'll walk over there. That's the craziest is – No, I fucking sprinted.

And you'll walk over there. That's the craziest is – No, I fucking sprinted.

And you'll walk over there. That's the craziest is – No, I fucking sprinted.

No, because the funny thing is you just turn into JonBenet. One bump and I'm like, oh, I'm a Yankee Doodle Dandy and I'm feeling great. And then I made my friend drive me and I got there and he's like – and it was freezing and I was shaking and tight. And he goes, you got to go in there. And he goes, but they're going to ask. Because I didn't stand up for about a year. Right.

No, because the funny thing is you just turn into JonBenet. One bump and I'm like, oh, I'm a Yankee Doodle Dandy and I'm feeling great. And then I made my friend drive me and I got there and he's like – and it was freezing and I was shaking and tight. And he goes, you got to go in there. And he goes, but they're going to ask. Because I didn't stand up for about a year. Right.

No, because the funny thing is you just turn into JonBenet. One bump and I'm like, oh, I'm a Yankee Doodle Dandy and I'm feeling great. And then I made my friend drive me and I got there and he's like – and it was freezing and I was shaking and tight. And he goes, you got to go in there. And he goes, but they're going to ask. Because I didn't stand up for about a year. Right.