David Spade

Ladies and gentlemen, please proceed.

We have ushers that will usher you into the safe zone.

And they'll take all these Palm Beach people down to the bunker while the White House is being droned by some foreign power.

And then they go, well, the drone threat has been eliminated.

And everyone will clap.

And then they'll go right back up and grab their drink.

The band's back on.

So I think he's preparing us for our next stage.

peptide infusions on the way back up because you're gonna get shot up with everything you want you're gonna have stem cells in the neck and and that's what it's gonna be and then outside it's just gonna be plumes of black smoke and people screaming but in the ballroom it's gonna be martinis and like a jazz band and i think that's cool fine

Yeah, he likes it.

It feels it's fun for him.

It's like during the Iraq war, my grandparents would watch the night vision.

You know, back then you didn't have the technology, but you had the green night vision and you'd see the missiles fly into things and they would sit there in their Long Island house and they would eat meatloaf and they would nod at the TV and they would look at each other and go, this is pretty damn cool.

That's the show me and my dad would watch the Dana Carvey show.

That was in what?

Nineteen ninety seven or eight.

Yeah.

Every episode of that.

There was an episode of that where you guys parodied the Republican primary.

I don't know if you remember this.