Tim Dillon: It’s Hard To Be Rich In This Biz…

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Previously titled “Tim Dillion: It’s Hard To Be Rich In This Biz…” — renamed by the publisher on Aug 3, 2026

Fly on the Wall with Dana Carvey and David Spade 49 min 5 speakers 8 chapters transcribed 5 months ago
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What was Tim Dillon's experience on Lights Out?

David Spade 0:00
where she was basically like, now this is what they call a saucer. You put your coffee cup on it so it doesn't spill all over your illegitimate children, you animals. I think people got a little turned off by that. The guy from before you called me, Sam Levinson called me over the summer and said, there's this teen We want you to do where Hunter, you're a sugar daddy and you're paying Hunter Schaefer and Hunter Schaefer has you on a leash and you're walking around the floor like a dog. They're going to have an army of morbidly obese, heavily medicated Disney adults. And that's just what we've got. That's what we've built in this country. That's our front line. That's our front line. Just 48-year-olds dosed with Prozac, dressed like toddlers with Mickey Mouse backpacks running.
Tim Dillon 0:50
Well, we had a real firecracker, Dana. you predicted it and then we did it tim dylan oh boy tim dylan such a funny podcast such a hilarious dude always has opinions he was on lights out we talked about that which is this show that's where i met him and then we made him have a little special segment on there and he's just
Dana Carvey 1:15
couldn't give a he makes fun of everybody everything both political sides we talk about so many things and he he's a great riffaholic yeah i mean i really enjoy at a certain point i was just like okay just feed him something and then he'll go on a rant kind of remind me of dennis miller and rush limbaugh and had a baby or something you know it's like this high energy and uh he never says He never says no. Whatever you say to him, he starts running with it right away, and it's dripping sarcasm, but ultimately, it's always just going for the laugh. It's always funny.
Tim Dillon 1:53
Almost always offensive, always hilarious.
Dana Carvey 1:56
Offensive and funny.
Tim Dillon 1:57
And like you said, you said it well, he's got good word packages. Like, to talk quickly on a subject, we're just throwing him, and then he puts it together in a nice little package. It's pretty smart. I mean, it's hard to do.
Dana Carvey 2:12
It is. Yeah, it was very, very fun to listen to.
Tim Dillon 2:15
And I'm saying, shit, I shouldn't, because we're just getting caught up in how funny it is to just make fun of everything.
Dana Carvey 2:22
To just say whatever comes to mind.
Tim Dillon 2:24
And be like, it's all comedy. But anyway, here he is, Tim Dillon, one of our new favorites on here.
Dana Carvey 2:33
Oh, fuck me, man. So I'm the only guy hatless?
Tim Dillon 2:41
Yeah. how are we good morning tim i almost bought you i saw these big shades when i was on the road at some store on the road i was like these i should get these for tim but you should have it would kill me to buy him something and be a good friend no i know it's it's it's good to hear about that you thought of it though that's the thought that's really the thought that counts that's right i think it's the most important thing instead of that i spent my money on zingers where were you i was just back in the uh virginia run the coveted the virginia run yeah it's just like all these towns and then you go yeah i was actually dana you'd be excited about this tim will be bored of tears already duke was playing in norfolk the night i played and then the next night i went they were playing uconn in that city in the building next to me
Tim Dillon 3:37
did that hurt your ticket sales or what's the what's the can i made him better because i fucking love this spillover tim he's like can you go to 7-eleven grab a big gulp i just i just pointed at someone i said coffee please this is early guys for me this is i would have done it later i just thought i am up and adam i'm just um i like the mornings to record You know, Tim is a friend of mine, Dane. I'll give you a brief history. Saw him on Lights Out because Adam Egan told me he's funny because I don't go, I don't like comedians. And then he came on, he's very funny, said something very inflammatory, of course, immediately. And I was like, oh, we got a live wire here. And remember that, Tim? Yes.
David Spade 4:23
It was a big moment. I enjoyed that. By the way, I loved doing that show.
Tim Dillon 4:31
Yeah, that show's built for you because he just comes on, he knows a little about everything.

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