Tim Dillon
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Candace
WOAH! Shannon Sharpe Names His ‘Jane Doe’ Accuser. Is This The End Of #Metoo? | Candace Ep 180
There is an argument to be made that that level of devastation and death is worse than you talking to someone on your podcast. Allegedly. There is an argument to be made. It's probably not a good one. The amount of damage you can do with just talking. There is an argument to be made that starvation and stuff like that and people dying is worse than a podcast. But wait a minute.
Candace
WOAH! Shannon Sharpe Names His ‘Jane Doe’ Accuser. Is This The End Of #Metoo? | Candace Ep 180
I wouldn't make it. Wait a minute before you say that. Have you been there? Right. That's a good point. Have you even? You haven't been? By the way, how is he in all these wars? Can I just go to wars? By the way, are you allowed to just go to wars? Yes. You should at least have the courtesy of going there.
Candace
WOAH! Shannon Sharpe Names His ‘Jane Doe’ Accuser. Is This The End Of #Metoo? | Candace Ep 180
Can I just go to wars or do I have to come back and say what people want me to say about the wars? Can I go to the wars and have my own opinions or do I have to have the opinions? Not if you want to go back. That's right. That's right. It's very interesting, this war tourism. How do I get on this war tourism? I'd like to go to the Ukraine.
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He's been nominated for something, though. No.
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I was in Canada somewhere, Calgary. Joe Rogan choking a guy.
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Didn't bury you in the algorithm if you say killed or suicide?
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He's just saying how bad New Orleans crowds are.
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So this is one of my favorite moments of 2024.
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Mark was on Rogan, Protect Our Parks, and he was telling a story about you. And then someone called you. Someone had your number and called you.
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Did you do the fucker for the line, the zing? Did you do it like that? No, no. Okay.
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That's it. This is so weird. This guy's now running shit. What the fuck?
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This is Ukrainian. I'm sorry. The Ukrainians are firing suicide drones.
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At the North Koreans, and they just follow them.
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The Tim Dillon Show
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Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to the Tim Dillon Show. You know, Regis and Kathie Lee are done. Kelly and Michael, I think, are done. I don't even know. Who's the new Anderson Cooper and whoever? I just think this country needs a new morning show. And it would look exactly or very similar to this. I think this is what we might have a little bit of a nicer backdrop, but
The Tim Dillon Show
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That's like a really big – So who is Brigitte Macron?
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There's something interesting about the idea that if you can sell people on this. then what else could you sell people on? If this is the case where this woman who was Jean-Michel Tragneau, they've put the entire French press to sleep. And they've done this with the help of a... a kind of PR guru in France. A gangster.
The Tim Dillon Show
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The Tim Dillon Show
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was really like watching your content and then he's, this thing's blown up in France. And you know this.
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So it's your belief that you've got Emmanuel Macron who goes through this program. He's selected at a very young age to basically be some type of Manchurian candidate. And then at some point – Jean-Michel Tragneau becomes Brigitte, who then becomes a teacher. And then... To further groom. He was groomed by Brigitte. There's no question. Right. And then Macron is 14, Brigitte's 40.
The Tim Dillon Show
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And then they begin, at what point do they begin a courtship? I'm like confused.
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Every woman I know likes people that are usually their age or a little bit older.
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By the way, what happened? Remember the Me Too? Remember all the concerns about all the things like this? Mm-hmm.
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fall of the parameters of an inappropriate power dynamic? Just a little bit.
The Tim Dillon Show
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No, and it's being talked about by so many different people Because you've waded into a lot of things recently where you have a perspective that a lot of people don't have. But as soon as they start listening to you, they start going, wait a minute. Whether they agree with all your conclusions or not, the general consensus is that you're on to something. Yeah. So, and...
The Tim Dillon Show
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For example, people, oh, anti-Semitism or this, that, and the other thing. But there is a prominent Jewish person that you are helping that no one else is helping.
The Tim Dillon Show
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There is a very prominent Jewish person who you are actually helping that no one is helping. And that person is Harvey Weinstein. And you have... looked over this and have, have come to, I don't want to say a conclusion, but you're certainly leaning in the direction that, that we don't know the whole story.
The Tim Dillon Show
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It feels like an incredible stretch to say that somebody who we know abuses power and was not acting in a moral or upstanding way or was probably aggressive and did things that nobody would support should just be... convicted on the basis of a general vibe instead of a specific set of provable allegations, which I think is where you landed on this.
The Tim Dillon Show
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Yeah, I was a juror on a murder trial, and they, at one time, they were like... You cannot bring up other things this defendant did. Exactly. We are trying this defendant on these set of allegations and nothing else. Right.
The Tim Dillon Show
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Yeah. And how does he feel that— one human being on earth is trying to shed light on this case.
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And he denies that. He says, I am not a rapist.
The Tim Dillon Show
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He got them, the tickets, by the way. We watched the Kevin Spacey doc. And it was these guys who were like, well, he was inappropriate. But then I went to his apartment. It's like, what are you doing? What are you doing? You're trying to get something. And fine. But then you can't turn around and go, this guy ruined my life. Because it does feel like there is a fair amount of like,
The Tim Dillon Show
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you know revisionist history or monday morning quarterbacking again not you know harvey weinstein we're not saying it's like you know you know the moral paragon of whatever he's not justin baldoni like it's not a case where you're like this guy was just such an amazing person no of course but people got into that one too yeah that one really got me angry i kind of was i'm not even i was kind of barely paying attention to that one yeah because i'm kind of like
The Tim Dillon Show
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I paid attention a little bit to Depp Heard, and then I felt this was kind of a Depp Heard sequel. Oh, it was so much worse.
The Tim Dillon Show
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And what was the motivation for Blake Lively to do this?
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What was interesting about this thing, I mean, you go on this, I mean, I don't want to call it a treasure hunt, but you go... You go on this really exhaustive trip, this research into Brigitte Macron, who, by the way, a lot of people in France agree with you. Oh, they know. Of all political stripes.
The Tim Dillon Show
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You gotta listen to it because when Candace goes through it.
The Tim Dillon Show
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I've actually petitioned for you to get an award from several Jewish organizations. The ADL. We haven't heard back.
The Tim Dillon Show
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But when you go through this, what's interesting is that I'm weirdly Hollywood adjacent. I've done like one movie. It was like the worst movie ever, Joker 2. Shout out to everyone who ruined that. And I said, everyone goes, are you thinking I'm mad at you for saying how bad it was? I go, what am I going to do? I make a living with my fucking mouth.
The Tim Dillon Show
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I'm like, I'm going to lie and go, no, it's great. It's great that the Joker's doing show tunes. Isn't that what everyone wants? Yeah. Isn't that what everyone wants is show tunes? So I was in one movie, and again, I'm plugged in, but you from the total outside, this is what's very interesting.
The Tim Dillon Show
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As somebody who's really in the outside, you see things better in a lot of these situations than people that are in it because you have this detachment where you can go, wait a minute, what's going on? Where you're like, because I just heard, I'm like, oh, I guess there's some weird, I didn't think he was like super guilty, but I'm like some weirdness on set, whatever, kind of ignored it, move on.
The Tim Dillon Show
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But you're like, no, no, no, this was a complete attempt to destroy this man's life. Yeah, it was bad. Put him in the hospital.
The Tim Dillon Show
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Because he's being told by people, just don't say anything.
The Tim Dillon Show
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Everybody knows things about Taylor Swift. I will say no things that Taylor Swift and her mother have left messages on other pop stars' phones threatening them.
The Tim Dillon Show
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A morning show for America would be Candace and Tim in the morning. We lead with the person who's, she's just done a little better, let's be honest, in follower counts and exposure. And I will tag right along. And I mean, first of all, thank you for doing this. Candace and Tim. Candace, oh yeah, for sure.
The Tim Dillon Show
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Yeah, but no, but listen, the reality is I heard- She's vicious. Vicious.
The Tim Dillon Show
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And by the way, gay people, a lot of people are like, one of the journalists who looked into this was a gay journalist. A lot of people are like, yeah, something's up here. Something's up.
The Tim Dillon Show
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She's a long pattern. She's that role she played on Gossip Girl. She is. Yeah.
The Tim Dillon Show
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Well, here's what's interesting, and this is what I think is this connective tissue that you have between a lot of the stories you're doing. One of the things I think that fascinates you, and it kind of fascinates me and it's interesting, is what can you get people to believe? This I feel like, from consuming some of your content and watching your stuff, What can you pass yourself off as?
The Tim Dillon Show
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What can you get people to believe? How – because here's what I think. Correct me if I'm wrong. There is a part of you that obviously we disagree with what people are doing. But you almost got to give it to them in a little bit. You're impressed by the elaborate – and the production value of it, even though it has gaping holes in it where you go in and go, wait a minute, this is wrong.
The Tim Dillon Show
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But I've always been amazed at what could get sold and how it's been sold.
The Tim Dillon Show
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you know think they know a lot know very little and it's very surprising to me. I've met people that have gone to the best schools and they have risen to positions of prominence in society. They're not unintelligent. They're incredibly capable. They're savvy in their own business. They're tremendously competent. They've made vast sums of money. They are incredibly sharp.
The Tim Dillon Show
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But if you take them out of that world and you just ask them to process some of the things that we've talked about today, they're at a complete loss.
The Tim Dillon Show
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Giving a big bag of money tends to work too. That also – A nice expert book and a big bag of money works. And listen, there are obviously people in society that know more about things than other people. There are people that are – trained in a degree in a field, but then there's also a lot of people that are bought, are being controlled. I'm in politics, yeah, I know. Are you kidding me?
The Tim Dillon Show
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Because... What do you say to people that go, Candace Owens, rabidly anti-Semitic, sees Jewish conspiracy theories everywhere. There is that...
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There should be a way to acknowledge that there's a human toll of that war that is, you know, I think is becoming... I was supposed to say again, I'm not an expert. No, of course. But I mean, listen, at the end of the day, I think... the vast majority of people look at that situation and say, this is terrible. It's unsustainable. We're supporting it. We're funding it. It needs to end.
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And, you know, some people have caught more flack, more flack than others for saying it. There's clearly anti-Semites. There's clearly people that believe whatever, the Holocaust denial, whatever. There's clearly people on that side of the spectrum. But there are also people that are pointing out – you know, a very real problem with, like you said, the massive infanticide. That was my crime.
The Tim Dillon Show
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Well, that's the other thing. I think in the beginning, a lot of people were like, yes, let's look at. the way police behave. Right. And let's look at the way they behave in, in minority communities. Let's look at the way they behave across the board. Um, we're a free country. We have a second amendment. We have people that have guns, uh, you know, are, are, are free, have autonomy.
The Tim Dillon Show
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And if the, you know, police are going to have to also understand how to treat people that are, you know, Americans. Right. So I think a lot of people were like, let's take a look at all of that. And then it went so overboard that, It went to defund. It went to abolish.
The Tim Dillon Show
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And so... I had a war with the Red Mango Frozen Yogurt. It got very intense. And I believe I was... Was this a troll, Red Mango? No, no, no. This is a real frozen yogurt company.
The Tim Dillon Show
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Yeah, we just started attacking. I don't know how it happened. But we both were not at our best.
The Tim Dillon Show
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It's such an odd story because what it does, what's very interesting about the story to me... There's many layers to it. And what it really calls into question is, how much do we know about the people who run our lives? Nothing. So this is what's really interesting to me. These people are introduced at some point as the best option to lead whatever.
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Well, it's interesting. Like, everybody's like, everyone's like, I don't know, there's this weird, like, I, you know, I explained this the other day, and I was like, Iran's this, like, boogeyman that I've heard about since I'm nine. And me and my friend are always like, when you take hostages like Iran did in the 80s or whatever... You're just on the list forever.
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And everyone talks about going to Iran. Now, we've done this. We've seen this movie. We know what happens when we put Western troops in a Muslim country. We decapitate the leadership. We install a new government. It's met. We know what happens. This isn't like a mysterious thing. Like, what's going to happen? How will this work?
The Tim Dillon Show
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we know what's going to happen and we still seem to be marching towards it. Yeah. And I almost wonder if some of this defense department stuff that's happening and maybe Pete, Pete exit is having a cocktail every now and then. I don't know. Um, that's,
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a possibility, but there's also a possibility that there's a lot of people that there's some turmoil because people want to move in the direction of war with Iran.
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I think one of the reasons Trump was so popular is that people knew him for 30 years. Love him, hate him. Multiple wives, this, that, and the other. People say nasty things about him. People adore him. But they know him. He's not, you know, certain people, Bill Clinton is governing the smallest state in America and is then thrust into the spotlight.
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A lot of the interests overlap often, right? Always.
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Yeah, well, I think the Saudis complicate the picture slightly. Right. They complicate it slightly, but I would say that there's almost always overlapping interests, right? The Saudis complicate it a bit, but it does seem like there is kind of a... It's kind of a movement now in America to basically try to understand more about the dynamics that enable certain decisions, I think.
The Tim Dillon Show
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They are marching in the streets. They don't want this war. It's not Israelis. We're talking about governments. Our government sucks. We're talking about governments, intelligence agencies. I think there's a lot to be said for the people, a lot of them in Israel who are going... We think Bibi Netanyahu is corrupt.
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We don't want to expand the borders of this country. And the people of Israel are suffering. And Jewish people around the world are potentially suffering because of these actions. Because of the unnecessary conflation.
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Barack Obama, a lot of people on the right wing just emerge and they become, you know, a household name immediately. We don't know, no one is doing a lot of research into the backstories of any of these people. Right. And when we do, you're being attacked. It's the craziest. I'm like, what is happening?
The Tim Dillon Show
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And it's understandable that, you know, seeing anybody get dragged from a rave into a tunnel is a crazy, horrible thing that everybody.
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would you know it condemns and says 100 percent and then you always get the initial reaction like i and so i i completely forgive and excuse that and i there's no one that i would say and like after 9-11 this country went around and did a lot of things that i don't think made us safer and in fact put us in a in a bad position financially we gave up our freedoms we tortured a lot of people that were innocent we killed a lot of people that were innocent
The Tim Dillon Show
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We have to take our belts off at TSA. Our shoes off. All of that stuff. And we're innocent. And we didn't do anything. We didn't do anything. And now we get treated like criminals. A lot of soldiers gave their lives. So I think there's an understandable rage and reaction that people have. But from our own history, you can see that it did go too far.
The Tim Dillon Show
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Threat level was orange and then red. Yeah, and weapons of mass destruction.
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Where is Trump in this? Where is the Trump administration?
The Tim Dillon Show
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And it's not you and me. It's something that I woke up to. We're maybe similar ages. I'm 40. I don't know. I don't know if you're talking about your age. You don't have to.
The Tim Dillon Show
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Happy birthday. I absolutely will. Yeah, thank you. I absolutely will. Get her a subscription to the free press. No. Barry Weiss. No. Don't even get me started. Did she tweet my special? I tell Barry, I go, if you want me to support whatever you're doing over there, I need more than a free tote bag. I like Barry. But I said, I want to read her article.
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She gave me a free subscription to the free press. Her article wasn't included. I had to upgrade. So I'm just saying. That answers my interest, what it is. But here's what I'll say. We learned this. We watched our friends go to war in Afghanistan and Iraq and die. And we watched a lot of people. We watched the 10 counties around Washington, D.C. become the wealthiest counties in America.
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They don't have significant natural beauty. They don't have tons of resources. it wasn't the location of Wall Street or Hollywood or the country music capital. It wasn't any of that. It was just, you know, kind of humdrum, plain Jane suburbs that surrounded this nucleus of power. You know, McLean, Virginia, Langley, Virginia. Why? Why are they so rich? Right. So they got really rich and...
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Veterans came back and had no health care. Veterans came back and their suicide rates were off the charts. Veterans came back and couldn't get housing. They were ignored. They were put on ice. And then we watched... Tons of people that worked in military adjacent fields, the defense industry, things like that, become incredibly wealthy.
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And that to me I feel like was a lesson that a lot of people in my generation learned.
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And that's why we're vocal. A lot of people are unlearning it.
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But you make me sick. I dressed up as her years ago and she still holds it against me.
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No, yeah, people get in their feelings and stay there.
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That's E-T-H-O-S dot com slash chim. What I find fun about a lot of this stuff, when you're talking about these things, you enjoy what you do. I love it. You like what you do. I really do. I like what I do.
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You're not afraid of people you disagree with. I don't think you strike me as someone who needs to be siloed in a thing where they never engage. You seem to engage with a fair amount of people who disagree with you. I love it. You don't mind it.
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Yeah, I think there's also multitudes. Everyone contains multitudes. There's people that are – I think people call me liberal friends that I have. I live in New York. I lived in L.A. A lot of my friends are – Most of them are wealthy. I spend most of the time with people whom I use for things. And a lot of them happen to be liberal.
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And I tolerate their personalities because of the homes they have. The boats. Yeah, you gotta... You know what I mean? You gotta get out to Montauk in the summer. Yeah, you can't. I mean, I'm gonna tolerate this for nothing. Let's get on a boat. Tell me about it on a boat. Tell me about the non-binary kid on a boat. Now...
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Speak of the wind, you can't even hear. Yeah. But I'll tell you this. I love my liberal friends. I love my conservative friends. I'm like in this weird miasma in the middle. I don't know what I am. I believe in, you know, I believe in pedophile cults and lizard people. I think I'm a centrist. That's centrist now. So that was a big tweet I had many years ago.
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But I think that you have a lot of liberals calling me going, Candace Owens. I'm fucking listening to Candace Owens. They go, you know, she made all these points about this thing. And they're going, because I think a lot of people are sleepwalking. And it's not always their fault. They got kids and did this and did that. And they got a job.
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And they're like, they're just, you know, they're getting battered. Like when you're landing in a plane. and it's turbulent and you're just getting battered and you're getting hit. I think that's why a lot of people are in life with so many responsibilities and things, and they're getting battered by information. This guy's bad. This one's good. This is a rapist. This is the president of France.
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I play my position. I know the deal. Candace and Tim. I fully know my – I fully play my position. I show up. You hand me an index card. I'm good. That's good. I go for sure. Yeah. Okay, good. Great. You know, I wanted to tell you a fun story that I think you'll like. I know that you probably – you know your reach, but I think it surprises you sometimes. I was at the Beverly Hills Hotel.
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He got engaged to this woman. She was 40 and he was 14, but it was sweet. That one was sweet. This guy was a Hollywood movie producer. He's the devil. And I think people just go, okay, sure, what, left, right? What I think you've done is kind of reset the table a little bit.
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This is the new me. It was the 9-11 response and all of that. We, our generation, didn't ever trust the government the same way again after that. after weapons of mass destruction, Dick Cheney and this, that, and the other thing. And then I think for a lot of people growing up, it was COVID.
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And, you know, I think it's about trying to, you know, retain a sense of, because there is a lot of information. I think it melts people's minds. So I think it's about like, you know, kind of trying to stay sane while processing a lot of it.
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We had you on in 2020. We had you on in 2020. I had you on my podcast in 2020. People were angry at you. People got really angry with me and I said, we wanted to platform a marginalized woman of color. And then it was Candace Allen. I thought, fun bit. And fun bet. And Candice came on and was great. And then people got really tight. And people were like, I cannot believe that.
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I was like, I just don't see the value in... like not engaging with people. And I think that that, I felt like we put that aside after this period of insanity, this moral panic that we were in. And I think a lot of people, and that doesn't mean you're gonna agree with everybody on everything. You won't. People are individuals.
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But I do think that you are going to be more open to certain things than you were, and I think it's not gonna be as easy. People aren't lining up on the left or the right as neatly As they did.
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It's very easy to find at least a few photos of somebody. Cheerleading photo, maybe.
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Well, I've done all these things to promote my special and CNN and Fox and all these places have asked me, do you guys consider yourselves a new establishment? And I'm like, all right.
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So 19 intelligence agencies, the full force of the federal government, the Wall Street Journal, the Washington Post, the New York Times, Harvard, Yale, Princeton, all the Ivy League schools, the Council on Foreign Relations, all of these different organizations, public, private, all these groups. Versus four podcasters? No. I don't think we're the new establishment.
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441 - Candace Owens Emergency Podcast
I think that's a very silly way to put it. I think you ran an unpopular candidate on a platform that America didn't want child sex changes and an open border. And you went hard on those issues and you wouldn't move an inch on open border and child sex changes. And I think Americans rendered a verdict on that. I don't think it was.
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And you also tried to run a dead guy and then replace him with an unpopular vice president who we didn't even know. No. And she ran on a platform of joy. So you could blame it on Theo Vaughn and Joe Rogan or Andrew Schultz. You can blame it on anyone you want. I had the VP, nobody blames it on me. I advanced, no one cared.
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I read all the articles, I'm like, yeah, they're gonna, and they're all like, it's never me. I'm like, but I advanced, but no one cared. But it's never me, I never get the flag. It's always everyone else. They're gonna come for you now. You shouldn't have crossed for me. Yeah, yeah, that's a good point. But this is a morning show. I do think if it was a sane country, we would have a morning show.
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Isn't that right? Take that first photo. But you also go into this thing. And by the way, you know, some of this is, and you've just, when you're doing this, the sense of humor, I don't know if you know how funny it is. It is, I mean, it's laugh out loud. And I meet the staff at these hotels. We're all just watching.
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Yeah. Candace and Tim. That's right. I'll do that. I'll do that. Absolutely. I'm telling you the only person we need to pitch it to and his name is Harvey Weinstein. Harvey Weinstein wants to get him out of prison.
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If he gets out of prison, this show's a reality. Yeah, it's a reality. Candace Owens, everyone, where can they find you?
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I'm so happy we did this before because I know you're going on a maternity thing.
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When there's a Malibu mom talking about banning food dyes, Candace is always near. I'm there. I am there. Candace Owens, everyone. Thank you again. You are so welcome. Thank you.
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And people like the richest people in the world, like, hey, our room services, we're like, can you relax? We're on episode three. There's six episodes. We have a lot to do. But it's very funny you delivered this stuff. First of all, this idea that really struck me about this whole thing was number one, she gets together with him, he's like 15, right? It's already weird. It started weird.
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It's already like a huge problem. It's like you're 40 and he's 16.
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Huge problem. But then it is, this is what really makes me laugh. It is, and Candace, you gotta, if you haven't watched this, you gotta watch it because she handles this in a very funny way. It's sold that this is like a voluptuous model that like is on, like no one could resist this woman.
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Like every guy in class is gonna be looking at this woman going like, this woman is voluptuous and really attractive and like she's just a- Claudia Schiffer. Claudia Schiffer.
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And then the photos come out of Regina McCrone and immediately you go, they're lying about everything. Like everything's a lie. Like you see this and immediately you go, wait a minute, hold on. Everything seems to be a lie. We've all seen beautiful women. We know what good-looking women look like. There's nothing wrong. You know what I mean? It's like, this isn't a voluptuous French.
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Something's very wrong here. And then you start and then you do this amazing job of because there's a lot of people that have looked into this in France. And they've been defamed and sued.
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And they didn't care who's writing about this. They're going after everybody. And it's weird for a story with no legs or for something that's completely untrue to Why would they be detaining people?
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A French guy who checks me in all the time goes – get over here. I thought there was like a problem in the hotel. I didn't know what was going on. I thought there was a leak in the room. He goes, listen, he's whispering in the lobby of the hotel. He goes, are you watching the Candace Owens expose right now? And I said, yeah, I kind of a little bit. And he goes, Oh my God. He goes, I'm from France.
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What do you think... The reaction is in, I mean, the palace to when this line of inquiry starts coming from you, from someone in America with a massive platform, are they panicked?
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No, if they call again, you're going to get this on Netflix. If they call again... Stop calling pregnant Candace. No, of course. Please. Now, you go through this whole thing. This opens these interesting doors, right? Now, a lot of people... You find yourself in the subterranean world that most people don't know exists, right?
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Where you have intelligence agencies and these programs, things like MKUltra. Now, some people do know about this stuff. Some people are, you know, really well educated on this stuff. Some people have a passing familiarity with it. But they were mind control programs that were in America. They were all over the place.
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And these were programs that were utilized to turn people into essentially slaves that could be programmed to do things. Whether it was assassinate someone and not remember why or who told you to do it. Right. Or be a sex slave. Or perhaps in a Manchurian candidate fashion, run the government. Run a country. Run a country.
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He's not smart. And when the traditional press is looking into this and they're finding similar things to what you're finding, how are they presenting this idea that this kind of like empty suit of a guy is like failing upwards?
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And he goes, Oh, I believe it's true, and he's like, I know people who've seen weird stuff, and we just started giggling like schoolgirls and talking, watching Candace Owens, because you've now become this wild investigative, you do these deep dives into stuff, and it's really wild, and it was just really fun to me that this guy, who's just checking me into a hotel,
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I always imagine Vladimir Putin finding that out. And almost being like, the CIA is not even trying.
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It's so crazy. I do feel that way. I often picture Vladimir Putin. It would be installing Khloe Kardashian to run the Ukraine.
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Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to the Tim Dillon Show. We are here every week for you, rain or shine, planes landing on their front or on their back. $30,000, by the way. That's what Delta, that's what the criminals at Delta think it's worth if you land upside down. Like Batman the Ride from Great Adventure.
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They've had quite the bombardment, as you would say. Now, so then they had like this pageant. They had like an event where they paraded these coffins around for the people in Gaza of these Israeli hostages that were killed. This is a terrible story. And they were fucking babies. This is where you cannot defend what Hamas is doing.
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Even if you think Israel is a monstrous, whatever, apartheid, whatever. You cannot defend the killing of babies. It's not good. No matter who does it, by the way. And I haven't defended Israel killing them. And I haven't defended Hamas killing them. I don't think we should kill any of the babies. That's been the position of the Tim Dillon Show for a very long time. Okay? Okay?
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Advertisers that still won't come over here? I said no babies in the ditch. Now... But what went on here at this thing, and I'm, can I say this? I'm all for gathering. Okay? I'm all for people gathering in public spaces. I've actually talked about the importance of that and the importance of community. Ad nauseum. I believe that people should get together more.
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The tree lighting, the Christmas tree lighting, it's not that religious. It's a fun seasonal thing. Okay? Now, but the baby coffin being paraded around, it just, it sends the wrong message, I think. It's very dark.
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If I showed up to whatever, a 4th of July parade, a Christmas tree light, anything that went on in the center of town, a farmer's market, and then these guys are doing the baby coffin walk, I would be offended by that. Do you understand what I mean? It's not good. This is not what you want when you all get together. I think instead of that, you do a local band.
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Now, we know the local bands aren't good. We all know that. And they do covers, mostly. But instead of walking around with the baby coffins, you get a local band and you get some food. No one's eating. No one's eating. No one's drinking. You need more of a festive environment. And I just think the baby coffins, I got to be honest, I don't think this peace in the Middle East is coming.
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And they treat their employees like garbage and their employees in turn treat you like garbage. Everyone's treating everyone like garbage. And the only reason you tolerate being treated like garbage on an American carrier is because you look at the employees and they look like they're being tortured too. You go, well, they look horrible.
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I'm going to make a few predictions right now, and I know many people get mad at me because I'm always right. This Elon insanity has to stop. We're getting to it. We're getting to it. He's bombing up there at CPAC. Can Trump come back? The comic who's killing? Please? And not the one who's bombing with a chainsaw. Bombing with a prop. Not what we need. That's not good.
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So we have Elon Musk who is up at CPAC bombing with a chainsaw and doing weird bits. Now, Steve Bannon, who's not a liberal and didn't love his little Nazi salute, I don't know why, and I'm going to interview him soon, and I like a lot of what he says. I don't know why he did that. I don't know why they're doing this Roman salute, and I'm not going to do it right now.
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But whatever they're doing, and I know people are trolling, and I know it's fun to troll, it's going to backfire. This stuff is going to backfire.
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This is the equivalent of the liberals when they were doing the crazy, like, when the kente cloth came on and Nancy Pelosi and Chuck Schumer and all these idiots were genuflecting with the African cloth on and they were trying to establish their bona fides as the most woke people ever. Whatever trolling's going on with, like, the Sikh heiling and stuff like that, it's appearing cringe, right?
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Trump was elected, in my estimation, to fix an economy, to limit immigration, to curtail illegality with regard to immigration, with regard to the public safety in the streets, to reverse a lot of the DEI programs that people en masse don't agree with, including blacks and Hispanics, a lot of them. want merit-based policies in America. They don't feel comfortable with quotas.
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I don't think he was elected to make these... I know he wants to cut government, and that's fine, and I think that some of that's reasonable. But you even have people, right-wing people going, you can't smash everything immediately. You're laying off veterans.
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They're laying off people that voted for Trump who are veterans, who served the country, who are now out of work because they're smashing everything, as Steve Bannon said, with a hammer. And Bannon said, listen, I'm for government cuts. But what they're doing is sloppy, which I said before. And some people got angry with me. I don't care. I'm right. I'm always right. And you people aren't right.
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So who cares? Who cares what you're mad at? You're not right. You're led around like poodles. I'm right. You're wrong. Sorry. I don't want it to be the case. It's a curse. I'd rather be wrong like you. Life's so much fun to always be wrong. And be led around like a goof. You're a goofball, most of you. Not all of you. Some of you. The people that think it's them, it's you. But the point is this.
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Play the chainsaw. Let's talk about aesthetics for a minute. Let's not talk about the politics of it. Let's talk about the appearance of it. And the appearance, it becomes the politics of it. This guy doesn't seem well right now. I don't know how to describe this. Trump seems like he has given the country to this unelected billionaire tech CEO.
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That woman has frazzled hair and she's old and she's limping down the aisle and she's a cunt, but you know what? You go, she's had a horrible life, so I'll tolerate her being a bitch to me because her life sucks. It is a terrible, terrible, terrible thing to travel in this country and you should get to fly free. Delta should go, we will... Give you a ticket.
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If the midterms become a referendum on Elon Musk, the Republicans will lose the House and the Senate. And then they will lose the presidency two years later. Americans, by and large, do not love Elon Musk. Some of them do. But his numbers are starting to plummet. He is not Donald Trump. Donald Trump kills. Elon Musk does not. Donald Trump's jabs land hard. He's a political genius.
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You might think he's an idiot. You might hate him. You might think he's a fascist. Whatever. He's great at what he does. Elon, it doesn't land hard. All the time. It looks like you have sort of this is like a weird billionaire talent show. This is the talent show portion of what's going on. And people are worried. I talked to a lot of people and some of them are going, what is happening?
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Where is Trump? Where is the one who got elected, who communicates effectively? Susie Wiles, they just leaked something where she was like, we got to message all the stuff you're doing up there. All the stuff Elon Musk is doing, we have to message it. We have to tell Americans why it's happening and how it benefits them. Even if it's lying, we have to do it. It's politics.
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So here is Elon Musk with a prop. He's so high. I do respect how high he is. I do miss and love drugs. I really do miss and love drugs. Oh, man, he's high. He's feeling it. He's rolling right now.
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I can't be... I am... I'm heavily critical of... I do like the glasses, and he is clearly copying me, and I don't hate that.
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Can we say that without the chainsaw and your two-year-old in the White House and all that? Is there a way to do that? Can you play the meme thing where he goes, I've become meme, and it just doesn't land, and you're like, oh, boy. We need Trump saying this, by the way. We need Trump more front and center. This guy can't be the only person that we see every day. I mean, it's just can't.
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This is not feasible that you elect one guy, and then here we go. Yeah, this is just... I am become meme.
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Oh, boy. I just don't. I don't. This is not good. I got to be honest with you. I don't think this is good. This is not good. Sometimes the optics are the story, meaning what it appears becomes the reality. Whether it is or isn't the reality, it actually becomes the reality. And I just, I think they have to rein him in over there. He's having fun. Here's what I will say.
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It is fun to be a billionaire and on ketamine and running around with a chainsaw. I would do it. I'm not above doing it. Do you understand? I'm not saying I'd make the cuts he's making. I don't know all of the cuts. Some of the cuts seem to make sense. Some of them don't. They're getting rid of a lot of IRS people. I do kind of agree with that.
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Personally, I don't need everyone looking into where I am. Where am I? Who knows? Where do I live? Whose business is it of yours where I live? I live in a different realm. But I just think this insane, like... His appearance, which is, I guess, like the sunglasses and everything, kind of what I'm doing. I'm a comedian who has a podcast on the internet where I talk about things.
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432 - Delta Payoffs & The Hamas Parade
You now, for the rest of your miserable lives, get to fly free on our shit airline that may or may not land, but you're in it for free. You don't have to pay to see a woman, a flight attendant with lupus, tell you that there's no more of the beef entree and you have to take the chicken bowl, whatever the fuck that is. So, I mean, let's get a nice video up of this accident.
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He is a special advisor to the president. I know that he's having fun with it, but there's got to be a way to present this where he seems less high. I've said that to my friends. I've been, can you just seem less high? I'm not saying don't be high. Some of my friends cannot function without drugs. I don't even want to be near them without drugs. I just mean be less high. Just be less high.
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Not not high. Less high. Less high. There's a lot. Just don't, like, tweak out in front of people. I used to be really fucked up all the time. I would sit at my desk in the mortgage company, and I'd be coked out of my guts, and I'd be having drips, you know, and I would just be kind of like, ugh. And people would be like, hey, man, you're, like, really high.
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And I think, I mean, just look at him there a little bit. He seems a little high. Just be a little less high. I'm just saying, walking out on stage with sunglasses and a chainsaw is a little bit of a tell. It's a little bit of a tell that you might be... And I've tried to get him on the show, and I'd have a convo with him. I don't think he'd do it.
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I'd have a convo with him, and we'd be very respectful and just go, what's going on? You know what I mean? We could sit here in sunglasses... He gives me a chainsaw. We both have chainsaws. Maybe we'll do that. It's just we desperately need, I think, in this country at the moment, people that feel somewhat sober, right? That's all. That's all I'm saying.
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Whether they are high on ideas or actual drugs, I don't know. But we need sobriety in this country. We need somebody who's sober. We need a dad to just go, hey, man, here's the reality. You're out of control right now. You're absolutely out of control. And we need that. But this is a dad who himself is a little out of control, I think.
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I think you come home and you see dad with sunglasses and a chainsaw, and you go, my dad is going through something. Like, this is like a dad where you would tell your friends before you brought them into your house, my dad's going through something. We don't know what it is, but... He's going through something. But we need somebody who's sober. And Bannon made a good point.
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These oligarchs are going to use Trump the way they used the... Isn't it funny that all these tech people were left-wing, now they're right-wing? It's almost like they don't believe in anything except their own power. That's what it seems like as an observer. Bluetooth is putting its money where its mouth is and offering you a month free.
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And Blue Chew can help, okay? We've got a special deal for our listeners. Try your first month of Blue Chew free. Visit bluechew.com for more details and important safety information. We thank Blue Chew for sponsoring this podcast. Back to these little baby coffins. I don't like them. I was making a point and I got sidetracked. They're having this event in the Palestinian... Where are they?
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What venue is that? Can I sell enough tickets to play it? Sean Millay? How many tickets can I sell here? Can we get this YouTube up, please, of all these... Get my agent on the phone. I want to play this venue now. I want to play the Baby Coffin venue. I want to play it. How many tickets do I have to sell to play this venue? Pre-sale code COFFIN.
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432 - Delta Payoffs & The Hamas Parade
I always wanted to go to Israel to have that shakshuka. It's that breakfast. It's kind of eggs are baking in a thing of tomato. But now I don't. Now look at that venue. How many people do we figure are there? Zoom. Can we zoom? It seems like an outdoor amphitheater type thing that they've... Maybe it's just a gathering place. I don't know what it is.
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432 - Delta Payoffs & The Hamas Parade
Can I do a live from Gaza, Tim Dillon live from Gaza? It would just be a fun show. Live from Gaza, it's Tim Dillon. So now, here's the thing. We all think what's going on over there is horrible. A loss of human life is distressing to a lot of people. No one who's successful, to be honest, but a lot of other people seem bothered. Now, I'm kidding, but here's what I mean by this.
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It is very difficult to weigh the value of Okay, let's get this up here. I was going to make a brilliant point, but I will in a minute. Let's see this. Let's see this. Let's watch it. There's music. There's a Hamas photographer. There's a videographer. Hamas videographer. Hilarious. There's a Hamas videographer. I mean, this beat. Again, not for the killing. Just talking about the beat.
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432 - Delta Payoffs & The Hamas Parade
And Delta goes, oh, we'll give it to you with no strings attached. You're damn right you will, you whore. It's 30 grand. It's nothing. I'm hanging from the ceiling of the plane because you flipped it over. $30,000 cannot do any. Now, I know I'm out of touch. Whatever. Don't comment. $30,000 is actually a good amount of money. No, it's not. Not when you're almost dead, you dummy.
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Can you get the beat up again? Can we get that beat? Can I say it? I like that beat. Don't like the coffin. All right, get the coffin out. Get the coffin out. It's depressing. My thesis here is this. My prediction is there will be no peace in the Middle East. It's not going to happen. I don't think they want peace either, either side, to be honest. I don't think either side.
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I think the people do. I think the people do. I don't think Hamas or Israel really wants peace. I think they just want to, I think they want to ride it out till the end. I don't think, I think the people want peace. I don't think the people are being listened to. I think the people in the Ukraine want peace. I think people in Russia want peace.
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I think when governments get involved and when financial interests get involved, it becomes very difficult to, I think that people have endured an unimaginable horror in Gaza. And I think the families that were kidnapped and were killed in Israel have endured an unimaginable amount of horror on October 7th, okay?
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And I think that at the end of the day, it is very hard to put yourself in the position of any of those people who are directly affected, okay? You know, I'm not a person that was at a rave and ended up in a tunnel. Okay. I am not a person who watched my kids vaporized in front of my eyes in Gaza. All of these people are forever going to hate the people that are responsible for those atrocities.
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There's never going to be. And here's what this all comes down to. Truly. I am not making enough money. I should make more money for what I do. I am not paid enough money. Okay. I should be a multi, multi, multi, multimillionaire for what I do. And I'm not. And it's disgusting. And it's a shame. And I don't, there's really, I don't see a way for me to make more money from this. Israel-Gaza war.
The Tim Dillon Show
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I think I'm tapped on it. There doesn't seem to be a way for me to get my beak wet in Israel-Gaza. Maybe a little Russia-Ukraine, because Russia was handed out a couple of pesos a few years ago, and they're not anymore. Somehow I didn't get on that train, okay? What I'm saying is this. There's a lot of tragedy in the world.
The Tim Dillon Show
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OK, and I am wondering, how can I add value, as Gary Vee would say to this? How do I add value to this Hamas thing with the Israelis? And I just don't see I'm recusing myself as a commentator from this particular issue. I will still cover it, but I cannot cover it with any real. I just because here's the reality. I'm not being paid enough money for this. I need more money.
The Tim Dillon Show
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If you really want an in-depth analysis here of this, which means I have to go to these places, I have to fly to these, I need millions of dollars to do, I need to go. I can't do it from this desk. You need to pay me an insane amount of money to risk my life and limb and to go there and to sit down with them, all of them. All of them. The little Hamas kids and the little IDF people.
The Tim Dillon Show
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And speak to them. And say, what's going on here? Because that's what I'd say. I'd sit them down and go, hey, what's going on here? But I can't do it. I can't do it. I have too much going on right now to do it. So it is bad and sad and unimaginably horrific, this whole thing. I'm just saying I don't know what to do, really. I can't solve this, and I don't think anyone can.
The Tim Dillon Show
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And I know you're all thinking you can, and on X, and on your blue sky, and on threads, and I hope you do. Here's what I'm telling you all. I hope you do. You're smarter than me. You're smarter than me. I hope you solve it. I don't know what to do.
The Tim Dillon Show
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In a world where we're having little baby coffin parades and then the other side is just going to en masse firebomb everybody and everybody hates everybody over there, I just can't. I just don't know. I hope they turn over new leaf. I really do. You know, all the things in our country that we ridicule, the consumerism, the malls, the bullshit, they need it. They need it there.
The Tim Dillon Show
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They're steeped in these ideologies, these insane pathologies for generations. They need a PacSun. They need a mall. Trump is right. Sorry. They need to develop that area. They shouldn't be kicked out, but they need the things that we have. They need dumb, consumerist, empty, hollow shit. This is the other option. The baby coffin parade. They need other things.
The Tim Dillon Show
432 - Delta Payoffs & The Hamas Parade
Demand something for your fucking meaningless, worthless life. Demand Delta. Delta's got more money than God. They can pay you more money. They almost killed you. They almost killed you on their shit plane. You were coming from Minneapolis to Toronto. You have a horrible life. Unless you were living in Toronto and escaping Minneapolis. But whatever. Take this opportunity.
The Tim Dillon Show
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They need movie theaters where you could go, that sucked. They need that. Hamas needs to go to a movie and go, that sucked. Movies are dead. That's what they need. They need a ranch one. Remember that? The chicken sandwich? They had the flat pickle? They need that. They need these things. They can't, you know? And Israel needs to chillax a little bit. They're also insane, by the way.
The Tim Dillon Show
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Religiously insane. And you don't realize that, you know? But I do like that hat, that furry, that shrimel they have. I do like that. But they need that. They need that. They just get the Ranch One chicken and cheese up, please, and put it on the Ranch One chicken and cheese. What do you mean? Give me the chicken and cheese. This is the classic sandwich. The chicken and cheese is the flat pickle.
The Tim Dillon Show
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If you could go to a mall and have a chicken and cheese, what the fuck happened to the chicken and cheese? Can we get their menu up? This is about the Middle East. Are they out of business? What happened to the chicken and cheese? I'll call Ranch One right now. Does Ranch One still exist? Ranch One. Ranch One locations. Woodbury Park, New Jersey. We're calling right now.
The Tim Dillon Show
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How about Patterson, New Jersey? We're going to do this for another hour. I'm going to join Hamas if they don't answer this phone. Hi, is this Ranch One? Do you have the chicken and cheese? Do you know the sandwich, the chicken and cheese sandwich? No, but there was a sandwich called the chicken and cheese that had the pickle, the flat pickle, and the lettuce tomato. Do you still have that?
The Tim Dillon Show
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If you remember that as a kid, I was in the commercial for Batman the Ride when I was like, I don't know, 11 or something. And I went on it like six times in a row. And it was great. And you would hang upside down. And that was fun. But you signed up for that. Show the people Batman the Ride. Remember that? That's when life was simple and good.
The Tim Dillon Show
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Oh, you have the chicken and cheese. Okay, thank you. I'm going to come and I'm going to eat one.
The Tim Dillon Show
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Thank you. People actually like that when you say that to them. Enough with the baby coffins, really. Multiple bus explosions in Israel. I mean, guys, stop dominating the cycle. Kash Patel's in at the FBI. That's going to be wacky. Cash Patel is going to go in there. You know, the FBI is a very corrupt institution. That's the thing with a lot of these government institutions.
The Tim Dillon Show
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Elon and these guys aren't wrong. There is a ton of government corruption. I just don't think a ketamine-fueled chainsaw swinging festival and then laying everyone off immediately is the move. I think you should do some audits. I think you should, you know, play it close to the chest a little bit. Like, you know, I'm not saying the instinct is wrong. I think the instinct is correct.
The Tim Dillon Show
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The FBI is an insanely corrupt agency. And that's something liberals should agree with. And I think Cash Patel is going to go in there and find some stuff out. I think there is going to be uncomfortable things coming out. And I'm sure there is waste and there is corruption. These things all can be true at once, by the way.
The Tim Dillon Show
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I know it's hard to hold different thoughts in your head, but you can say, yes, this is fucked. And at the end of the day, it is good. to go and challenge all this stuff, but we just have to do it in a way where people aren't like, wait a minute, everyone, we all just got fired. Now we're pissed. The economy sucks. And you know what? Fuck it.
The Tim Dillon Show
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This is the defining moment of your life. Delta should give you everything they fucking have. Look at this. Let's watch this. 5, 2, 3, I can't do it.
The Tim Dillon Show
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We're going to completely disavow any faith that we had in this administration because you're going to be there four years. Whether you hate them or not, they're going to be there. And if they can't competently govern, it's going to be a problem for the entire country.
The Tim Dillon Show
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So that needs to be the goal is competent governance, which is why guys like Bannon, who are big fans of a lot of what Trump is saying, are saying you can't smash everything with a hammer because Because you're going to drive the country into a level of chaos that's going to cause people to completely abandon anything you want to do.
The Tim Dillon Show
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Any of the goals that you had, you probably won't be able to accomplish. Three Michigan children found living in squalor after their mother abandoned them, and this woman was arrested. Good. Three Michigan children found living alone an absolute squalor after mother abandoned them for years. The situation would be deemed deplorable and intolerable for an animal.
The Tim Dillon Show
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It is utterly unacceptable for three children. Let's watch a little bit of this. I am a fan of parents being held accountable. But by the way, with all due respect, is this that bad? No, I mean literally. Literally. I personally have spent time in homes that were worse than that. That doesn't seem... It's a little clutter and shit on the walls.
The Tim Dillon Show
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There's a little bit of clutter and a small amount of what seems to be feces on the door. But is it that bad? Are these kids – I've got to be honest with you with these kids today. Are these kids being too demanding and too entitled? And I don't know if they're being too entitled because that, to me, seems like a perfectly livable situation.
The Tim Dillon Show
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That should not hold anyone back from being a billionaire in our country, living like that and growing up like that. It should only strengthen you and inspire you, as Gary Vee would say.
The Tim Dillon Show
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who I love, but I believe, and the many imitators of him, of which there are legion on the internet, the, you know who, every, you know, the like hustle and grind and, you know, and pump a coin and dump a coin and we're all criminals now. What does it matter? Who cares? It's all fake. That crew, you know what I mean? That crew of like, it's your own fault you're not a billionaire.
The Tim Dillon Show
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Just hit someone over the head. Let's watch a little bit of this.
The Tim Dillon Show
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There are so many cases like this. Let's pause this. There are so many cases like this where kids fall through the cracks in our society that it is very difficult to justify an open-ended, unending commitment to giving military aid to the Ukraine when we have children in our society that no one cares at all about, by the way. No one in our government cares at all about any of these kids.
The Tim Dillon Show
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They care about... You know why? I'll tell you why. These kids aren't sitting on considerable mineral deposits. Okay? Now, if these kids were sitting on mineral deposits, or if their backyard was the breadbasket of Europe... OK, if there was grain and lithium ion or if they then we would really care. And there'd be speeches about it. How important it is. We can't abandon these kids.
The Tim Dillon Show
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It's who we are. We're people that come to the rescue of these kids. And Lindsey Graham would be out there being locked with his faggoty ass and be like, hi, y'all. These kids need our help. We need to give money to these kids and their mother Vladimir Putin's an animal and she only dropped food off every couple of weeks. But we don't do that.
The Tim Dillon Show
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We don't do that because these kids mean nothing to those politicians. In fact, those are the kids who end up in horrible situations, are then abused by said politicians, by the way, historically. That is the pipeline of children that disappear and all this stuff. So never, ever, ever fall for the high horse moral bullshit
The Tim Dillon Show
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When they're talking about the Ukraine, they don't give a fuck about anyone in the Ukraine. They just let them all get slaughtered, okay? They don't care.
The Tim Dillon Show
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They would fund that war until the end of time, and the entire country of the Ukraine would be decimated, and they would kill every last man, woman, and child so that they could get a win against the Russian military, but more importantly, so that they could take all of that money for themselves.
The Tim Dillon Show
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There you go. 30 grand, by the way. $30,000. Play, and I have it on my Instagram. If you can't find it anywhere else, there is a video of the people hopping out of the plane. Okay? It's on my Instagram. I've sent it to some music, and that music is going to get us in trouble, so don't use the music. Here it is. Now, this is the people. This is what Delta thinks $30,000 makes up for.
The Tim Dillon Show
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And, you know, Trump's sitting there now going, well, we're going to carve it up, and we want $500 billion, and this, that, and the other thing, and we gave you all this money. And years and years and years ago, I had a Ukrainian comedian on my show who now lives in America. Nice kid. And I think it's a tragedy and a horror what happened to that country. But...
The Tim Dillon Show
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Every war in history has ended with some type of deal, an exchange of land, a territory deal, borders, everything, every single one. So it is obvious to a lot of people that years ago there could have been an agreement made. And maybe it wouldn't have been an agreement that people loved. Maybe it would have been a stopgap. It would have been a Band-Aid. It would have been something.
The Tim Dillon Show
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It would have prevented the enormous amount of death and destruction that we have seen right now. And when you see the conditions that kids – and this is not – and I love the news. It was like, how did this happen? How were these kids – we're shocked that these kids fell through the – it's all over the place. Shit like that is happening. And we do not care. It's our own country. We don't care.
The Tim Dillon Show
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We've abandoned those people completely. And that's the issue. It's not that I don't feel for people in the Ukraine. It's not that I don't feel for people in Russia. It's not that I don't feel for people in Israel or Gaza or wherever. It's that if you're abandoning the people that live in your own country...
The Tim Dillon Show
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in your own precinct, and you don't care about these people, you don't care if they're working, you don't care if they have health care, you don't care if they're living or dead, and then you expect me to believe that you care magically about the people that live in the Ukraine? You care about them? You don't care about the people that you see every day? The people in your own country?
The Tim Dillon Show
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You don't care. You drive by factories that are closed down. You drive by boarded up Main Street stores. None of it means anything to you. You don't give a shit. You drive by all this stuff. You drive around the ghettos and those areas where people get shot in the head and you go, man, that sucks. You don't care about any of that. And then you go eat at the Capitol Grill.
The Tim Dillon Show
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But you care about the Ukraine, right? That's interesting. That never made any sense to me. Never made any sense to me. So, it's not that there's... that I don't have empathy for people that are dying in the Ukraine. This is terrible. We should have tried to end this war years ago. So this is the takeaway for something like that, because that's not rare, by the way.
The Tim Dillon Show
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That house you saw, that poverty, those people in there, the parents that are on drugs and that have abandoned the kids, that's actually not rare. It's happening all over the place. It's happening all the time. And, you know, it's unfortunate. It's not as bad as this. The L.A. home of Keith Urban and Nicole Kidman was burglarized on Valentine's Day. How low can these people go? How low can you go?
The Tim Dillon Show
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Now, she lives by me in Tribeca. She's got a penthouse, 24 mil. Who cares? It's really not great, to be honest. No views. And her and Keith Urban, and by the way, What is this? But those two, they have a house in LA. I just, I don't know what's happening. They have a house in Los Angeles and they were right. It was robbed on Valentine's day in Jen. Listen to this.
The Tim Dillon Show
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Listen to how sick people are that they would rob this house on Valentine's day. Let's hear this. We get some volume here.
The Tim Dillon Show
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It's the Chilean gang. It's the Chileans. That's who it is. Kill it. It's the Chilean. It's this Chilean gang of Chileans. I'm telling you it's true. There's a Chilean gang and they're targeting high-profile people. Not me. Why not? I got shit. They've never tried to rob me. You really learn where on the pecking order you are when no one tries to rob your damn house?
The Tim Dillon Show
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They drive by, they go, what's in that? What's that guy got? Who cares? Chinese food? We're not going to risk our freedom for that. Well, what has he got? It's sad. That's them, the Chileans. Is that the Chileans or is that a music group?
The Tim Dillon Show
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You're being evacuated from the plane. And one of the flight attendants is smiling while she's doing this because they want this to happen and she's sick. And she's actually happy this happened. And you should be too. You should be suing the fuck out of Delta. If you have any lawyer that is at all a competent lawyer, they're telling you to tell Delta, fuck you, 30 grand. Fuck you. Fuck you.
The Tim Dillon Show
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These are the Chileans. One of them's kind of hot. Then there's a fatty. Social media is fucking everybody up. Stop posing with all the shit you stole, you retard. God. Our criminals are getting dumber and the public is getting dumber. What does that mean for the future of crime? And also, it is funny. No one cares. Nobody's a sympathetic figure anymore.
The Tim Dillon Show
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We've driven people into such state of desperation in this country that literally no one cares about anything. And you can't even blame them because they're living in a house with shit on the walls. And then they're like, Nicole Kidman was beheaded. And you go, whatever. No one cares. No one has sympathy for anybody anymore. Nicole Kidman was beheaded in her home and they stole her teeth. So what?
The Tim Dillon Show
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Who gives a fuck? She ain't made nothing good in years. just eating a thing you found, just eating some cat. There's people eating cats in this country, cooking them in oil and eating them, and then they got to hear about Nicole Kidman's house getting broken into by the Chileans, and no one cares. And that's what happens when you make people desperate.
The Tim Dillon Show
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When you make, they become themselves, they lose a little bit of their humanity. I'm not saying you have to care about Nicole Kidman's whatever. But, you know, it's the design of making people desperate and angry. And you make them desperate and you immiserate them and their lives suck. And then they go, we don't care. We don't give a shit. Now, here's the way I feel about it.
The Tim Dillon Show
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No matter what you think, Nicole Kidman is kind of a person. She's almost a person. She's similar to a person. Nicole Kidman appears like a person. Nicole Kidman almost feels like a person. And that's sad that something would happen to her belongings. You might think, oh, she's rich, she's an actress. Yeah, but she's very similar to a human being. Nicole Kidman's very similar to a human being.
The Tim Dillon Show
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She appears to be one. If you saw her, you would get the idea that at one time she was a human being. Or she's learned how to be a human being. If you see her up close, you'd go, that feels... Feels like a human being. I know it's not, but so that's what I mean. It's like when someone's like, for example, that little robot in L.A. that has the googly eyes.
The Tim Dillon Show
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I don't like when the home and it delivers the food. I don't like get it up. That little robot with the googly eyes that delivers the food in L.A. I don't know its name, but it has a name. Robot with the googly eyes in L.A. that delivers the food. It's like a little it's like a little cooler. It's this. Yeah. Yeah. Get them up. There he is. Yeah, that thing. What is that? That thing.
The Tim Dillon Show
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Make it bigger, that guy. Make him bigger or her or it. Yeah, so they do Uber Eats, that little robot. Now, because it has googly eyes, I don't like when the homeless people kick it. That's the way I feel about Nicole Kidman. Do you see what I mean, getting robbed? Nicole Kidman is a better-looking version of that. She has eyes. Who knows what she is? No one knows. Do you see what I mean?
The Tim Dillon Show
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It doesn't matter. I'm saying you should feel a little bad for when bad things happen. Like, I don't like to see that little googly-eyed thing get kicked. Because it has the eyes. Without the eyes, I don't care. It's just someone kicking a garbage can. But they were smart to put those little eyes on it. Because I go, well, don't kick it now.
The Tim Dillon Show
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A lot of them, sometimes they'll just see a homeless person kick one. Now, I wouldn't care if it didn't have the googly eyes, but because it has the googly eyes, you feel a way about it. And that's how the AI comes in, and that's how we all die.
The Tim Dillon Show
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Because I do, every now and then, I'll be on Sunset Boulevard, and I'll be in my car, and I'll roll down the window, and I'll see a homeless man or woman kicking this googly-eyed delivery thing. And... I feel bad about it. I go, that's not good. Now, I know that thing can't feel, but I'm like, it's just doing its job. That's what I feel.
The Tim Dillon Show
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I landed upside down. Are you fucking nuts? Are you fucking nuts? 30 grand? The plane landed upside down and it went on fire. At the last minute of the fight, you think it's all good, and it's not. Now, let's get one of the passengers up describing this. These people are entirely too calm. They're entirely too calm, and they're going to fuck their lawsuit up.
The Tim Dillon Show
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Literally, I go, it's just delivering a burrito bowl or something to someone. It didn't want to do that, but it's doing it. This is what it is. It didn't want to do that, but it just got built to do that. Someone built it to do that. Someone built it to be that. Whether it wants to or not doesn't matter. It was built to be that, Nicole Kidman. Do you see what I mean? Do you see what I mean?
The Tim Dillon Show
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You would see Nicole Kidman and go, I wouldn't usually care if someone kicked it, but it has eyes. That's the way I feel. That's the way I feel. That's the empathy. That's the way I feel when we, in the Palisades, all these cunts' homes burned down. And it was sad, even though it wasn't. They have eyes. Do you know what I mean? Nicole Kidman has a face. Sure.
The Tim Dillon Show
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Is she a person the way you would understand a person? Probably not. Probably not. She doesn't seem to be. But she's very similar to one. She's almost a human being, and that matters. She's more of a human being than that little service Uber Eats thing. To be honest, maybe not. They're about the same, but she's hotter.
The Tim Dillon Show
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She is hotter than the little bucket who brings you the smoothie with the googly eyes in L.A., that little robot bucket. Nicole Kidman's hotter than that bucket. They have the same inner life. That bucket and Nicole Kidman are essentially the same thing. She's just bringing you a smoothie. The smoothie is a film. The film is about her getting fingered by a guy.
The Tim Dillon Show
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It's Fifty Shades of Grey, and she makes that weird noise, and she goes, and there's something about her ear that's not right. But my point is that she's just trying to bring you a smoothie, a burrito bowl, sustenance, cheap crap, stuff to eat. She's just trying to bring you something to chew on and get through this thing we call life, and she has eyes. Don't kick her. You know what I mean?
The Tim Dillon Show
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Don't kick her. She's kind of similar to what appears to be, in a way, tangentially related to a human. And that's not nothing. Do you understand? That's the way we see these people now. Sure, Elon Musk's on drugs with sunglasses and a chainsaw, but at one time he was a human.
The Tim Dillon Show
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We're going to have to remember that about most of the people who rule us, be they Nicole Kidman, Elon Musk, or that googly-eyed bucket who gives you the smoothie from Uber Eats. At one time, these were people. At one time, these were people. And you're going to have to treat them like that. Are they people now? Who even knows? That's the wrong question. That's the wrong question.
The Tim Dillon Show
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The answer is they have eyes. They have eyes for the moment. They have eyes. Those googly eyes are so important. They knew it when they built that little bucket. They said, we got to give it googly eyes so that people feel bad when the homeless kick it.
The Tim Dillon Show
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Remember, we all have need to see the googly eyes on the little robot who brings us the burrito bowl it's important this is a lesson for the trump administration this is a lesson for delta it's a lesson for all the corporate oligarchs old and new the tech oligarchs the plain scum whoever you are out there Put googly eyes on your delivery bucket so that we feel bad when you're kicked.
The Tim Dillon Show
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If you leave the eyes off the bucket, not only are we not going to feel bad when you get kicked, we're going to kick you because every now and then you're going to see, you see a crowd of homeless people and they're kicking it and they're trying to pry it open and they're trying to take the burrito bowl. for themselves. And that's what you all want to avoid, isn't it? Isn't it?
The Tim Dillon Show
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Give it googly eyes. Make it feel like Nicole Kidman. Make yourselves into kind of people. Do you see? That's the beauty of it.
The Tim Dillon Show
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When I was a kid, we learned one thing and one thing only. You sue. You sue, Morgan & Morgan. You sue no matter what. It was drilled into our heads. We had a pool in my backyard. It was in-ground. Sorry. Sorry. We had nothing else. My mother was a nut. My father was a musician. But we somehow had an in-ground pool. Not above ground. It was in the ground. My mother taught swimming lessons there.
The Tim Dillon Show
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And she said, if somebody slips and falls on our pool deck, we're going to get sued. Do you understand that, they would say to me? Do you understand that if you or one of your fat little friends falls on our pool deck, we lose this house? They said it to me every night. They said it every night. If you, if a kid punched another kid, there would be a lawsuit.
The Tim Dillon Show
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If you injured yourself on a camping trip with another family, there would be a lawsuit. Everything you did, there would be a lawsuit immediately. One of my friends, I forget, he hurt himself. It wasn't even serious, okay? But literally immediately after helping him, my mother in the kitchen was screaming, we're going to get sued now. Now we're going to get sued.
The Tim Dillon Show
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I grew up with the fear of litigation. The fear of litigation. It is the most American thing to sue someone. You bring them to court and you take what they have. It is American, as American as apple pie. When you were wronged by one of these companies, you sue the shit out of them. People sue their friends in this. I know people that are in litigation with people they are friends with.
The Tim Dillon Show
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You would go to Six Flags, Great Adventure, and you'd go on Batman the Ride. That was your goal when you were 13 years old. Not to better understand Hitler, which is now what 13-year-olds are doing. But what was he like? Let's just go to Great Adventure. Stop talking about Hitler all the time. You're 14. But why did he do the things he did? Don't you ever wonder that? Enough!
The Tim Dillon Show
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Because lawsuits are good and they make us who we are. Do you understand that out there? Can you fucking get that through your head? Without lawyers and lawsuits, we are nothing. We don't even know who we are. We exist to sue each other and the companies we can. If you can take what someone else has, you have to do it. You sue them. You serve them papers. Don't try it with me.
The Tim Dillon Show
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I got great lawyers. I got great First Amendment attorneys. Don't you try it with me, Meghan Markle. I'll get in a high-profile legal battle with you tonight. Don't try it with me, you hussy. Now, look at this fool.
The Tim Dillon Show
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What are you grateful for, you idiot? This is how dumb they are. Shut that off for a minute. Pause that for a minute. What are you grateful for? What are you grateful for? The plane flipped off. God help them interview me. God help them interview me. I saw God at the end. I saw God, and he said you weren't ready. But God said someone should pay for this.
The Tim Dillon Show
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These fools, you're being handed a pot of gold. Shut up. I haven't been the same since the accident. I cannot say. I ask me, just ask me, how have you been holding up? How have you been holding up? I'm going to be a person who is in the accident.
The Tim Dillon Show
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The accident severed my body from my mind. I feel as if I'm watching myself. That might be too much in hindsight. That might be... That might... I got to find the middle ground. The problem with me with the acting is I go hard. I go hard. I leave it on the field. I leave it all on the field. But that might be too much. But it's somewhere between what I just did and what he just did.
The Tim Dillon Show
432 - Delta Payoffs & The Hamas Parade
Because he needs, this guy needs money. He's got a ramen shirt. What is that? What's he doing? What kind of shirt is that? Is this a magazine? This guy needs money. He's a sweet guy. Here's the thing. People have these near-death experiences. They always learn the wrong lessons. Let me educate some of you fools, okay? Everybody learns the wrong lessons.
The Tim Dillon Show
432 - Delta Payoffs & The Hamas Parade
All these people go to Sedona, Arizona and take shrooms and have all these realizations. I go to Sedona, Arizona, take shrooms and go, why isn't there a Four Seasons? Why aren't we building? You know what I mean? We're in the world that we're in. Stop pretending we're in this other realm. If there is one and we get there, great. We'll deal with it then. But right now, we're in the earth, okay?
The Tim Dillon Show
432 - Delta Payoffs & The Hamas Parade
And on the earth, we got lawsuits, okay? Stop having these transcendental moments with the news anchor on the fucking Canadian broadcasting company. Get your lawyer and sue the shit out of these people. All of these people have these near-death experiences, and then they all go, well, it made me realize to appreciate life. No, no, no, no. You were wronged. You are owed. Point blank.
The Tim Dillon Show
432 - Delta Payoffs & The Hamas Parade
Let's go on the scream machine. So Batman, the ride is, was a good ride. And my point is, if you're on a Delta flight, okay, and it lands upside down, you should get more than $30,000. You should get to fly free for the rest of your life on that shit airline, which is a shit airline, Delta. It is shit. By the way, like all American carriers, they're shit. And they treat you like garbage.
The Tim Dillon Show
432 - Delta Payoffs & The Hamas Parade
I'm just happy I'm here. No, no. You're getting it all wrong. You're supposed to hold their feet to the fire. It's Delta. They don't care about you. You're a terrible company. They're terrible people. They're terrible. They torture their employees. They don't care about anything. It's crazy.
The Tim Dillon Show
432 - Delta Payoffs & The Hamas Parade
This is like if someone kidnapped you and kept you in a shed for a month and then they interviewed you and you're like, well, all's well that ends well. That's not, no. Let's see what else this bum has to say. These bums don't deserve money if they don't know how to fucking work it. Work it.
The Tim Dillon Show
432 - Delta Payoffs & The Hamas Parade
Okay, this anchor's so dumb. All right, enough of this. Get rid of this. I can't. God, Canada. Canada's got some real dummies up there. No offense. It's the endgame of socialism in Canada, by the way. It's just everything's just a corporate sterile hell. And obviously, I know it's not fully socialist or whatever, but I'm just saying this is what you get.
The Tim Dillon Show
432 - Delta Payoffs & The Hamas Parade
You just walk by places that go wine bar, pizza, warm place. Do you want to go to warm place? Do you like warm place? It's just all, and this is just citizenry, by the way. This is what you get out there. Well, the plane was doing good, and then it exploded. Um, and then the news anchors like, so were you, did you have the snack on the plane?
The Tim Dillon Show
432 - Delta Payoffs & The Hamas Parade
Did you partake of the cookie or the, it's like, it's just the most banal. And I just got back from Canada. We did a bunch of theaters up there. I love it. Vancouver is stunning. I like Toronto. I liked it. It's becoming a very dark and criminal country with a, that sort of runs drugs and traffics people and minerals, and I think that's fun, and the Northern Territories are very interesting to me.
The Tim Dillon Show
432 - Delta Payoffs & The Hamas Parade
The Yukon and places like that, you could go see the Northern Lights. I didn't have the time. Whatever, whatever, bygones. But there are things about it that I like. I don't like poutine. I think it's shit. And, you know, but I like it, and I like that everyone came out The podcast is brought to you by Stash. Saving and investing can feel impossible. With Stash, it's not just a reality, it's easy.
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432 - Delta Payoffs & The Hamas Parade
Go to get.stash.com slash Tim to see how you can receive $25 towards your first stock purchase and to view important disclosures. That's get.stash.com slash Tim. Now, here's the thing, and again, I have to wade into this, and I don't want to, but I have to because it's my job. Hamas with the baby coffins. They did a whole pageant with the baby coffins or something.
The Tim Dillon Show
432 - Delta Payoffs & The Hamas Parade
Now, I have struck a very reasonable tone about this whole entire Middle East thing. My position has been the entire time, stop yelling. Now, that's been the consistent position that Tim Dillon has had in the Middle East. There's far too much yelling on all sides, screaming even, these people, all of them, about something or other. Now, Gaza's not doing well.