David Spade

The dad can't really handle the riptide.

Immediately goes in in his clothes, heavy clothes.

You know, riptides, you know the story, you're supposed to swim sideways, it's hard to remember that.

And you can't try to come in, you'll get too tired, and it'll pull you off the ocean.

This is one of the reasons, honestly, I don't go in the ocean, when I hear riptide,

Couldn't be scarier.

So you swim sideways along the shore.

Sounds easy.

You're probably getting pulled out quietly.

And then you get to where you can swim in because the riptides are chunks.

Oh, for sure.

I used to go body surfing San Diego.

All the idiots from Arizona went out there for two weeks.

We'd stay in Lucadia and they hated us.

The locals did.

But, you know, we put some money in the economy.

We'd stand by the motel and buy shrooms off people.

So we were helping buy some loan loans.

And then, but we'd go out there and I could just body surf without thinking about it and tread water for 45 minutes and surf.

I could not do it.