David
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I'm driving back from that phone call, and I pass the police station. I got to turn to go to my apartment right across the street from them. They're all gathered around in the fire department area. There's a whole bunch of cops, man. And they're all gathered around. I pull up and have to stop at the stop sign right next to them, dude. I could almost touch them. And they all turned around.
There he is. Get him. Get him. And so I'm like, oh, fuck. I pull into my driveway parking. I run inside, shut the door, and I start dialing my bondsman. I'm like, Oh fuck. I got, I'm about to jump in the phone. I hit the guy on the line. Hey man, the fucking cops are there. Oh my God. They're surrounding my apartment, dude.
There he is. Get him. Get him. And so I'm like, oh, fuck. I pull into my driveway parking. I run inside, shut the door, and I start dialing my bondsman. I'm like, Oh fuck. I got, I'm about to jump in the phone. I hit the guy on the line. Hey man, the fucking cops are there. Oh my God. They're surrounding my apartment, dude.
There he is. Get him. Get him. And so I'm like, oh, fuck. I pull into my driveway parking. I run inside, shut the door, and I start dialing my bondsman. I'm like, Oh fuck. I got, I'm about to jump in the phone. I hit the guy on the line. Hey man, the fucking cops are there. Oh my God. They're surrounding my apartment, dude.
You got to make sure at the jail and I get to the jail and find out what the bond is. And I thought it was just the tire thing. You know, I didn't know. Right. What was it? Okay. Listen, dude, there's, I'm in the bathroom and I had a bunch of money in my pocket. Luckily, I don't even know how I had it. It's a couple thousand dollars, I think. And, uh, I think that's how I had, where I had it.
You got to make sure at the jail and I get to the jail and find out what the bond is. And I thought it was just the tire thing. You know, I didn't know. Right. What was it? Okay. Listen, dude, there's, I'm in the bathroom and I had a bunch of money in my pocket. Luckily, I don't even know how I had it. It's a couple thousand dollars, I think. And, uh, I think that's how I had, where I had it.
You got to make sure at the jail and I get to the jail and find out what the bond is. And I thought it was just the tire thing. You know, I didn't know. Right. What was it? Okay. Listen, dude, there's, I'm in the bathroom and I had a bunch of money in my pocket. Luckily, I don't even know how I had it. It's a couple thousand dollars, I think. And, uh, I think that's how I had, where I had it.
But anyways, I took it out of my pocket and I told the boss, I said, dude, it's in my apartment, in my fucking bathroom drawer. Just come get whatever you need and come get me out of jail. You know, I knew the guy real well. I still know him to this day. And I slammed the, and I was, I put the phone down. I heard him. They were like, they had like a megaphone. They go, come out with your hands up.
But anyways, I took it out of my pocket and I told the boss, I said, dude, it's in my apartment, in my fucking bathroom drawer. Just come get whatever you need and come get me out of jail. You know, I knew the guy real well. I still know him to this day. And I slammed the, and I was, I put the phone down. I heard him. They were like, they had like a megaphone. They go, come out with your hands up.
But anyways, I took it out of my pocket and I told the boss, I said, dude, it's in my apartment, in my fucking bathroom drawer. Just come get whatever you need and come get me out of jail. You know, I knew the guy real well. I still know him to this day. And I slammed the, and I was, I put the phone down. I heard him. They were like, they had like a megaphone. They go, come out with your hands up.
Don't make any fucking crazy moves or, you know, and I'm like, oh, my fucking really? Oh, shit. And I think I called my sister. Oh, my God. Amy, listen, the cops are surrounded by farmers. You go, well, go out there. Go, go out there. And, dude, I was scared to open the door, but I knew just within it, within a couple of seconds, they were going to throw flashbang grenades. They were all over.
Don't make any fucking crazy moves or, you know, and I'm like, oh, my fucking really? Oh, shit. And I think I called my sister. Oh, my God. Amy, listen, the cops are surrounded by farmers. You go, well, go out there. Go, go out there. And, dude, I was scared to open the door, but I knew just within it, within a couple of seconds, they were going to throw flashbang grenades. They were all over.
Don't make any fucking crazy moves or, you know, and I'm like, oh, my fucking really? Oh, shit. And I think I called my sister. Oh, my God. Amy, listen, the cops are surrounded by farmers. You go, well, go out there. Go, go out there. And, dude, I was scared to open the door, but I knew just within it, within a couple of seconds, they were going to throw flashbang grenades. They were all over.
I looked, I looked out the window. They were across the street. There were there was cops everywhere. The whole fucking block was lit up. And I opened the door, dude, and I'm not kidding. They were laying on my car with AR-15s or whatever, pointing guns everywhere, guns all over the place. Get on the fucking ground, man.
I looked, I looked out the window. They were across the street. There were there was cops everywhere. The whole fucking block was lit up. And I opened the door, dude, and I'm not kidding. They were laying on my car with AR-15s or whatever, pointing guns everywhere, guns all over the place. Get on the fucking ground, man.
I looked, I looked out the window. They were across the street. There were there was cops everywhere. The whole fucking block was lit up. And I opened the door, dude, and I'm not kidding. They were laying on my car with AR-15s or whatever, pointing guns everywhere, guns all over the place. Get on the fucking ground, man.
So I did everything they said, and they ran up and handcuffed me and picked me up, and they start screaming at me. Where's all the guns? Where's the guns? Where's all the guns? I'm like, what? I don't have any guns. What are you talking about? What do you mean guns? So they just, they just like pull me to the side. They start and they storm in my apartment. No, there's weren't no, no, nothing.
So I did everything they said, and they ran up and handcuffed me and picked me up, and they start screaming at me. Where's all the guns? Where's the guns? Where's all the guns? I'm like, what? I don't have any guns. What are you talking about? What do you mean guns? So they just, they just like pull me to the side. They start and they storm in my apartment. No, there's weren't no, no, nothing.
So I did everything they said, and they ran up and handcuffed me and picked me up, and they start screaming at me. Where's all the guns? Where's the guns? Where's all the guns? I'm like, what? I don't have any guns. What are you talking about? What do you mean guns? So they just, they just like pull me to the side. They start and they storm in my apartment. No, there's weren't no, no, nothing.
I don't know what they, even if they'd have found something, if they could have done it, there was, but there wasn't, there was no fucking guns in my, I don't have any guns. So they stormed in, they come out and they're like, there's no guns in your house. I'm like, yeah, that's what I've been trying to tell you. There's no guns. What are you talking about? What are you?