David

It was a white Chevy Corsa going with a red interior. That's how much I remember. I get in my van, drive home, and I'm like, oh, shit. Worried all about getting the house. She's just passed out cold. Doesn't even know I'm gone. Nor does she care where I'm at. She didn't care. She was passed out. Wouldn't have known for another five hours where I was.

She wouldn't even have started looking for me for 10 hours. And so I start thinking, oh, man, I hope I don't get caught for this car. But I didn't steal it. I just borrowed it. Anyways, really, it was a legitimate. I legitimately borrowed the car. But the best part of it is this. I parked it at the police station, literally at the police station, because mainly it was convenient.

She wouldn't even have started looking for me for 10 hours. And so I start thinking, oh, man, I hope I don't get caught for this car. But I didn't steal it. I just borrowed it. Anyways, really, it was a legitimate. I legitimately borrowed the car. But the best part of it is this. I parked it at the police station, literally at the police station, because mainly it was convenient.

She wouldn't even have started looking for me for 10 hours. And so I start thinking, oh, man, I hope I don't get caught for this car. But I didn't steal it. I just borrowed it. Anyways, really, it was a legitimate. I legitimately borrowed the car. But the best part of it is this. I parked it at the police station, literally at the police station, because mainly it was convenient.

And and I I wanted to find the car. I want to steal nobody's car. And well, it took about three days for these idiots to find it. Anyways, three days, man, for the people to find that it was in the newspaper, too. And I remember I saved the article for years. I thought it was funny. But here's the best part. The license plate was really recognizable. Right.

And and I I wanted to find the car. I want to steal nobody's car. And well, it took about three days for these idiots to find it. Anyways, three days, man, for the people to find that it was in the newspaper, too. And I remember I saved the article for years. I thought it was funny. But here's the best part. The license plate was really recognizable. Right.

And and I I wanted to find the car. I want to steal nobody's car. And well, it took about three days for these idiots to find it. Anyways, three days, man, for the people to find that it was in the newspaper, too. And I remember I saved the article for years. I thought it was funny. But here's the best part. The license plate was really recognizable. Right.

And every day I worked every day that car, I would pass it on my way to work that exact car with that license plate. And I would pass the lady driving that car and think to myself, oh, man, she has no idea that the idiot that stole her car is passing her right now and every other day on the highway. It was a little thrill that I got out of this.

And every day I worked every day that car, I would pass it on my way to work that exact car with that license plate. And I would pass the lady driving that car and think to myself, oh, man, she has no idea that the idiot that stole her car is passing her right now and every other day on the highway. It was a little thrill that I got out of this.

And every day I worked every day that car, I would pass it on my way to work that exact car with that license plate. And I would pass the lady driving that car and think to myself, oh, man, she has no idea that the idiot that stole her car is passing her right now and every other day on the highway. It was a little thrill that I got out of this.

It's a sick little thrill that I got out of laughing about that. Well, criminals do that, though. I've read about it. Criminals get this kick. They look for suspects for arson in the audience. You know what I mean? They look for those because they're there to observe. They're getting the kick out of being guilty of the crime or they're surrounded by, you know what I mean, people that don't know.

It's a sick little thrill that I got out of laughing about that. Well, criminals do that, though. I've read about it. Criminals get this kick. They look for suspects for arson in the audience. You know what I mean? They look for those because they're there to observe. They're getting the kick out of being guilty of the crime or they're surrounded by, you know what I mean, people that don't know.

It's a sick little thrill that I got out of laughing about that. Well, criminals do that, though. I've read about it. Criminals get this kick. They look for suspects for arson in the audience. You know what I mean? They look for those because they're there to observe. They're getting the kick out of being guilty of the crime or they're surrounded by, you know what I mean, people that don't know.

And that was one case where I felt that exact feeling. And no, I hadn't hurt this lady, nor had I cost her anything. I would have put gas in the car, honest to God, if I had the opportunity to do it. If I wasn't scared to pull up to the gas pump, I would have put gas in the car before I dropped it off. But I had to get home, you know what I mean? I was scared I was going to get busted.

And that was one case where I felt that exact feeling. And no, I hadn't hurt this lady, nor had I cost her anything. I would have put gas in the car, honest to God, if I had the opportunity to do it. If I wasn't scared to pull up to the gas pump, I would have put gas in the car before I dropped it off. But I had to get home, you know what I mean? I was scared I was going to get busted.

And that was one case where I felt that exact feeling. And no, I hadn't hurt this lady, nor had I cost her anything. I would have put gas in the car, honest to God, if I had the opportunity to do it. If I wasn't scared to pull up to the gas pump, I would have put gas in the car before I dropped it off. But I had to get home, you know what I mean? I was scared I was going to get busted.

So that was the other night when I was talking to you and I said, well, I'm not really a criminal. I think I said this. Yeah, I wasn't, I wasn't out running around committing crimes. Well, for the last week I've been thinking about it. I'm like, you know what? I was a little bit more of a, of a criminal, you know, that I, that I really let myself believe.

So that was the other night when I was talking to you and I said, well, I'm not really a criminal. I think I said this. Yeah, I wasn't, I wasn't out running around committing crimes. Well, for the last week I've been thinking about it. I'm like, you know what? I was a little bit more of a, of a criminal, you know, that I, that I really let myself believe.

So that was the other night when I was talking to you and I said, well, I'm not really a criminal. I think I said this. Yeah, I wasn't, I wasn't out running around committing crimes. Well, for the last week I've been thinking about it. I'm like, you know what? I was a little bit more of a, of a criminal, you know, that I, that I really let myself believe.

I really was really telling myself, I'm not, you know, I'm not, I'm not like those people. I'm not a criminal. I did all kinds of, you know, Whoever lost the Malibu was out a couple hundred bucks. It wasn't harmless fun. But pretty close. I wasn't stealing anything. I didn't go out and steal for drugs. I was too scared. I mean, what was I going to do?