David

I'm completely alone. It's the only car in the parking lot. I'm passed out in the back seat of it. So I get up, and I go, oh, my God. I look at my phone or watch or whatever, and I'm like, my wife's going to shit. I got to get home. So I get out of the car. I start looking for the keys to the car that I'm in. No keys anywhere. Nothing. I'm like, oh shit, what am I going to do?

I'm completely alone. It's the only car in the parking lot. I'm passed out in the back seat of it. So I get up, and I go, oh, my God. I look at my phone or watch or whatever, and I'm like, my wife's going to shit. I got to get home. So I get out of the car. I start looking for the keys to the car that I'm in. No keys anywhere. Nothing. I'm like, oh shit, what am I going to do?

I'm completely alone. It's the only car in the parking lot. I'm passed out in the back seat of it. So I get up, and I go, oh, my God. I look at my phone or watch or whatever, and I'm like, my wife's going to shit. I got to get home. So I get out of the car. I start looking for the keys to the car that I'm in. No keys anywhere. Nothing. I'm like, oh shit, what am I going to do?

I got to get home right now. And I'm a good, like, I don't know, 12 miles away from home. Not too far. I look across the street and there's an auto repair shop. I'm like, bingo. I run across the highway, go to the, and I know how these places operate. So I just look for the drop box. I'm like, I'll just get the keys from somebody who just dropped their car off. And I did.

I got to get home right now. And I'm a good, like, I don't know, 12 miles away from home. Not too far. I look across the street and there's an auto repair shop. I'm like, bingo. I run across the highway, go to the, and I know how these places operate. So I just look for the drop box. I'm like, I'll just get the keys from somebody who just dropped their car off. And I did.

I got to get home right now. And I'm a good, like, I don't know, 12 miles away from home. Not too far. I look across the street and there's an auto repair shop. I'm like, bingo. I run across the highway, go to the, and I know how these places operate. So I just look for the drop box. I'm like, I'll just get the keys from somebody who just dropped their car off. And I did.

I got the keys to this car. This is great. I grabbed the keys to this car and I have a whole bunch of a whole handful of keys. So I start going around, see which ones will start, which one has gas in it, which one will start. I come to this car. It was a white Chevy Corsica. Whoa, it fires right up. And it's like, dude, it's nice. Things running good. Bam.

I got the keys to this car. This is great. I grabbed the keys to this car and I have a whole bunch of a whole handful of keys. So I start going around, see which ones will start, which one has gas in it, which one will start. I come to this car. It was a white Chevy Corsica. Whoa, it fires right up. And it's like, dude, it's nice. Things running good. Bam.

I got the keys to this car. This is great. I grabbed the keys to this car and I have a whole bunch of a whole handful of keys. So I start going around, see which ones will start, which one has gas in it, which one will start. I come to this car. It was a white Chevy Corsica. Whoa, it fires right up. And it's like, dude, it's nice. Things running good. Bam.

I take off and just I haul ass home thinking my wife's going to be just furious, mad as hell. Who knows what she's going to do? The door's going to be locked, something. And, uh, So I haul ass home, and I had parked my bar at a bar that my uncle owned in this town I live in, right up the street from where I lived.

I take off and just I haul ass home thinking my wife's going to be just furious, mad as hell. Who knows what she's going to do? The door's going to be locked, something. And, uh, So I haul ass home, and I had parked my bar at a bar that my uncle owned in this town I live in, right up the street from where I lived.

I take off and just I haul ass home thinking my wife's going to be just furious, mad as hell. Who knows what she's going to do? The door's going to be locked, something. And, uh, So I haul ass home, and I had parked my bar at a bar that my uncle owned in this town I live in, right up the street from where I lived.

And I thought, well, I'll just park this car at the police station so they know it's not stolen.

And I thought, well, I'll just park this car at the police station so they know it's not stolen.

And I thought, well, I'll just park this car at the police station so they know it's not stolen.

i'll wipe it down and i'll just walk up to my car jump in my car and just drive home right so that's what i do i drop the car off at the police station wipe it all down this is the best that ain't the best part of the story i wipe it all down with armor all thinking i can't get fingerprints off armor all wipe it all down and then i uh leave it at the police station with the keys in the ignition so they can start it and the car ran finally why was it the repair shop maybe it was coming home maybe it was fixed already because it ran and drove great right

i'll wipe it down and i'll just walk up to my car jump in my car and just drive home right so that's what i do i drop the car off at the police station wipe it all down this is the best that ain't the best part of the story i wipe it all down with armor all thinking i can't get fingerprints off armor all wipe it all down and then i uh leave it at the police station with the keys in the ignition so they can start it and the car ran finally why was it the repair shop maybe it was coming home maybe it was fixed already because it ran and drove great right

i'll wipe it down and i'll just walk up to my car jump in my car and just drive home right so that's what i do i drop the car off at the police station wipe it all down this is the best that ain't the best part of the story i wipe it all down with armor all thinking i can't get fingerprints off armor all wipe it all down and then i uh leave it at the police station with the keys in the ignition so they can start it and the car ran finally why was it the repair shop maybe it was coming home maybe it was fixed already because it ran and drove great right

It was a white Chevy Corsa going with a red interior. That's how much I remember. I get in my van, drive home, and I'm like, oh, shit. Worried all about getting the house. She's just passed out cold. Doesn't even know I'm gone. Nor does she care where I'm at. She didn't care. She was passed out. Wouldn't have known for another five hours where I was.

It was a white Chevy Corsa going with a red interior. That's how much I remember. I get in my van, drive home, and I'm like, oh, shit. Worried all about getting the house. She's just passed out cold. Doesn't even know I'm gone. Nor does she care where I'm at. She didn't care. She was passed out. Wouldn't have known for another five hours where I was.