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I'm like, I think what I'll do is I'll just write him this real obnoxiously rude letter and as obnoxious and rude and, and just talk a bunch of crazy shit in a letter and send it to the guy. And I did it and it worked. It worked, man. I, so the guy gets this letter and he's so insulted by everything I said, he just decides he doesn't want to take the case. He's sick of me anyway. And, um,
I'm like, I think what I'll do is I'll just write him this real obnoxiously rude letter and as obnoxious and rude and, and just talk a bunch of crazy shit in a letter and send it to the guy. And I did it and it worked. It worked, man. I, so the guy gets this letter and he's so insulted by everything I said, he just decides he doesn't want to take the case. He's sick of me anyway. And, um,
So a month goes by, we come back. This is when it's kind of funny. We go back into court and it was a scheduled court date, but I knew the, I knew this stuff was like sat at my head. I was pretty sure he wasn't after that letter I wrote that he wouldn't represent me anymore. And I knew the judge would be pissed. I knew he was going to be madder than hell that it happened.
So a month goes by, we come back. This is when it's kind of funny. We go back into court and it was a scheduled court date, but I knew the, I knew this stuff was like sat at my head. I was pretty sure he wasn't after that letter I wrote that he wouldn't represent me anymore. And I knew the judge would be pissed. I knew he was going to be madder than hell that it happened.
So a month goes by, we come back. This is when it's kind of funny. We go back into court and it was a scheduled court date, but I knew the, I knew this stuff was like sat at my head. I was pretty sure he wasn't after that letter I wrote that he wouldn't represent me anymore. And I knew the judge would be pissed. I knew he was going to be madder than hell that it happened.
And I thought, well, they might be able to do something, but odds are they're just going to, they're just going to give in. It's been so long. They're going to give in to either give me John or they won't, they won't, maybe they won't have a choice, you know? And I walked in the courtroom. You know, you're all shackled up now.
And I thought, well, they might be able to do something, but odds are they're just going to, they're just going to give in. It's been so long. They're going to give in to either give me John or they won't, they won't, maybe they won't have a choice, you know? And I walked in the courtroom. You know, you're all shackled up now.
And I thought, well, they might be able to do something, but odds are they're just going to, they're just going to give in. It's been so long. They're going to give in to either give me John or they won't, they won't, maybe they won't have a choice, you know? And I walked in the courtroom. You know, you're all shackled up now.
I walk in the courtroom and I looked over and there was old John sitting there in the chair like this with his head between his hands like, oh, my God. He was so mad and pissed about what was going on in the situation. And I swear he was crying. I was crying about it. And I was laughing. I'm like, yes, I know it worked. Why would he be in this courtroom if this didn't work? And I sit down and I
I walk in the courtroom and I looked over and there was old John sitting there in the chair like this with his head between his hands like, oh, my God. He was so mad and pissed about what was going on in the situation. And I swear he was crying. I was crying about it. And I was laughing. I'm like, yes, I know it worked. Why would he be in this courtroom if this didn't work? And I sit down and I
I walk in the courtroom and I looked over and there was old John sitting there in the chair like this with his head between his hands like, oh, my God. He was so mad and pissed about what was going on in the situation. And I swear he was crying. I was crying about it. And I was laughing. I'm like, yes, I know it worked. Why would he be in this courtroom if this didn't work? And I sit down and I
And the judge, he leans back and he says, Oh, Mr. Bicklemeyer, last time we were in court, uh, you told me that, that, uh, you fired your lawyer, you fired your paid lawyer and, uh, and, and I'm going to give you, I tried to give you back so-and-so and you told me I couldn't do that. You told me that he wouldn't do it. And, uh, there was nothing I could do about it. And he said, and you're right.
And the judge, he leans back and he says, Oh, Mr. Bicklemeyer, last time we were in court, uh, you told me that, that, uh, you fired your lawyer, you fired your paid lawyer and, uh, and, and I'm going to give you, I tried to give you back so-and-so and you told me I couldn't do that. You told me that he wouldn't do it. And, uh, there was nothing I could do about it. And he said, and you're right.
And the judge, he leans back and he says, Oh, Mr. Bicklemeyer, last time we were in court, uh, you told me that, that, uh, you fired your lawyer, you fired your paid lawyer and, uh, and, and I'm going to give you, I tried to give you back so-and-so and you told me I couldn't do that. You told me that he wouldn't do it. And, uh, there was nothing I could do about it. And he said, and you're right.
There wasn't. You win, you win. And I know what you're doing. I know that you want John on this case. And, um, And yeah, my hands are tied now. You got it. I'm going to give you John. He's not. Now he's your lawyer on your on these felony charges. He goes, there's only one problem. We got a little problem. And I was like, oh, what is it? What could the problem be?
There wasn't. You win, you win. And I know what you're doing. I know that you want John on this case. And, um, And yeah, my hands are tied now. You got it. I'm going to give you John. He's not. Now he's your lawyer on your on these felony charges. He goes, there's only one problem. We got a little problem. And I was like, oh, what is it? What could the problem be?
There wasn't. You win, you win. And I know what you're doing. I know that you want John on this case. And, um, And yeah, my hands are tied now. You got it. I'm going to give you John. He's not. Now he's your lawyer on your on these felony charges. He goes, there's only one problem. We got a little problem. And I was like, oh, what is it? What could the problem be?
And he says, John can't do it until May. This is like, dude, it's like four or five months later. I can't remember when this was a long time. Four months later. So I think back.
And he says, John can't do it until May. This is like, dude, it's like four or five months later. I can't remember when this was a long time. Four months later. So I think back.
And he says, John can't do it until May. This is like, dude, it's like four or five months later. I can't remember when this was a long time. Four months later. So I think back.