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Cheating Husband Caught on TikTok - H3 After Dark #35

04 Apr 2026

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Chapter 1: What is discussed at the start of this section?

0.031 - 51.213 David

four three two at last happy friday harley happy friday we're here We're ready to game tonight. We're fucking gamers. Ready to crank hog. We're going to be cranking hog. Ready to crank hog tonight. Not really. Not really. Not really, bruv. Oh, shit. Hang on. Hang on. Boomer alert. I was playing the stream on my phone. Thank you. Welcome, everybody. It is Free Chat Friday.

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51.233 - 80.567 David

So if you are a subscriber, if you are an H3 subscriber, hop in the chat. Hop in the chat. You don't even have to be a member. It's free. That's right. We're the socialist queens of H3. So hop in. I see everyone firing. Let's go, Pores. Let's go. Get in the chat every Friday as long as you guys behave. Every Friday will be Free Chat Friday. As long as it's fun and funny and everyone's having fun.

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80.627 - 104.097 David

Yes, exactly. Just be cool, be sweet, and be kind. I'm sure you will be. We have a couple of fun topics tonight, and then we're playing Heave Ho. That's what we were working on getting set up before the show started. We were playing it this whole time. Yeah, actually, we didn't want to actually do anything but that. So, you guys are lucky.

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105.078 - 108.182 Unknown

We played like... Is that what you said?

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108.222 - 112.447 David

We beat the whole thing. Yeah, we're just going to not do that.

112.487 - 115.691 Kate

We were like, yeah, we'll wait. We'll play for now.

115.711 - 117.994 David

Yeah, it was pretty stupid.

118.194 - 118.935 Kate

No, it was dumb.

119.219 - 145.327 David

um but for real we played for like two minutes just to like get acclimated to it and we were all dying laughing and we're like let's save it for the show save it for the show so it should be really fun i had never played it until now so um have you guys played it at all before now no i never i hadn't heard of it yay all right so yeah we all seem like equally bad but From the first little trial.

Chapter 2: What is Free Chat Friday and how does it work?

147.85 - 173.408 David

Let's see what we got. Oh, well, first up, we were having so much fun on Wednesday that we totally forgot about the hot dog pizza. We wanted to, you know, we wanted to like bury it, bury the lead and put it in the middle of the episode to sort of tease things. And then we turned the show off and Harley's like, oh, We forgot about the pizza. Because as soon as we were done, I was like, I'm hungry.

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173.508 - 197.048 David

I'm like, oh, I have that hot dog pizza. I was like, oh, wait. Whoopsies. So Harley did a little video for us, right? I have it here that we can look at. Thought I'd still capture it so that I can, so that Ethan can still pay for it. Yeah, perfect. Yeah, exactly. Now it's part of the show. Get that right off, baby. This pizza's literally part of the show now. Hell yeah.

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197.709 - 211.168 David

Get that receipt in for your reimbursement. All right, so here is Harley. Let me go full screen for mama here. I'm just eating over a slice of pizza. What is this, like two? I should not talk about two pixels because look at my fucking shit. All right, ready?

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213.191 - 215.114 Unknown

Hey, guys. So I got the... Oh, my God.

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215.134 - 228.01 David

Look at the... That's the boy. That's exactly where all cheese would be, is underneath the pizza. Yeah, he knows I fumble big crumbs, so he's going to catch that shit. Hell yeah!

229.776 - 230.057 Harley

Okay.

231.488 - 238.579 Unknown

Hey guys, so I got the hot dog pizza. Hot dog stuffed crust pizza from Pizza Hut.

239.541 - 246.372 David

It was pretty good. It was about $22 Canadian. What do you got on that slice?

Chapter 3: What fun topics are introduced before gameplay?

246.412 - 256.568 David

Is it just cheese? I'm going to tell you. Oh, sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry. You think I'd fuck that up? I know, you're a food professional. Well, because I sound tired and stoned in the video, you think I'd fuck that up.

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256.548 - 281.096 David

you're a food professional i should just let you cook all right i just got it on a regular cheese pizza because i don't like to get too crazy like that it's the move i was about to answer that too by the way okay hang on let's go back sorry No, but I'm synced up with you guys. It's perfect. The timing is perfect. Yeah, that's true. You anticipated our questions.

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281.117 - 302.054 David

Had I done a watch in advance with you guys, I would have been like, okay, so that's got to be a second sooner because I wanted to hit. As soon as she's like, what type of pizza is it? I should be saying it. You did? Why the fuck are you squishing it like that? You should have his answer. The hot dog right away looks fake as hell. It does not look like a good quality dog.

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302.134 - 318.643 David

It doesn't matter because it's a hot dog. So no matter what, there will never be a good hot dog. It's always going to be pig ear and ass. Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. That's... We're already on the same page. Just so you know. There are amazing hot dogs.

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318.663 - 319.625 Ethan Klein

What are you talking about?

319.765 - 333.045 David

I love hot dogs. Okay. But they can't be bad is what you're saying. Cause they're all gross. They can't be really that good. Like it's always going to be a hot dog. That's true. And so having said that, I know this is a weird looking hot dog.

333.025 - 359.522 David

yeah the color is off yeah for sure okay taste it was it was pretty good okay i was happy with the hot all in all at the end i was kind of blase at the end of this video spoiler alert yeah actually loki slapped i'm not even lying okay yeah all right let me let me let me let's be quiet two dollars canadian um i just got it on a regular cheese pizza because i don't like to get too crazy

359.502 - 378.658 David

I find rolling it up was the best way to eat it like this. That's smart. Like a little pizza dog. Guy knows food. He knows food. This guy knows food. It's good because it's kind of gross. A hot dog fell out of the crust and then there's a little hot dog hole and yeah.

379.769 - 409.664 David

i understand that part was ugly that it fell out there like that and i did that's important follow up yeah that's ugly that's an ugly looks like a finger yeah that's the finger that was in the chili i sent in the whatsapp i put up uh uh not a follow-up video but kind of like a prequel video okay um it's a tiktok but it's uh it's it's a snack that uh It's just a really a top tier snack.

Chapter 4: What is the story behind the hot dog pizza?

447.169 - 455.338 David

Exactly what it is. It looks like a little turtle. You are not confused. It's exactly what that is. It's like a dinner roll with a hot dog inside?

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455.318 - 487.307 David

yeah like much but it is fire bro okay it is fire that looks like a little turtle i'm about to wait you didn't even try it like okay tell us about this thing then oh that thing in my microwave and inside there hot dogs hot dogs are one of my favorite foods you like this you like this it's not you could do whatever you want with it it's like a giant pig in a blanket yeah I don't know.

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487.588 - 518.842 David

Where did you buy it? That's China shit. Oh, it's a Chinese thing? That's China shit. So it's like a steamed bun situation? It wasn't really steamed. Okay. You ever had bolo bao? It's like pineapple on top of... Basically on top of that with pineapple on top of it. No. That's good, too. Or they have something like that, but pineapple on top and just a big chunk of coconut in the middle. Whoa.

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518.882 - 522.507 David

Interesting. They're on some crazy shit over there, dude. Okay.

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522.988 - 523.849 Ethan Klein

I mean, I would eat it.

524.23 - 540.134 David

I fucking love... I love hot dogs. Then you'd like this. You'd be very much down with this. Yeah? Yeah. All right. So tell us, give us your, let me get a better shot of this. I like the way you rolled it up. I feel like that's the best way. I only figured that out by the fourth slice.

540.915 - 547.965 Kate

By the way, Galia said that's a post-Soviet dish as well. It's extremely popular in Ukraine. We just call it hot dog in dough.

548.766 - 551.43 David

Hot dog in dough. Let's go.

551.61 - 552.471 Kate

Hot dog in dough.

Chapter 5: What are the friends' reactions to the cheating scenario?

4619.904 - 4629.994 David

I will say anytime I have trotted this out with our friends, they're like, what the fuck? Yes, you have to tell them. You have to tell them everything. And I'm like,

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4631.206 - 4658.686 David

i don't want to know like if if liz goes out and something happens and it's a one-time thing and and it's not gonna happen again i don't fucking care like i love her we're gonna be married forever like if she hits the dome basically oh there goes kate Go big for daddy.

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4660.452 - 4664.927 Unknown

Oh, no.

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4665.047 - 4671.005 Kate

Okay, it's gone. Now it's a boys podcast. Uh-oh, Mike's innocent, totally chill.

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Chapter 6: How does the discussion about monogamy unfold?

4671.426 - 4692.447 David

Mike, he can do whatever he wants. He's the sickest lineman out there. My man goes to work every day, so he cut loose with the boys. Oh, so what? He's so awesome. Everyone liked his stomping dance move. They couldn't get enough. That's his fault? She stole that kiss from him. She stole that kiss from Mike.

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Chapter 7: What are the implications of a 'hall pass' in relationships?

4693.027 - 4709.023 David

Yeah. You think Mike's out there giving out kisses? Nah. Nah. I'm back. Yay. I did a lot of sweeping for Mike while you were gone. Everybody was so mad at me that I got kicked out. You got reported. People are so mad.

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Chapter 8: How do the hosts transition to gameplay discussions?

4709.063 - 4733.233 David

People are so mad. Listen, I am a monogamous person. And if you guys think my wife doesn't agree with me, you're crazy. We talk about everything. We talk about everything. But yeah, it's okay that we don't agree, guys. It's okay. I'm not cheating on you. You know what I mean? It's okay for different relationships to have different roles.

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4733.633 - 4757.813 David

She just knows that there are select WNBA players that should the situation arise. 100%. I always thought the past thing was very funny. Mm-hmm. You know, where it was like, I remember back in the day dating, it'd be like, oh yeah, your past, the hall pass. Yeah. It was like a thing that was discussed. And I remember it always like, it'd be like, oh yeah, Bradley Cooper. Yeah, exactly.

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4757.853 - 4768.865 David

Some shit like that, you know? And I was always like, the girl that works at McDonald's that's down. Good luck meeting Bradley. Yeah, in town. I'm using my past tonight.

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4770.526 - 4800.725 David

right exactly but i think the point the thing is the the point is that it's like out of your reach right um but yeah wait did we do a new poll no not yet because we have new videos do we have to watch oh okay okay here we go there's the story time and then also galia found the bartender made a video as well oh we're eating tonight dude we're eating tonight bartender's a woman Okay, we love that.

4802.187 - 4805.692 Kate

Damn. We trust her. I think Mike's cooked.

4806.112 - 4810.238 David

Mike's fucking done. Mike's dead. Mike is fucking dead.

4810.919 - 4812.801 Kate

Let me bring in your screen share. Hold on.

4813.362 - 4813.722 David

Thank you.

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