David

It would kill me to hear people screaming, you better put that money on my books. Oh, my God. What an idiot. Well, they come in and they're innocent at first because they haven't been in there long. But they fall apart at the face to face any jail time. I mean, these people just I'm like, man, you'd think you'd be more used to this by now.

You do this over and over again and you just fall to pieces when you get here. It's ridiculous, man. Grow up. But they're all innocent at first. This one guy comes in the job. I was having a good time by this time. I was playing chess every day. I was always sitting at the chess table. And this guy comes in, a little short guy. I remember the guy. He was about – dude, he was noticeably short.

You do this over and over again and you just fall to pieces when you get here. It's ridiculous, man. Grow up. But they're all innocent at first. This one guy comes in the job. I was having a good time by this time. I was playing chess every day. I was always sitting at the chess table. And this guy comes in, a little short guy. I remember the guy. He was about – dude, he was noticeably short.

You do this over and over again and you just fall to pieces when you get here. It's ridiculous, man. Grow up. But they're all innocent at first. This one guy comes in the job. I was having a good time by this time. I was playing chess every day. I was always sitting at the chess table. And this guy comes in, a little short guy. I remember the guy. He was about – dude, he was noticeably short.

Like if you've seen him, what you said was that dude's a short dude, right? That's what you thought when you seen him, okay? His name was Henry. You can look this up. It's in the Leavenworth –

Like if you've seen him, what you said was that dude's a short dude, right? That's what you thought when you seen him, okay? His name was Henry. You can look this up. It's in the Leavenworth –

Like if you've seen him, what you said was that dude's a short dude, right? That's what you thought when you seen him, okay? His name was Henry. You can look this up. It's in the Leavenworth –

county times with 11 word journal this is a true story his name is henry i don't remember his last name but he come he's in there for a while and finally i can see he's lonely and whatever and he wants to be a part of what's going on at our table and so i invite him over hey man what's going on and uh what are you in here for and i won't get into how it happened but this is the story he says uh okay well here's what happened i was at the liquor store one day

county times with 11 word journal this is a true story his name is henry i don't remember his last name but he come he's in there for a while and finally i can see he's lonely and whatever and he wants to be a part of what's going on at our table and so i invite him over hey man what's going on and uh what are you in here for and i won't get into how it happened but this is the story he says uh okay well here's what happened i was at the liquor store one day

county times with 11 word journal this is a true story his name is henry i don't remember his last name but he come he's in there for a while and finally i can see he's lonely and whatever and he wants to be a part of what's going on at our table and so i invite him over hey man what's going on and uh what are you in here for and i won't get into how it happened but this is the story he says uh okay well here's what happened i was at the liquor store one day

in some town around here. It was a fairly big size town. It was like Overland Park or something. He says, and at the same time I was at the liquor store, it was right next to a pharmacy and the pharmacy got robbed. And the guy that did it had on a hoodie and he was short like me. He was real short.

in some town around here. It was a fairly big size town. It was like Overland Park or something. He says, and at the same time I was at the liquor store, it was right next to a pharmacy and the pharmacy got robbed. And the guy that did it had on a hoodie and he was short like me. He was real short.

in some town around here. It was a fairly big size town. It was like Overland Park or something. He says, and at the same time I was at the liquor store, it was right next to a pharmacy and the pharmacy got robbed. And the guy that did it had on a hoodie and he was short like me. He was real short.

And so I'm walking out of the liquor store with my case of liquor, just minding my own business, walking home and the cops pull up and bam, I get charged with aggravated burglary of a pharmacy. I'm like, wow, that's a fantastic story, Henry. I said, how tall was the suspect? Five-two? How many people in that neighborhood are five-two with a frigging orange hoodie on, right? How many people?

And so I'm walking out of the liquor store with my case of liquor, just minding my own business, walking home and the cops pull up and bam, I get charged with aggravated burglary of a pharmacy. I'm like, wow, that's a fantastic story, Henry. I said, how tall was the suspect? Five-two? How many people in that neighborhood are five-two with a frigging orange hoodie on, right? How many people?

And so I'm walking out of the liquor store with my case of liquor, just minding my own business, walking home and the cops pull up and bam, I get charged with aggravated burglary of a pharmacy. I'm like, wow, that's a fantastic story, Henry. I said, how tall was the suspect? Five-two? How many people in that neighborhood are five-two with a frigging orange hoodie on, right? How many people?

And he's like, I'm telling you, I didn't do it. I didn't do it. I didn't do it. I'm like, listen, man, I'm not going to say nothing to nobody. I don't care, but don't be acting like you're all innocent about it. I said, there's got to be a reason why. They didn't just pick you up off the street. There's got to be more to it. Where were you going? I was going home. Who do you live with?

And he's like, I'm telling you, I didn't do it. I didn't do it. I didn't do it. I'm like, listen, man, I'm not going to say nothing to nobody. I don't care, but don't be acting like you're all innocent about it. I said, there's got to be a reason why. They didn't just pick you up off the street. There's got to be more to it. Where were you going? I was going home. Who do you live with?

And he's like, I'm telling you, I didn't do it. I didn't do it. I didn't do it. I'm like, listen, man, I'm not going to say nothing to nobody. I don't care, but don't be acting like you're all innocent about it. I said, there's got to be a reason why. They didn't just pick you up off the street. There's got to be more to it. Where were you going? I was going home. Who do you live with?

My brother, does your brother have a record? Yeah. For what? Robbing a pharmacy? Oh, robbing a pharmacy, eh? What do you know? Maybe that was part of the case. And he says, but I'm telling you, I didn't do it and I can prove it. And I said, well, how are you going to prove it? He goes, I got a receipt from when I was buying the beer. That's exactly the same time the pharmacy is getting robbed.