David
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I was literally in the jam of my door. I just pulled it out of my pocket. I took it all. They come storming in there, arrest me. I can remember this. I can remember getting in the cop car.
and them asking me what happened between me and my wife you know what did i do what did she do whatever and they're you know they're taking me to jail and i black out that's it i can't remember anything i didn't even i don't think we made it out of the city limits and uh i black out and uh i i and you know how you i don't know if it's ever happened to you before but you have little bits uh you know you bit little bits of memory and uh i get to the jail and there's a there's a
and them asking me what happened between me and my wife you know what did i do what did she do whatever and they're you know they're taking me to jail and i black out that's it i can't remember anything i didn't even i don't think we made it out of the city limits and uh i black out and uh i i and you know how you i don't know if it's ever happened to you before but you have little bits uh you know you bit little bits of memory and uh i get to the jail and there's a there's a
and them asking me what happened between me and my wife you know what did i do what did she do whatever and they're you know they're taking me to jail and i black out that's it i can't remember anything i didn't even i don't think we made it out of the city limits and uh i black out and uh i i and you know how you i don't know if it's ever happened to you before but you have little bits uh you know you bit little bits of memory and uh i get to the jail and there's a there's a
there's this guard there named Auburn. I got to know later, but, uh, he's trying to book me in, but I can't, I'm so incoherent. I can't, I can't answer the guy's questions, you know, and I couldn't hardly stand up to get fingerprinted. And, uh, he was like, I remember him saying, come on, man, come on, let's just get, let's just get through this. What did you take? What did you do?
there's this guard there named Auburn. I got to know later, but, uh, he's trying to book me in, but I can't, I'm so incoherent. I can't, I can't answer the guy's questions, you know, and I couldn't hardly stand up to get fingerprinted. And, uh, he was like, I remember him saying, come on, man, come on, let's just get, let's just get through this. What did you take? What did you do?
there's this guard there named Auburn. I got to know later, but, uh, he's trying to book me in, but I can't, I'm so incoherent. I can't, I can't answer the guy's questions, you know, and I couldn't hardly stand up to get fingerprinted. And, uh, he was like, I remember him saying, come on, man, come on, let's just get, let's just get through this. What did you take? What did you do?
And I couldn't answer the, I couldn't answer no questions, nothing. So he had to hold me up during the mugshot. And this is, literally use their whole, you just took off something besides me. And I'm trying to look like in this mug shot, just pass them out. And then they, they knew something was wrong, but they didn't know what it was. Cause I couldn't answer the question. Right.
And I couldn't answer the, I couldn't answer no questions, nothing. So he had to hold me up during the mugshot. And this is, literally use their whole, you just took off something besides me. And I'm trying to look like in this mug shot, just pass them out. And then they, they knew something was wrong, but they didn't know what it was. Cause I couldn't answer the question. Right.
And I couldn't answer the, I couldn't answer no questions, nothing. So he had to hold me up during the mugshot. And this is, literally use their whole, you just took off something besides me. And I'm trying to look like in this mug shot, just pass them out. And then they, they knew something was wrong, but they didn't know what it was. Cause I couldn't answer the question. Right.
So they took, they put me in medical and medical is nothing but a cell with a bed, a plastic bed. You know, if you've ever been in jail medical, it's not, it's not medical shit. There's no like, it's not like a hospital room. There's just a plastic bed. And like a day later or so, the door opens and a bunch of cops come storming in and they're on both sides of me.
So they took, they put me in medical and medical is nothing but a cell with a bed, a plastic bed. You know, if you've ever been in jail medical, it's not, it's not medical shit. There's no like, it's not like a hospital room. There's just a plastic bed. And like a day later or so, the door opens and a bunch of cops come storming in and they're on both sides of me.
So they took, they put me in medical and medical is nothing but a cell with a bed, a plastic bed. You know, if you've ever been in jail medical, it's not, it's not medical shit. There's no like, it's not like a hospital room. There's just a plastic bed. And like a day later or so, the door opens and a bunch of cops come storming in and they're on both sides of me.
And they, they throw me a bunch of paperwork, you know, and it's a bunch of charge. It was a bunch of charges. I can't remember what they were, but the main, the main thing was I couldn't go back home. I had to reach training order. I couldn't go back to my house. Um, I was charged with whatever the crimes were.
And they, they throw me a bunch of paperwork, you know, and it's a bunch of charge. It was a bunch of charges. I can't remember what they were, but the main, the main thing was I couldn't go back home. I had to reach training order. I couldn't go back to my house. Um, I was charged with whatever the crimes were.
And they, they throw me a bunch of paperwork, you know, and it's a bunch of charge. It was a bunch of charges. I can't remember what they were, but the main, the main thing was I couldn't go back home. I had to reach training order. I couldn't go back to my house. Um, I was charged with whatever the crimes were.
Okay, it was domestic violence, destruction of property, and a bunch of other misdemeanors. Really not that big of a deal, but this is the first time I've ever been in jail. And I couldn't go back to my house. I'm like, what am I supposed to do? I mean, I'm stuck here in jail. I don't know what I was wearing, a pair of tennis shoes and some jeans. My car was at home. I don't know how I got it.
Okay, it was domestic violence, destruction of property, and a bunch of other misdemeanors. Really not that big of a deal, but this is the first time I've ever been in jail. And I couldn't go back to my house. I'm like, what am I supposed to do? I mean, I'm stuck here in jail. I don't know what I was wearing, a pair of tennis shoes and some jeans. My car was at home. I don't know how I got it.
Okay, it was domestic violence, destruction of property, and a bunch of other misdemeanors. Really not that big of a deal, but this is the first time I've ever been in jail. And I couldn't go back to my house. I'm like, what am I supposed to do? I mean, I'm stuck here in jail. I don't know what I was wearing, a pair of tennis shoes and some jeans. My car was at home. I don't know how I got it.
But anyway, so eventually... I did go back home, got some stuff, got my car, and I think I went to my sister's house. I don't know where I went, but that's how it kicks off. So I go to court the first time in court, and they assign me this insane idiot public defender. It was a woman, totally incompetent. This woman, I don't think – well, first of all, I know she'd never, ever been to a trial.