David

All right.

Anyway.

I have a question.

Yeah.

If you woke up tomorrow in an alternate timeline, like on some Black Mirror Twilight Zone shit.

Would you rather your reality be that you were heavily participating in January 6th or you show up in the Epstein files 2000 times?

January 6th, because that doesn't involve like child rape.

do you i didn't say that you did that though i just said that you were in the files if you're in there 2 000 times that feels like it's not a good thing i wonder what the war yeah no for sure definitely but uh if you told me tomorrow if you're like yo it's so fucked up i if it comes out that i'm in the files

Cause I was in the files.

I didn't do anything that you think I did.

I would be like, okay, first of all, first of all, I believe you.

Secondly, if the roles were reversed though, remember that, remember that.

Cause if the roles were reversed, I would be like, it's true.

I would have questions and judgments.

Yeah.

It's gotta be January 6th.

yeah if you're in there more than once in the epstein files like as an accident or two like the way you know what i mean like just because jeffrey epstein like liked a comedian or whatever if you're in there 2 000 times you are being you're part of things right it'd be fine if there's one email where he's like i love this new h3 after dark show you're like okay that's fine thank you jeffrey he's just a fan yeah

yeah he's just a fan we love our fans thank you jeffrey thank you jeffrey thank you papa no gross ew all right let's see what else this guy has to say tia yeah no what happens then she keeps yelling y'all that was so funny thinking about t.s scaling the walls of congress and she kind of grabs granola throws herself on the ground oh yeah this sounds totally normal

Listen to this shit.

Why?