Dax Shepard
👤 Speaker
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total appearances
Appearances Over Time
Podcast Appearances
Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Rachel Zoffness (on pain)
Yeah, because right now you don't care.
Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Rachel Zoffness (on pain)
But if he was making some girl just laugh uncontrollably and he was your boyfriend.
Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Rachel Zoffness (on pain)
Say, shut up.
Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Rachel Zoffness (on pain)
Your comedy is only for me.
Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Rachel Zoffness (on pain)
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Rachel Zoffness (on pain)
Uh-huh, he's making some hot chick laugh uncontrollably.
Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Rachel Zoffness (on pain)
And you could see she was looking at him like, I wish this guy was my boyfriend.
Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Rachel Zoffness (on pain)
Get out of here.
Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Rachel Zoffness (on pain)
I break up with you, Jess.
Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Rachel Zoffness (on pain)
I'm leaving it.
Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Rachel Zoffness (on pain)
We wouldn't take it.
Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Rachel Zoffness (on pain)
Yeah, I'm going to leave it.
Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Rachel Zoffness (on pain)
Should we do facts?
Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Rachel Zoffness (on pain)
What a name.
Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Rachel Zoffness (on pain)
Yeah, Zoffness.
Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Rachel Zoffness (on pain)
I wish my name was Dax Zoffness.
Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Rachel Zoffness (on pain)
It'd be too many weird letters, but it does soften everything.