Dax Shepard

It's only a year old or two years old.

Is it going to leak again in two years?

We'll be out, you know, whatever.

So I'm already like stressed to the max.

Go to bed last night.

I was up pretty late researching our guests today.

3 a.m.

Kristen, no, maybe Delta got sent upstairs.

dad come downstairs there's water leaking out of the ceiling at 3 a.m go down into the bedroom they're sleeping in sure enough there's a fucking like 36 inch slice in the drywall on the ceiling and it's just leaking water out i'm like where the fuck is that water coming from i like step outside i'm looking oh my room's above it but it's is my bathroom no i think my dresser's above that

pull a panel out of the ceiling, realize, oh, the air conditioned coil system is in there.

It has sprung a leak and it's spraying water and it's three in the morning.

And you're like, okay, how do I shut all this down?

I'm like turning the air off.

It's still not shutting off.

Then I'm hitting the breaker.

Now all the air is off and it's still leaking and we have buckets under the thing.

And it's three and I'm like, I gotta fucking wake up at six to drive Delta to school.

And I got back in bed and I was like, listen, it's a dream known home.

And it's also, it's stressful.

By the time I laid down at 4.30 in the morning to go back to sleep, I was like, I'm going to move into a one bedroom apartment the second these girls are out of school and I'm going to have no worries.