DEA Agent Knowles

Hey, Kevin, have you ever been hit in the balls before? Hey, Justin, can you take care of that?

This guy, Americano? Si, si. And the woman who stopped you, do they know each other? I don't think so. She's a police officer.

Anything useful? More turistas in search of paradise, courtesy of Manny Rojas.

Who'd have thought, after all these years, my boy, walking down the aisle, man and wife, man and fucking wife!

Talk to my guy. He said they let three Americans go late last night. Get this, one of them was the accountant. Whoa, for real? Man, I thought that guy was a myth. You know, like a boogeyman for drug dealers. You saw the way he took down that rhino? Stone cold killer. Well, words out. Someone put a serious bounty on these assholes. Shit, you know what that means. This is our ticket, baby.

Follow the rats.

There's a private strip running Cessnas not too far from here. If they're getting help, that's likely where they're heading. I guess we better get there before the competition.

Can we stop for empanadas? Empanadas?

Looks like these assholes came to send a message. And Rojas is making a play for the throne. One thing's for sure, if the rumors are true and Escobar really has been hiding this whole time, these fuckers may be the ones to flush him out.

Vaping violation, code 219. No way you're getting out of this one. Enjoy getting shit kicked.

I will get you gone, Bernie!

All right, you've been cleared. Free to go.

Sorry, I'm a terrible fire. Me too.

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We have eyes everywhere. Ever heard of elf on a shelf?

Wow, I didn't think I was going to get anything this year. Thanks, Mom! Oh, that wasn't me. Mom! I didn't get you anything.

This is the best Christmas ever. I love you, Neenoo.

Oh my God! Bernie, get out here!

What are you wearing?

Oh, wait, wait, wait. I think I get what's going on here. Bernie tried to do that weird Alaska prank on me too, but I didn't fall for it because I'm not an idiot.

Hey, hey, what are you? What's happening? Ma'am, you're on the no-fly list. Merry Christmas.