Debra Flitzplatz
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The pastor went on to explain that this allows him to fly on his own personal jet, putting him closer to the heavens where he can more clearly talk to God. He explained that the restrooms on public flights are an unholy mess and that the food served is often not worthy of a man of God.
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I'm not sure how all those who attend church will take that explanation, but it made perfect sense to this reporter. We'll have lots more community news when we return from this commercial break.
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While Pastor Pattycake does not have a home church of his own, he can be found on all his social handles at pattycakepattycakebakersman. One local woman who had been suffering from the demon itch has been reportedly cured after Pastor Pattycake, quote, splashed his holy waters into my barren shores. End quote.
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And welcome back to WSHIT's Focus on Community. I'm Debra Flitzplatz. I'll be taking you around town to show you what's going down. Excitement grows this week in Crabapple as pastor and certified Instagram exorcist Rockwell Pattycake visits the township. He's here to perform miracles on the locals exercise demons and grow his flock and following on TikTok and YouTube.
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Pastor Patty Cake then went on to perform a miracle exorcism while visiting the local evangelical church. Located right here on Southwest Pebbles Avenue, the living word of faith and baptismal charisma, fellowship of the new holy life assembly of God, deeper Bible and liturgy, Church of Luke. I had an opportunity to witness some of the services.
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Here's what one of those exorcisms sounded like from inside the church.
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Pastor Pattycake then went on to sign copies of his new book for a small donation fee and gave worshipers an exclusive opportunity to buy his new holy meme coin, Bitcake. Pastor Pattycake explained that all those who walk with the Lord can get a little closer to God by buying and holding Bitcake for as long as possible. When asked how one might get closer to the Lord by buying Bitcake,