Dee Salmon

And so I was like, please.

He's like halfway over climbing.

It's slipping.

I'm like, please be pleased.

I don't want to end with like you breaking your back.

So I reckon by this point we've been out there locked for an hour and I'm going, what are we going to do?

What are we going to do?

And then I had the idea, I was like, do you know what I'm going to do?

I'm going to jump up over the balcony ledge and I'm just going to, so it's basically an apartment block where there's heaps of other apartments around and I'm going to have to wait until I see someone come out on their balcony or if anyone has their door open and I'll scream out to them for help.

So I'm up there, tits in the air, just kind of waving around trying to see if anyone's on their balcony.

I see over in the distance this woman comes out to put her washing out and I just scream, help!

And I'm like, tits out going, I'm really sorry, but we're locked out on a balcony and we can't get in.

And then so she's just like, oh, come.

We shout out the name of the apartment.

She comes out the front.

I'm so embarrassed and mortified.

And we basically had to scream down the lock code for her to come into the house, get the key.

Yeah.

And eventually, yeah, the neighbour came over and she kind of went like this and was like, I'm not looking, I'm not looking.

And then opened the door.