Deison Afualo

He's a great writer. It feels like I'm in the room. Somehow I survived the night, but I was able to handle business the next morning. I'm guessing he went out into the woods. When I told Sylvia about this, she was dumbfounded to the point of rage. She couldn't fathom why I didn't just fart in front of him. She said with increasing anger. And this is a direct quote.

If you're in bed with someone and you've got a fart, just say, listen, I got a fart. And then tell them that and they will laugh. And then you fart and giggle about it. What the fuck is wrong with you? Is what this lesbian said to him. I tried to reiterate that this was our first night together and I won't be holding it in three years down the road. But this man...

If you're in bed with someone and you've got a fart, just say, listen, I got a fart. And then tell them that and they will laugh. And then you fart and giggle about it. What the fuck is wrong with you? Is what this lesbian said to him. I tried to reiterate that this was our first night together and I won't be holding it in three years down the road. But this man...

If you're in bed with someone and you've got a fart, just say, listen, I got a fart. And then tell them that and they will laugh. And then you fart and giggle about it. What the fuck is wrong with you? Is what this lesbian said to him. I tried to reiterate that this was our first night together and I won't be holding it in three years down the road. But this man...

with this man, but I think that it's pretty unsexy to cut off somebody's oxygen supply the first night. Incredible. She dug in her heels. She stood her ground. This is the battle of lesbian versus fart. So who's right? Me, Sylvia, or the fart?

with this man, but I think that it's pretty unsexy to cut off somebody's oxygen supply the first night. Incredible. She dug in her heels. She stood her ground. This is the battle of lesbian versus fart. So who's right? Me, Sylvia, or the fart?

with this man, but I think that it's pretty unsexy to cut off somebody's oxygen supply the first night. Incredible. She dug in her heels. She stood her ground. This is the battle of lesbian versus fart. So who's right? Me, Sylvia, or the fart?

First night.

First night.

First night.

And now there's a weird energy.

And now there's a weird energy.

And now there's a weird energy.

You did this to us. And now I'm feeling like I'm shameful because you did this and you didn't break. You're making me weird. Yeah. I'd rather not. You're making me weird.

You did this to us. And now I'm feeling like I'm shameful because you did this and you didn't break. You're making me weird. Yeah. I'd rather not. You're making me weird.

You did this to us. And now I'm feeling like I'm shameful because you did this and you didn't break. You're making me weird. Yeah. I'd rather not. You're making me weird.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah.

You farted and now I'm weird?