Demaris

We just know way too much about each other.

Damn, you look like nut.

Like thick nut.

Why the fuck you got Michael Jackson shoes on?

But Julian, and that's why, like, if you're... Too much pussy.

I'm all over here like, show yourself that women are humans and that they have more to offer than their vaginas.

No, I have my hand up because I want you guys to get through this, but I really want to know.

I really want to tell you guys something really important for our 300th episode.

Y'all have ruined my outlook on men.

I was already dark and twisty.

I haven't dated a man from Syracuse in over 10 years.

That shit, you did what in Syracuse?

I haven't dated a man from Syracuse in over 10, 15 years.

That's right.

What the fuck are you talking about?

Four plus four.

Your outlook on men is not our fault.

Shut up and let me talk.

Y'all be sitting here like so I have male friends or whatever.

And I think that sometimes my male friends, especially because I was younger and like they really didn't want to fuck me up.