Derek Poston
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KILL TONY
#711 - ANDREW SCHULZ + DERIC POSTON
Yeah, I recently left San Antonio.
KILL TONY
#711 - ANDREW SCHULZ + DERIC POSTON
And people always ask me why I left San Antonio.
KILL TONY
#711 - ANDREW SCHULZ + DERIC POSTON
And the answer is I just got tired of remembering the Alamo.
KILL TONY
#711 - ANDREW SCHULZ + DERIC POSTON
That's like San Antonio's motto, you know?
KILL TONY
#711 - ANDREW SCHULZ + DERIC POSTON
Every year ago, people were like, hey, do you remember what happened?
KILL TONY
#711 - ANDREW SCHULZ + DERIC POSTON
And it's not because I'm an asshole or anything.
KILL TONY
#711 - ANDREW SCHULZ + DERIC POSTON
I'm just tired of white people giving me tests.
KILL TONY
#711 - ANDREW SCHULZ + DERIC POSTON
You know, like I was at the Alamo Starbucks once.
KILL TONY
#711 - ANDREW SCHULZ + DERIC POSTON
And the waitress, she tells me, hey, can I get a name for your order?
KILL TONY
#711 - ANDREW SCHULZ + DERIC POSTON
And can you also tell me who won the Battle of the Alamo?