Derek Poston
👤 Speaker
305
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Appearances Over Time
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KILL TONY
#711 - ANDREW SCHULZ + DERIC POSTON
I just smoke weed, sit at home, write jokes, perform a couple of times a week.
KILL TONY
#711 - ANDREW SCHULZ + DERIC POSTON
I play soccer, like Sunday Amateur Soccer League.
KILL TONY
#711 - ANDREW SCHULZ + DERIC POSTON
Yeah, I play with like 30 illegal Mexicans.
KILL TONY
#711 - ANDREW SCHULZ + DERIC POSTON
They've all been deported since, so it's just me now.
KILL TONY
#711 - ANDREW SCHULZ + DERIC POSTON
No, I haven't been in a relationship in a couple months, honestly.
KILL TONY
#711 - ANDREW SCHULZ + DERIC POSTON
You guys argue over 40 bucks or something?
KILL TONY
#711 - ANDREW SCHULZ + DERIC POSTON
Shit, it's been a minute, honestly.
KILL TONY
#711 - ANDREW SCHULZ + DERIC POSTON
Yeah, yeah, it was like this white girl I was with, but it wasn't really like a relationship.
KILL TONY
#711 - ANDREW SCHULZ + DERIC POSTON
That's the only way I get laid.
KILL TONY
#711 - ANDREW SCHULZ + DERIC POSTON
I just meet girls at my job.
KILL TONY
#711 - ANDREW SCHULZ + DERIC POSTON
Tony, you can't spell deport without depot.
KILL TONY
#711 - ANDREW SCHULZ + DERIC POSTON
No, this was when I worked at Target.