Derek

That was my first time flying solo.

She was younger. Honestly, the flight there, she knocked, she was asleep. We flew Southwest and I made friends with the gay agent. And so she was like, come on, baby, it's your turn. Come on. And I was definitely like B57. Like it was definitely not my turn, but she let me and River get on with the A's. And then- There was a flight attendant standing in the front row and it was not a full flight.

She was younger. Honestly, the flight there, she knocked, she was asleep. We flew Southwest and I made friends with the gay agent. And so she was like, come on, baby, it's your turn. Come on. And I was definitely like B57. Like it was definitely not my turn, but she let me and River get on with the A's. And then- There was a flight attendant standing in the front row and it was not a full flight.

She was younger. Honestly, the flight there, she knocked, she was asleep. We flew Southwest and I made friends with the gay agent. And so she was like, come on, baby, it's your turn. Come on. And I was definitely like B57. Like it was definitely not my turn, but she let me and River get on with the A's. And then- There was a flight attendant standing in the front row and it was not a full flight.

So they really wanted everyone to spread out. Like they were like, not you can't all get in the front of the plane. Like everyone's got to spread out. And so I was like, could we sit here? And she was like, I'm only allowing two people to sit here. So if you have a family of three, it's not going to work. And I was like, no, it's just me and the baby. And she was like, come on in.

So they really wanted everyone to spread out. Like they were like, not you can't all get in the front of the plane. Like everyone's got to spread out. And so I was like, could we sit here? And she was like, I'm only allowing two people to sit here. So if you have a family of three, it's not going to work. And I was like, no, it's just me and the baby. And she was like, come on in.

So they really wanted everyone to spread out. Like they were like, not you can't all get in the front of the plane. Like everyone's got to spread out. And so I was like, could we sit here? And she was like, I'm only allowing two people to sit here. So if you have a family of three, it's not going to work. And I was like, no, it's just me and the baby. And she was like, come on in.

And so we got the whole like front row to ourselves and River knocked out before we even took off.

And so we got the whole like front row to ourselves and River knocked out before we even took off.

And so we got the whole like front row to ourselves and River knocked out before we even took off.

Front row.

Front row.

Front row.

Because she let me go with the A's because I made friends with her and River was smiling at her. And she fell asleep before we even took off, which, thank God, slept the whole flight. The man in front of me was this very old man and I could see his text. And that, let me tell you, that is my favorite thing to do on a flight is to eavesdrop and read some text of the people in front of me.

Because she let me go with the A's because I made friends with her and River was smiling at her. And she fell asleep before we even took off, which, thank God, slept the whole flight. The man in front of me was this very old man and I could see his text. And that, let me tell you, that is my favorite thing to do on a flight is to eavesdrop and read some text of the people in front of me.

Because she let me go with the A's because I made friends with her and River was smiling at her. And she fell asleep before we even took off, which, thank God, slept the whole flight. The man in front of me was this very old man and I could see his text. And that, let me tell you, that is my favorite thing to do on a flight is to eavesdrop and read some text of the people in front of me.

And I honestly wish that I had not. This man was asking who I'm hoping is his wife. He said something about like, you want to get that ass whip, winky face, tongue emoji. Like was getting real dirty. And she was like, yeah, baby, I do. And I was like, I've got to stop. But I could not take my eyes off of it.

And I honestly wish that I had not. This man was asking who I'm hoping is his wife. He said something about like, you want to get that ass whip, winky face, tongue emoji. Like was getting real dirty. And she was like, yeah, baby, I do. And I was like, I've got to stop. But I could not take my eyes off of it.

And I honestly wish that I had not. This man was asking who I'm hoping is his wife. He said something about like, you want to get that ass whip, winky face, tongue emoji. Like was getting real dirty. And she was like, yeah, baby, I do. And I was like, I've got to stop. But I could not take my eyes off of it.

I know.