Derek

I know.

I know.

And that's what he said. He said, I tried out the free Wi-Fi. And so I figured I'd text you. That was his first text to her.

And that's what he said. He said, I tried out the free Wi-Fi. And so I figured I'd text you. That was his first text to her.

And that's what he said. He said, I tried out the free Wi-Fi. And so I figured I'd text you. That was his first text to her.

Well, she texted like Nick. She sent very much like, yeah, nice. Okay, cool. Until he started talking dirty. And then she was like, emoji, emoji, emoji. Yes, yes, yes, daddy. Crazy, crazy. And then he would like look kind of like over. I think maybe he was looking at River because obviously she was asleep. But I had to act so like... I'm not staring at your phone.

Well, she texted like Nick. She sent very much like, yeah, nice. Okay, cool. Until he started talking dirty. And then she was like, emoji, emoji, emoji. Yes, yes, yes, daddy. Crazy, crazy. And then he would like look kind of like over. I think maybe he was looking at River because obviously she was asleep. But I had to act so like... I'm not staring at your phone.

Well, she texted like Nick. She sent very much like, yeah, nice. Okay, cool. Until he started talking dirty. And then she was like, emoji, emoji, emoji. Yes, yes, yes, daddy. Crazy, crazy. And then he would like look kind of like over. I think maybe he was looking at River because obviously she was asleep. But I had to act so like... I'm not staring at your phone.

I was like looking out the window. I'd close my eyes. I would act like I was doing absolutely anything but reading this man's text. Wait, and you said there's an older couple? He was an older man just by himself. Like how old? Late 60s probably. Okay. Good for him. Yeah.

I was like looking out the window. I'd close my eyes. I would act like I was doing absolutely anything but reading this man's text. Wait, and you said there's an older couple? He was an older man just by himself. Like how old? Late 60s probably. Okay. Good for him. Yeah.

I was like looking out the window. I'd close my eyes. I would act like I was doing absolutely anything but reading this man's text. Wait, and you said there's an older couple? He was an older man just by himself. Like how old? Late 60s probably. Okay. Good for him. Yeah.

He's working. He's working. And anyways, I have never felt stronger in my arms than this trip with River. First of all, I mowed the lawn the day before. Let's just get that out in the air. I mowed the lawn, the front yard. And then there was a thunderstorm rolling in. So I was like, oh my God, I have to finish or else we're going to be fucked. And River was asleep for the front lawn.

He's working. He's working. And anyways, I have never felt stronger in my arms than this trip with River. First of all, I mowed the lawn the day before. Let's just get that out in the air. I mowed the lawn, the front yard. And then there was a thunderstorm rolling in. So I was like, oh my God, I have to finish or else we're going to be fucked. And River was asleep for the front lawn.

He's working. He's working. And anyways, I have never felt stronger in my arms than this trip with River. First of all, I mowed the lawn the day before. Let's just get that out in the air. I mowed the lawn, the front yard. And then there was a thunderstorm rolling in. So I was like, oh my God, I have to finish or else we're going to be fucked. And River was asleep for the front lawn.

And then she wakes up as soon as I start the back. And I was like, You got to do this with me, honey. We got we got to finish. So I bring her outside. She's just like standing there watching me for a while. We're playing peekaboo. I'm like, where's mommy going to the side of the house? And they're like, peekaboo, I'm back.

And then she wakes up as soon as I start the back. And I was like, You got to do this with me, honey. We got we got to finish. So I bring her outside. She's just like standing there watching me for a while. We're playing peekaboo. I'm like, where's mommy going to the side of the house? And they're like, peekaboo, I'm back.

And then she wakes up as soon as I start the back. And I was like, You got to do this with me, honey. We got we got to finish. So I bring her outside. She's just like standing there watching me for a while. We're playing peekaboo. I'm like, where's mommy going to the side of the house? And they're like, peekaboo, I'm back.

And then she was like chasing me. It was a whole thing. Like we're really trying to get it done. We were a team for sure.

And then she was like chasing me. It was a whole thing. Like we're really trying to get it done. We were a team for sure.

And then she was like chasing me. It was a whole thing. Like we're really trying to get it done. We were a team for sure.